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Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Edward: Old fashioned.
Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!