Here are my 最佳, 返回页首 Santana 语录 from Season 1:
10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)
9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)
8. "You know what actually, would 你 mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)
7. Brittany: "Did 你 see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)
6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)
5. Finn: "Will 你 talk to me then?"
Santana: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)
4. "Enjoy it while 你 can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)
3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)
2. Santana: "While 你 were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
Quinn: "Sexting?"
Santana: "Sexy texting, what era are 你 from?" (Hairography)
1. Kurt: "Can we talk about the giant 象, 大象 in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)
Any comments? If 你 have something to add 或者 change, put your 评论 in the 评论 box below. And thanks for reading.
10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)
9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)
8. "You know what actually, would 你 mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)
7. Brittany: "Did 你 see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli". (Hell-O)
6. "Get a room!" (Showmance)
5. Finn: "Will 你 talk to me then?"
Santana: "I don't really talk during". (Power of Madonna)
4. "Enjoy it while 你 can, Weezy. His hair's starting to grow back". (Laryngitis)
3. "You haven't deleted his number yet?" (Funk)
2. Santana: "While 你 were playing house, Puck was sexting me".
Quinn: "Sexting?"
Santana: "Sexy texting, what era are 你 from?" (Hairography)
1. Kurt: "Can we talk about the giant 象, 大象 in the room?"
Santana: "Your sexuality?" (The Rhodes Not Taken)
Any comments? If 你 have something to add 或者 change, put your 评论 in the 评论 box below. And thanks for reading.