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Even homeless people have Facebook.
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Rachel and I might as well get used to a life of barista work and summer stock...
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I don’t like you. I don’t like the way 你 talk to my boyfriend. I don’t..
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Let’s get a few things straight. Blaine’s too good for you, New Directions..
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你 smell like Craigslist.
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He could stay at one of our houses so it wouldn’t be like he was homeless...
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I’m really good at looking busy.
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It looks like Floppy-Haired 低音 Dude, Chapped Lips McGee and Johnny Tromboner.
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I just heard the news that Trouty Mouth was back in town. I’ve been keeping...
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Welcome back, Lisa Rinna.
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I’ve missed 你 so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in...
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Can’t tell 你 how many times I’ve wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but...
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I assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their
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So glad you’re back. I haven’t seen a smile that big since a claymation...
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I’m free, you’re free, and I’m sure that you’ve noticed that I’m...
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Girls smell better than ham. And when they’re dancing and bouncing around...
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I got light tingles where it’s only 50/50 for tingling.
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After getting bullied so much I took up boxing. I also started the Dalton...
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I’ve heard the jokes. I’d better hope they do a musical of The Joy Luck...
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We’re being nice. It would be rude if I followed 你 around and every time...
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My suspension is officially over. It’ll still be on my transcript, though...
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What do 你 think about Yale? For me. I’m not the singer that 你 或者 Kurt...
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It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins...
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I didn't know Backdraft was a musical!
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