Someone plz HELP ME I need to know on how to become a real mermaid and plz don't say look on the Internet. I have already done that real working ones

Hi! Lucky u I have tons of spells! Here's my best!
Go into a shower, put your favourite 项链 on and then close your eyes and say this spell slowly:

Magic spirits of the deep
i would like a tail not two feet
beauty be upon me
鱼 all kinds let me see
when i'm finished in the sea
when i'm dry my feet return to me

Once 你 have 说 that get out of the 淋浴 and dry your self and 你 should be a mermaid 下一个 time 你 have touched water.

Rules
1. It takes one drop so be careful
2. It takes ten seconds
3. Don't be scared if different powers find 你 so try and use them for good
4. DO NOT look at the full moon 或者 who knows what will happen without 你 knowing
5. Enjoy!

There 你 go, no salt :)

try this my friend tried this and it worked, but be wary of anything *ahem* ...fishy...on becoming a mermaid

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if 你 want to know how to become a mermaid i will tell 你 h2o is just a 显示 so its not really 展示 你 how to become a mermaid so to become one get a tail like i did then wait till 你 turn 13 when 你 do 你 will be chosen to be a mermaid 或者 not i was chosen

get about 50-100 鱼 get glue and neddle and thred then 母猪 your legs together than glue scales on

HELP i want to be an H2O just add water mermaid for real ive tried so many tried so many spells and it dosent work please i need help i do believe in 《美人鱼》 i do believe that the spells will work but it dosent work 😞😔☹️😭