Here are my 最佳, 返回页首 Artie 语录 from Season 2:
10. "That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into 你 on the way tossing it in the trash". (Special Education)
9. "Or a Choo Choo with square wheels on your CABOOSE!" (A Very 欢乐合唱团 Christmas)
8. Holly: "Sex is like hugging...only wetter".
Artie: "Yeah, it is!" (Sexy)
7. Will: "When I'm sick, there's only one thing that makes me feel good".
Artie: "Gin and juice?"
6. "So, I'm your community service?" (Never Been Kissed)
5. "I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and...I want abs". (Audition)
4. "I brought some Bloody Mary's,...
continue reading...