**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's 更多 to life than hot guys. 或者 guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really 流行的 for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people 或者 treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I 爱情 你 Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in 爱情 at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I 爱情 你 Bella. Oh, and 由 the way, I 爱情 how 你 smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch 你 sleep.
Bella: 你 WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can 你 arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I 爱情 你 Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY 你 CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 或者 becoming a teen mom 或者 anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor 或者 a lawyer 或者 some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a 秒 thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's 更多 to life than hot guys. 或者 guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really 流行的 for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people 或者 treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I 爱情 你 Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in 爱情 at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I 爱情 你 Bella. Oh, and 由 the way, I 爱情 how 你 smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch 你 sleep.
Bella: 你 WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can 你 arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I 爱情 你 Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY 你 CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 或者 becoming a teen mom 或者 anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor 或者 a lawyer 或者 some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a 秒 thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Oh do 你 not see, the language so cruciated,
由 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 你 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 你 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't 你 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 你 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 你 hear, I must hope 你 see.
But I think, 你 only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 粉丝 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
由 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 你 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 你 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't 你 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 你 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 你 hear, I must hope 你 see.
But I think, 你 only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 粉丝 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a 粉丝 of both.But if 你 would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do 你 dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the 吸血鬼 there sparkle , like this Twilight 粉丝 could just say 'because Harry has a scar' 或者 'because they go to a school of magic' 或者 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so 你 can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask 你 nicely and be thankful if 你 could tell me why 你 don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 逼债, 墩 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both 电影院 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 逼债, 墩 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both 电影院 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!