哈利·波特与暮光之城

哈利·波特与暮光之城 Things We Must Not Do At Hogwarts.

LoveforSeverus posted on Jun 23, 2010 at 06:31PM
1.It is not necessary to yell ‘POOF!’ every time I Apparate.

2. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write ‘I told you I was hardcore’.

3. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the results would be.

4. Asking ‘How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?’ and walking away is only funny the first time.

5. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nargles is coincidental.

6. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug-A-Slytherin day.

7.I will not charm the suits of armor to perform a rendition of ‘Knights at the Round
Table’ for the Christmas feast.

8. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

9. I will not wear my ‘DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT!’ shirt to school.

10. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor is tasteless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.


Just some to start.
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一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
Too late I already got suspended for yelling oof as well as causeing an explosion as I apparated, wore my Death eater t shirt, charmed the armor, and then hosed the 3rd anual hug a slythrin day because I was feeling lonely. I did this all in just 2 days.

And I also replaced the quittage brooms with swiffer dusters. Oh and bought my i-pod to Hogwarts claiming it was a gps so I dont get lost in the school and started the wizzards listen to muggle music trend they alll seemed to love Shikira.
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一年多以前 MrsRadcliffe said…
laugh
zanhar1...LOL!!!!, i guess this goes to Slitherins but this hallerious!!!!!!!!! even to a Griffindor!!
一年多以前 zanhar1 said…
☺ yah I went back to Hogwarts wearing a fulse mustach everyone looked at me and said you look firmilar only the sorting hat knew the truth but I told him I'd badazzle him if he didnt tell on me. That hat is now a really pimp one.
一年多以前 MrsRadcliffe said…
laugh
Lol!
一年多以前 Artemis_8 said…
128: I will not ask Pure-Bloods what it's like to be "Sandwiches."
129: I will not tell them that to be a Sandwich is to be Inbred.
130: I will not suggest to Voldemort that he get a nose job.
131: I will not suggest to Snape he get a nose job.
132: I will not ask Hermione Granger if she's a demigoddess-daughter-of Athena.
133: I will not bring a White- Ferret to school and ask Draco Malfoy "Isn't he cute?"
134: I will not use the Wingardium Leviosa Charm to levitate said Ferret.
"108. House-elves are not a suitable replacement for bludgers."
"123. Or quaffles, for that matter."
133: Nor will I shrink them and spray paint them gold, claiming them to be "A new kind of Golden Snitch."

^They're not very good, but oh well! x]
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一年多以前 Hermione7 said…
laugh
134:Singing the mysterious ticking noise anywhere is tacky and tasteless.
135:Sitting next to Hermione Granger during tests is not a good way to raise my score.
136:When Snape is tormenting Neville never yell "Stop you mother****er one day you are going to die and he is going to be the biggest BAMF in the universe!"
137:Singing "Puff the Magic Dragon anywhere near Hagrid is not acceptable
138:Singing Harry Potter in 99 seconds within earshot of Harry Potter.
一年多以前 FawkesTears said…
139: Appointing Luna Lovegood as health inspector
140: Give Professor Lupin a false calender
141: Ask Professor Flitwick where to find gold
141: Show Professor Trelawney the movie 2012
一年多以前 phoenixwand said…
give cat fur coat to umbridge
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