哈利·波特与暮光之城

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Twilight isn't epic. This isn't an opinion, this is a proven fact.

My Honors English teacher this 年 说 that Twilight isn't an epidemic, because it's only a few years old, and the story doesn't go that far out of Forks Washington. sure, it goes to arizona and italy, but nothing interesting and never heard of before. He 说 that epics would be Lord of the Rings, Dracula, and Harry Potter. He loves Dracula, because it's about the orginal (scary and dark) vampire. He hates (and I mean HATE HATE HATES) Twilight. The books, the movies, etc. He went on for about 20 分钟 why Twilgiht shouldn't be considered literature, and the 吸血鬼 aren't 吸血鬼 and why the 狼人 aren't werewolves. I think I'm going to like this guy.
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but he also hates 吸血鬼 Suck, like me. because it isn't a spoof, it's just a bunch of pop culture thrown in to make it "funny".
ThatDarnHippo posted 一年多以前
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i agree with your teacher. i wish i get a teacher as cool and awesome this 年
ronald_weasley posted 一年多以前
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*movies
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哈利·波特与暮光之城  最佳答案

zanhar1 said:
I have to disagree it is epic... an epic fail
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I have to disagree it is epic... an epic fail
posted 一年多以前 
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LMAO! xDDDD
HaleyDewit posted 一年多以前
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Thank youz
zanhar1 posted 一年多以前
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Nice. :)
peetarocks999 posted 一年多以前
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bri-marie said:
Unfortunetly, this is an opinion :/ There are people out there who would argue that Harry Potter aren't epic, just as easily and intelligently as your teacher did (my College 写作 II professor gave us a 30 min lecture on why Harry Potter isn't literature because of what it's written about).
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posted 一年多以前 
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thanks for being calm about this and all that ur nice voted as best answer
lmt96 posted 一年多以前
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Thank 你 :)
bri-marie posted 一年多以前
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Oh trust me, she was. I hated that class (and that teacher) 更多 than anything.
bri-marie posted 一年多以前
GemonkDruid said:
... Does he like Buffy? Then I'll think I'll like him too.
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j-bfan7 said:
oh tell ur teacher i 说 to shut up because hes basing it on school not romance and thrillers and also harry potter is the worst movie ever made
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hey, cool it! theres not problem here
SarBear1579 posted 一年多以前
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basically, what we're all trying to tell 你 is CALM YOUR FREAKING LLAMA!
FredWRules posted 一年多以前
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ChocAttack266 u r awesome, and thank you, the response "shut up" is not very mature
snusnu13 posted 一年多以前
lucius_malloy said:
My English teacher hasn't read Twilight... if he did, I'm pretty sure he'd react like yours... except he hasn't read Harry Potter, either. -sigh-
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posted 一年多以前 
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I'll ask mine...
HecateA posted 一年多以前
happyallie said:
I would too :D
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souflizzle317 said:
Okay, assuming 你 meant epic and not epidemic (a widespread disease...), I'll explain this in technical terms. First, you're right. Twilight is not an epic. However, neither is Lord of the Rings, 或者 Harry Potter, 或者 Dracula. The definition of an epic is:

a long poem, typically one derived from ancient oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic 或者 legendary figures 或者 the history of a nation.

It depends what 你 consider a long poem, but technically none of the 图书 mentioned are epics. However, I would have to say that LotR, Harry Potter, and Dracula come much closer to being epics (though they're not) than Twilight does.

I'm sorry, Twilight fans, but it is *not* an opinion. It is a fact that Twilight isn't an epic.
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bessmarvin1 said:
Who would say that Twilight is an epic?
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:))
peetarocks999 posted 一年多以前
LinaHarrow said:
你 know what pops into my head right now?

"I saw it on TV, it must be true."

Which reminds me of social studies class, which adds school and your English teacher to this equation resulting in

"My English teacher 说 it, it must be true."

Which is similar to

"I saw it on TV, so it must be true."

Get my point here? Have I hurt your brain yet today?
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