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posted by harrypotterbest
There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. 更多 commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge 粉丝 of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge 粉丝 of Twilight, and at dinner, they started asking 问题 like ‘Who do 你 think Bella should have chosen?’ Best was listening with interest. She found out it was a teenage 爱情 story. How stupid, thought Best, I can’t believe they actually like that over Harry Potter.
This wedding, however, started her thoughts on Twilight. In grade 6, she read the Twilight books. She had found them in the 图书馆 while looking for Order of the Phoenix (for the 7-8 time). She thought, Well, I can give it a chance, right? So Best read the books. She loved them, but she never thought of comparing them to HP. Luckily for her, she had 老友记 at school who were CRAZY obsessed with Twilight. Like, not a 日 passed when this friend, if she needs a name L, talked about Jacob.
Best had not seen the Twilight movies, because she didn’t have them and she didn’t like Twilight enough to buy the movies. However her cousin lent her the movie. Best thought she was going to watch it, but kept putting it off. So l and Best and a few other 老友记 decided to go see New Moon. Best wanted to see the movie, but then l moved and the plans got cancelled. But before l left they talked of Twilight.
l and her other 老友记 talked about the boys in Twilight, and soon every girl in her grade 6 class was on one subject. Well, Best got extremely bored. She decided to re read Twilight, but she couldn’t find it. So she read Harry Potter. And her eyes were opened. She still liked Twilight, mind you, but she realized it was 秒 best and would ALWAYS be 秒 best.
Her 老友记 still claimed twilight was the best book in the world. They even 说 Stephanie Meyer was very sweet. Best decided to leave them rambling about Jacob and Edwierd. She went back to her old friends, who were not Potter 粉丝 – only one was. Her name was H. So Best and H talked about HP forever, until H, too, had to move.
Then, Best made a new friend, call her Sue. Sue was a huge 粉丝 of the Percy Jackson books, and then Best was too. However, Twilight had taught Best a very important lesson: NOTHING can beat Harry Potter. So Best was a Jackson fan, and still is. Compared to these two series, Twilight seemed like rubbish to Best – and not even well written rubbish. She persuaded her BBF, name S, to read HP and the Philosophers Stone. When she did, S loved it.
All her Twilight craze was immediately forgotten at the joyous prospect of finally being returned to the right state of mind and having an HP 粉丝 to discuss it with. Best felt 更多 confident now, thanks to Hermione and S, so she convinced Sue to read the 图书 as well. Sue read and loved them, and in no way could Best have felt happier, unless her Hogwarts letter came. However, the only drawback was Sue and S had only read Philosophers Stone and not any of the other books. But still... so continuing on, Best realized that another of her friends, call her X, was a Potter fan. However she was disappointed. Because none of the other 粉丝 she had made where that into it.
So Best started to hate Twilight. It began slowly than spread faster and faster. She started to compare Harry Potter to Twilight, and googled ‘Stephanie Meyer vs JK Rowling,’ and she found this: 1000 reasons why HP is better than Twilight. So she immediately made an account, and read to about pg 100. There, she just skipped to the last page. The Anti’s were nice, and Best made a whole dozen 更多 friends. She felt very relieved as they all also thought HP was the best book ever. Some of them were also PJ fans, and they all thought the same way.
Well, 你 should know what happened next!
Sorry, I know that was a crazy weird story in one 年 – grade 6.
posted by Sophia21
Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the 标题 to errors.

My apologise to Twilight 粉丝 if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 图书 like twice this 月 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole 列表 on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 图书 to be scientifically accurate. But if 你 plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...
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I made a 列表 of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If 你 can give explanation answering the 问题 ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky 问题 because there are a lot of 文章 about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter 粉丝 respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell 你 which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion 由 BedIntruder 发布 4 hours 以前


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides 由 calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies 由 写作 about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The 图书 aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken 由 the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that 你 arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and 你 will 爱情 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to 你 that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe 你 didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. 或者 maybe 你 didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But 你 get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her 老友记 - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 阅读 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 苹果 on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my 写作 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 你 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 由 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 你 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 你 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 你 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 你 crazy witch
Now it's raining 更多 than ever
But we’re...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been 写作 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 总体, 整体 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 由 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 由 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 粉丝 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 粉丝 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 你 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 列表 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 由 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 图书 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 你 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter 粉丝 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 文章 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 分钟 以前 via Plurk · 评论 · Like · View 评论 on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 分钟 以前 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 分钟 以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你 或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你 安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 你 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 阅读 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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