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哈利·波特与暮光之城 问题

What is Bella 天鹅 cribbing about?

Every time she is either unhappy about something 或者 dissatisfied with something 或者 upset about something. Why? I don't see the point. Someone please explain.

1. She moves to Forks, she's cribbing.
2. She has guys swooning over her, she's not happy.
3. She loves this moron and she's unhappy that she's not good enough for him.
4. She plays with Jacob and she's sad that she's using him.
5. Her friends, she hates them.
6. Her dad cares about her, she doesn't care.

The only thing she should be worried about is her non-existent brain but that would be logic which she clearly lacks. So please, oh please tell me why is she a dull moron.

 DivyaHarry posted 一年多以前
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XDRoseLuvsHP said:
Actually, not only does she not care that her father can be caring at points; she COMPLAINS about it. But she complains about everything.

I really want to add to your 列表 of what Bella complains about:

7. Her boyfriend is too hot!
8. She's too ugly!
9. She had her 18th birthday! She's so OLD!
10. She got presents! Oh, the horror!
11. Her 老友记 won't let her use them!
12. She's such a klutz! (Despite the fact that she doesn't have a klutz personality... nor any personality)
13. She was 给 a nice car!
14. Her mother is so annoying!
15. Her life is SO horrible! (Yeah... right...)
16. She can't be married: people would think she's a slut!
17. However, her boyfriend refuses to "do it" with her!

Yet she DOESN't complain about:
1. Her boyfriend abusing her (psychologically mostly, a little physically)
2. Her best friend sexually assaulting her
3. That same best friend lusting after her newborn baby
4. Having to abandon her "friends" and family forever
5. Her demon baby ripped her to pieces and almost killed her


Yes, there is definitely something wrong with this picture.

The reason she is a dull moron is because she is the self-insert of Stephenie Meyer! SMeyer, being a dull moron, must have her self-insert Mary-Sue "protagonist" be just like her!
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posted 一年多以前 
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"10. She got presents! Oh, the horror!" Made me laugh out loud. But yes, there is obviously something very wrong with Bella. Nice answer. :)
Mrs-Grint posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 She is crazy....
boolander25 posted 一年多以前
pensatibo said:
no offense. but i think Bella 天鹅 is stupid. beacuse she prefres Edward and not Jacob she is Dumb beacuse she is playing with Jacob
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