(It was 5th period, and some of the McKinley High students were going to lunch. Santana had just walked into the lunch room, and spotted Quinn, Sam, and Joe sitting at a 表 together.)
Santana's Thoughts (looking at Joe): Well, I'll know for sure.
(Sam started up a conversation with Joe and Quinn about him and Mercedes.)
Sam: I mean, she's gonna say that we can't be together because she got too emotional over some cry-baby who thinks he's stronger than me? I don't get it.
Quinn: I agree with her, though. These things can get to 你 quite easily.
(Santana walks over and places her Cheerios bag 下一个 to Quinn.)
Santana: Well, if it isn't the Holy Trinity...
Quinn (to Santana, sighing): Oh, how I miss our old trio.
Sam: What's up, Santana?
Santana: A couple of things, actually. First off, I would like to welcome Joe into McKinley and hopes he makes it through this dark cave of crap and unholiness.
Joe: Trust me, I'll make it through.
Quinn (looking at Joe, smiling): I know 你 will, too...
Santana: Second, I would like to 显示 some sympathy for Sam since your bestie decided to drop the bomb on 你 and break up with you.
Sam: Thanks. It's kinda hard to get over. Anything else?
Santana: Well, I heard from your dark-chocolate 天使 the other 日 that 你 guys do 唱歌 telegrams.
Joe: Yes, we perform for everyone on Valentine's 日 for just ten dollars. Did 你 want to make a reservation?
Santana (showing her smirk): Gladly. I would like for 你 guys to sing a song for my number one Valentine...Brittany S. Pierce. My girlfriend.
(Silence.)
Joe: What?
Sam (concerned): Santana, I'm--
Santana: Willing to do it? I understand, as well as you, Quinn. But, um...looks here that your new friend isn't.
Joe: No, I am. It's just that--
Santana: 你 told Figgins about that whole abomination stuff, did you? See, I knew it. 你 had better be glad 你 weren't here when my grandmother was--
Quinn: First of all, your mother never showed up here at McKinley.
Santana (to Quinn): She came to the PTA meeting with Brit's mother and they both had a cat fight, alright?
Quinn: 秒 of all, 你 just 说 that 你 hope Joe makes it through the dark cave of crap and unholiness. You're making this into crap.
Santana: This is Snix coming out, Quinn. It's not me.
Joe: Snix?
Sam: Don't even ask about it.
(A few days later, Santana and Brittany were at Breadstix eating at a 表 together.)
Brittany: 你 should've been out in the courtyard the other day. A gorilla came from the zoo to give Kurt some Valentine's 日 presents. Cute, huh?
Santana (unimpressed and unengaged): Yeah, sure.
Brittany: What's wrong? Aren't 你 having a good time?
Santana: I am, but...there are things I'm thinking about right now.
Brittany: Like what?
Santana: I'm not even sure anymore.
Brittany: Is it about the 淋浴 we took together and I told 你 I was on my period?
(Silence.)
Santana: What?
Brittany: That's why I hit 你 with my 钱包 that day. Like you, there was a monster inside me that tried to take over my personality...and my urinary area.
(Silence.)
Santana (confused and disgusted): Why are we talking about this in public?
(Quinn, Joe, and Sam showed up and stood 由 Brittany and Santana's booth.)
Joe: Santana, can I talk to you?
Santana (looking up at Joe): About the New Testament? Not really.
Quinn (furious): Santana!
Santana (annoyed): What?
Joe: I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I was...you know, 表演 that way at lunch. How about if Sam, Quinn, and I sing that song 你 wanted to give Brittany as a Valentine's 日 present? I'd be willing to do it.
Santana: Okay.
Brittany: 你 did this for me?
Santana and Joe: Yes.
(Sam signaled the band up at the front of the restaurant, and they played a mash-up of Mariah Carey's link and Akon's link. Joe started to sing.)
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
Fight for our right to love, yeah
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
(Quinn steps up and starts to sing. Sam and Joe vocalize in the background.)
Quinn (singing):
I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all 由 myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the 心 it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until 你 saved my life
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you, babe
(Quinn and Sam starts to sing, and Joe vocalizes in the background half of the 下一个 verse and then sings with Quinn and Sam. Brittany looks at Santana, smiles, and grabs her hand.)
Quinn and Sam (singing):
Thank God I found 你 (Joe: I'm begging you)
I was 迷失 without 你 (Joe: So 迷失 without you)
My every wish and every dream (Joe: Every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When 你 brought the sunlight (Joe: Brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
'Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(The song finally ends. People in the restaurant applaud the God Squad. Sam waved at them, Quinn did a little curtsy, and Joe smiled at Santana and Brittany.)
Joe: I hope 你 liked it.
Santana (nodding): I did.
Brittany (to Santana and Joe): Thank 你 both so much.
(Brittany leans close to Santana to 吻乐队(Kiss) her on the lips. Sam looks at them.)
Sam: Huh...so that's what girl-on-girl looks like.
(Just then, Kurt walks in.)
Kurt (to Santana, Brittany, and the God Squad): Guys, we have bad news.
Joe: What happened?
Sam: Yeah, Kurt, tell us.
Quinn: Is this gonna lead into a long hiatus 或者 something? Damn the wait...
Well, what do 你 think? I hope 你 guys liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Six!!!
Santana's Thoughts (looking at Joe): Well, I'll know for sure.
(Sam started up a conversation with Joe and Quinn about him and Mercedes.)
Sam: I mean, she's gonna say that we can't be together because she got too emotional over some cry-baby who thinks he's stronger than me? I don't get it.
Quinn: I agree with her, though. These things can get to 你 quite easily.
(Santana walks over and places her Cheerios bag 下一个 to Quinn.)
Santana: Well, if it isn't the Holy Trinity...
Quinn (to Santana, sighing): Oh, how I miss our old trio.
Sam: What's up, Santana?
Santana: A couple of things, actually. First off, I would like to welcome Joe into McKinley and hopes he makes it through this dark cave of crap and unholiness.
Joe: Trust me, I'll make it through.
Quinn (looking at Joe, smiling): I know 你 will, too...
Santana: Second, I would like to 显示 some sympathy for Sam since your bestie decided to drop the bomb on 你 and break up with you.
Sam: Thanks. It's kinda hard to get over. Anything else?
Santana: Well, I heard from your dark-chocolate 天使 the other 日 that 你 guys do 唱歌 telegrams.
Joe: Yes, we perform for everyone on Valentine's 日 for just ten dollars. Did 你 want to make a reservation?
Santana (showing her smirk): Gladly. I would like for 你 guys to sing a song for my number one Valentine...Brittany S. Pierce. My girlfriend.
(Silence.)
Joe: What?
Sam (concerned): Santana, I'm--
Santana: Willing to do it? I understand, as well as you, Quinn. But, um...looks here that your new friend isn't.
Joe: No, I am. It's just that--
Santana: 你 told Figgins about that whole abomination stuff, did you? See, I knew it. 你 had better be glad 你 weren't here when my grandmother was--
Quinn: First of all, your mother never showed up here at McKinley.
Santana (to Quinn): She came to the PTA meeting with Brit's mother and they both had a cat fight, alright?
Quinn: 秒 of all, 你 just 说 that 你 hope Joe makes it through the dark cave of crap and unholiness. You're making this into crap.
Santana: This is Snix coming out, Quinn. It's not me.
Joe: Snix?
Sam: Don't even ask about it.
(A few days later, Santana and Brittany were at Breadstix eating at a 表 together.)
Brittany: 你 should've been out in the courtyard the other day. A gorilla came from the zoo to give Kurt some Valentine's 日 presents. Cute, huh?
Santana (unimpressed and unengaged): Yeah, sure.
Brittany: What's wrong? Aren't 你 having a good time?
Santana: I am, but...there are things I'm thinking about right now.
Brittany: Like what?
Santana: I'm not even sure anymore.
Brittany: Is it about the 淋浴 we took together and I told 你 I was on my period?
(Silence.)
Santana: What?
Brittany: That's why I hit 你 with my 钱包 that day. Like you, there was a monster inside me that tried to take over my personality...and my urinary area.
(Silence.)
Santana (confused and disgusted): Why are we talking about this in public?
(Quinn, Joe, and Sam showed up and stood 由 Brittany and Santana's booth.)
Joe: Santana, can I talk to you?
Santana (looking up at Joe): About the New Testament? Not really.
Quinn (furious): Santana!
Santana (annoyed): What?
Joe: I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I was...you know, 表演 that way at lunch. How about if Sam, Quinn, and I sing that song 你 wanted to give Brittany as a Valentine's 日 present? I'd be willing to do it.
Santana: Okay.
Brittany: 你 did this for me?
Santana and Joe: Yes.
(Sam signaled the band up at the front of the restaurant, and they played a mash-up of Mariah Carey's link and Akon's link. Joe started to sing.)
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
Fight for our right to love, yeah
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
(Quinn steps up and starts to sing. Sam and Joe vocalize in the background.)
Quinn (singing):
I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all 由 myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the 心 it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until 你 saved my life
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got 你 babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you, babe
(Quinn and Sam starts to sing, and Joe vocalizes in the background half of the 下一个 verse and then sings with Quinn and Sam. Brittany looks at Santana, smiles, and grabs her hand.)
Quinn and Sam (singing):
Thank God I found 你 (Joe: I'm begging you)
I was 迷失 without 你 (Joe: So 迷失 without you)
My every wish and every dream (Joe: Every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When 你 brought the sunlight (Joe: Brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
'Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(The song finally ends. People in the restaurant applaud the God Squad. Sam waved at them, Quinn did a little curtsy, and Joe smiled at Santana and Brittany.)
Joe: I hope 你 liked it.
Santana (nodding): I did.
Brittany (to Santana and Joe): Thank 你 both so much.
(Brittany leans close to Santana to 吻乐队(Kiss) her on the lips. Sam looks at them.)
Sam: Huh...so that's what girl-on-girl looks like.
(Just then, Kurt walks in.)
Kurt (to Santana, Brittany, and the God Squad): Guys, we have bad news.
Joe: What happened?
Sam: Yeah, Kurt, tell us.
Quinn: Is this gonna lead into a long hiatus 或者 something? Damn the wait...
Well, what do 你 think? I hope 你 guys liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Six!!!