I am currently re-reading Twilight. My friend is making me. It was part of a deal, don't ask. Anyway, I now have just a couple chapters left of it. Here are just a few of the many problems I have with this book:
1) The main reason Edward likes Bella is because she smells good. 你 can't deny it. It is mentioned a million times in the book. Edward's always saying things like, "your smell is so appealing . . . never scented anything like it before . . . I can't stay away . . . " etc. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
2) The main reason Bella likes Edward is because he is handsome and seemingly flawless, physically, at least. There's no denying it. Bella always mentions Edward's "flawless lips . . . perfect chest . . . " etc. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
3) I don't know what the main conflict is. I suspect that it's the fact that James and Victoria are hunting Bella. However, this conflict isn't introduced until Chapter 17. Seriously. The first two-thirds of the book is Bella and Edward obsessing over each other. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Well, that's hardly everything wrong with Twilight, but it would take years to discuss all of its flaws. Thank 你 and have a good day.
P.S. Sorry if this was repetitive; the reasons I've stated above are very similar to reasons others have mentioned before.
1) The main reason Edward likes Bella is because she smells good. 你 can't deny it. It is mentioned a million times in the book. Edward's always saying things like, "your smell is so appealing . . . never scented anything like it before . . . I can't stay away . . . " etc. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
2) The main reason Bella likes Edward is because he is handsome and seemingly flawless, physically, at least. There's no denying it. Bella always mentions Edward's "flawless lips . . . perfect chest . . . " etc. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
3) I don't know what the main conflict is. I suspect that it's the fact that James and Victoria are hunting Bella. However, this conflict isn't introduced until Chapter 17. Seriously. The first two-thirds of the book is Bella and Edward obsessing over each other. GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Well, that's hardly everything wrong with Twilight, but it would take years to discuss all of its flaws. Thank 你 and have a good day.
P.S. Sorry if this was repetitive; the reasons I've stated above are very similar to reasons others have mentioned before.
1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
Okay, so Is anyone else as tired of the Twilight vs. HP argument? Well, I personally prefer Twilight, but Harry Potter is also very good. I think that people should just shut the hell up over it! Every once in a while, someone will talk badly about Twilight and I will defend it, but it is still ridiculous to argue over such nonsense.
-Isabella
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-Isabella
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