Santana Lopez

嘿 there. It's Fetchgirl2366 again, and I just wanted to do an 文章 on my opinions of the 欢乐合唱团 characters. I just finished watching "Prom-asaurus yesterday, and I liked it. Now I have something to say about my favorite--and least favorite--characters up to this point.

Rachel Berry
Season 3 rating: 8 1/2

To kick things off, I liked the old Rachel. She was the overly ambitious girl who only cared for New York and all that. If they had just 给 her another chance ("Choke")--or if she learned the lyrics a little 更多 just to be sure--then she would've had all that. To me, I still ship her with...

-The 下一个 Day-
I was in Spanish class listening to Mr. Schue, Puck, Finn, and Artie sing "La Cucaracha" 由 Kumbia Kings. I looked around the classroom and saw everybody had the same look on their faces as I did. Vacant.

Principal Figgins came to the classroom. "William, we need to talk."

"Uh, okay." Mr. Schue followed Principal Figgins to out of the classroom.

Thank God.

-The 下一个 Day-
We were sitting in the choir room, waiting for Mr. Schue's arrival.

He then walked in, wrote the number 2030 on the board, and asked, "Where do 你 guys think you'll be in the 年 2030?"

"Broadway", Kurt and Berry said...

(Sam and Quinn are in the choir room, looking over the song they're going to sing for the assignment for 欢乐合唱团 club.)
Quinn: It's good to see 你 again, Trouty Mouth.
Sam (confused): I still don't understand how I ended up back here in Lima.
Quinn: 你 came back to help us compete at sectionals, remember?
Sam: I don't remember any of this happening.
Quinn: Well, I don't remember me changing back from being a slutty skank, but at least I actually tried to use my brain and figure everything out.
(Silence.)
Sam: What?
Quinn: Let's just go ahead and sing this song I found.
Sam: Okay then.
(Quinn turned towards...

I saw Artie as soon as I got back to my locker.

"There 你 are", Artie said.

"Yep, here I am."

"You were going to ask me something, right?"

"Yeah, but I forgot what it was."

"Oh."

It was the end of the school 日 and everyone was starting to leave. I gathered the necessary things from my locker. "Mind if I walk with you?"

"Not at all", 说 Artie with a smile.

--Later That Day--
I walked in the front door to see my mom washing the dishes and my dad watching 电视 in the living room. "Greetings parental authorities."

My dad chuckled. "Greetings cynical adolescent." I gave my dad a hug.

"How school",...

I was touring around school with Principal Figgins. I toned until I heard him say, "We have many 俱乐部 as well."

"Do 你 have 欢乐合唱团 club?" I 爱情 to sing, as if that wasn't already obvious.

"Yes, but we also have-"

"I would like to go to my locker now."

"Follow me." I followed Principal Figgins to a locker. "Here's your locker combination." He handed me a piece of paper.

"Thank you." He left. I began putting my bookbag contents in my locker. Once that was done, I looked at the schedule Principal Figgins gave me while we were in his office with my mom.

History class. My 最喜爱的 subject! Problem was,...

brittany even though at first had maybe one line an episode fills in much of the comedic releif.
though her emotional depth is shallow she is still a great charecter. so if 你 don't believe me here are some of her best one liners:
1.did 你 know dolphins are just gay sharks.
2.an anthem is the bottom of and ants pants.
3.duet is a blanket.
4.christopher 交叉, 十字架 discovered amarica.
5.i'm mike chang.
6.a ballad is a male duck.
7 does he mean like a burglar alarm?
8.mr.schue is he your son?
9.is god an evil dwarf.
10.whenever i pray i fall asleep.
brittany is kind of sort of open bisexual. her relationship...

Here are my 最佳, 返回页首 Kurt 语录 from Season 2:

10. "Why no Britney, Brittany?" (Britney/Brittany)

9. "You can't 冲床 the gay out of me any 更多 than I can 冲床 the ignoramus out of you". (Never Been Kissed)

8. "You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless". (The Substitute)

7. "Oh, my God. I opened my mouth, and a little 钱包 fell out! How'd that get there?" (The Substitute)

6. Kurt: "Are 你 not drinking?"
Finn: "No. Designated driver. What about you?"
Kurt: "I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. Clearly, he doesn't have the same concern". (Blame It On the Alcohol)

5. "Blaine Warbler, will...

( scene in the car on the way to my new school McKinley high school)
Mom: your first 日 at your new school how exciting!
Me: Mom.... ( slumps down in seat)
Mom: 嘿 look honey theres some people ( waves out the window)
Me: MOM!!
Mom: what im being friendly ( keeps waving)
Me: 嘿 were here!
( car stops)
Mom: have 你 got everything 你 need
Me: yeah
Mom: ok have a good 日 honey
( is about to get out the car)
Mom: Sarah are 你 forgetting something?
( holds up gym bag)
Me: sorry mom
( takes bag)
Mom: have a good 日 honey
( Drives away)
Me: so this is my new school
( walks inside a crowded hallway)
( walks to...