These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*
Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers and dwibs. hoo are liek NIEN!!!!!1111 nda ife jew haite tiwelit so muck wy donit jew just get a lief!!!! HATREZZ MEK HRE (STAFFENIE MAYERS) FAMUS YU BIETCHES!!! JEW JUEST WITSH TI WUZZ JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WATT AER U GONNA DOO WEN TWHYLITE IZ RECUIERED REDDING INSTTEADDE UF BURING, STUOPID STUFF LIKE WUETREING HIGHTES??? AI MEEN TAHT RITTER IS STEUPIDE, EVEREBDDY KNUWS MPEOOPPLE WERE BIUUTIFULL AND CARMING LIKE EDWARD BAK INDE OLD DASY, NUT LIKE HITHCLIFF!!!!! VEREY HISTORICLY UNACURATE!!! SO JEW MORONSLL IUSR HAFF TWO STUF, WOZTN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS BAD ENUFF TAT U HAV THE BALLS TO HAT TWILIGHT BUT NOW 你 GO AND LEAVE NOTES AT TERRENT COWNTY COLEG TELLIN PEPLES TO 加入 UR FORUM!! I WEN DER LONG ENUFF TO PIK UP MY BRO AND I WENT TO SIT ON THE BECNH AND SAW IT!!!
WAT GIVS U THE RITE TO HAT SUCH A GENUS PIECE OF WORK UR ETHER LESBAN IF UR A GIRL 或者 JUST JELOS OF EDDYWART IF UR A DUD
IF I EVE SE ONE OF U MEANIES IRL U WIL PAY AND TIS CITE IS GONA GET MY RATH!!?!?!???!? HMPHMPH!!!
PRECUS STEPHANEE MAYOR AND HER 图书 GETTIN HATED MAKES ME WANA CRY ((The response to this one made me LOL: Cool story, bro.))
yu shoud cloze tis site and never com bak!! stephany miyers myht bee sad and stoop her storys!!!!!!
wot r u on? u dnt lik twlght? u r al werdos. edwrd is teh sex. he luvs bela moar tan any humn eva can 或者 wold.
jcob is not a pedo! he wnts to lok aftr rensme and kep her saf. u sud dy in a hol al of u. twlght is teh bst bok eva!!! and teh movey is evn beter.
edwrd is my god!!! ((She calls us weirdos...))
Y DEH prancing HELL DO U ALL HATEZ TWILIGHT IT IS DEH 鲤鱼 U R ALL LEZZIES 或者 UPSET U DUNT HAV EDWOOD
STEPHANNIEMAYOR IS DEH BES DAMMED PERSON IN LITRATRUE AND 你 WILL DO WELL TO RESPECT DAT
I WILL ET DIS MORONS INTERSITE SHUT OFF IF IT KILLZ MEH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Because it is successful. It is popular. People enjoy it. If entertainment isn't a measure of how good a book is...then what is?
I mean, what's the point of going out of your natural 写作 style to create some super-original masterpiece, as 你 guys seem to suggest is the best kind of story, when the public...well, when the public want the cliches!
Okay, 你 can say that Twilight isnt any good because it's written badly, and contains all these..."hiden messages" and such. The very name of the site argues this point, though in a rather childish way (intentional, I suppose- the creator must have either chosen 'sucks' as a way of bringing the website down to Twilight's level, 或者 to 显示 the website is not serious...if the second, the brutish anger that flows through the 论坛 contradicts the intention). But c'mon. C'mon c'mon c'mon. So it don't fill all the criteia of a pefect series. My point is not that it is perfect, merely that it is good, if not great.
I say 'great' not because I personally enjoy the story - I do not, and was a hater before I realised upon consideration that there was nothing for me to 'hate' as such - but because Twilight fulfils the primary objective of a romance novel...it entertains.
((I'm never entertained if a book sucks ass))
That's really it! Thought they were funny. ONCE MORE! I have NOTHING against Twilight 粉丝 that are sane, but ones like these drive me up the wall.
HAOZ! PEEPS STOP BASHING DEZ TWILIGHTZ. SO MUCHZ BATTERE 巢穴, den, 书房 HAIRY POOPET! HAT IT@!