Here are my 最佳, 返回页首 Artie 语录 from Season 2:
10. "That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into 你 on the way tossing it in the trash". (Special Education)
9. "Or a Choo Choo with square wheels on your CABOOSE!" (A Very 欢乐合唱团 Christmas)
8. Holly: "Sex is like hugging...only wetter".
Artie: "Yeah, it is!" (Sexy)
7. Will: "When I'm sick, there's only one thing that makes me feel good".
Artie: "Gin and juice?"
6. "So, I'm your community service?" (Never Been Kissed)
5. "I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and...I want abs". (Audition)
4. "I brought some Bloody Mary's, y'all!" (Blame It On the Alcohol)
3. "I told my parents that I want one thing for 圣诞节 this year: stop friend-requesting me on Facebook". (A Very 欢乐合唱团 Christmas)
2. Finn: "That's all 你 eat?"
Sam: "Ain't no carpool lane to sexy".
Artie: "Damn straight!" (Rocky Horror 欢乐合唱团 Show)
1. Artie: "Hey Gigantor, we're all gonna swap names, yo!"
Rachel: "Did I just hear something about a substitute--(slips) Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine!"
(Holly walks in, slides on buttered floor without slipping.)
Artie: "Uh, what the hell?" (The Substitute)
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10. "That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into 你 on the way tossing it in the trash". (Special Education)
9. "Or a Choo Choo with square wheels on your CABOOSE!" (A Very 欢乐合唱团 Christmas)
8. Holly: "Sex is like hugging...only wetter".
Artie: "Yeah, it is!" (Sexy)
7. Will: "When I'm sick, there's only one thing that makes me feel good".
Artie: "Gin and juice?"
6. "So, I'm your community service?" (Never Been Kissed)
5. "I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and...I want abs". (Audition)
4. "I brought some Bloody Mary's, y'all!" (Blame It On the Alcohol)
3. "I told my parents that I want one thing for 圣诞节 this year: stop friend-requesting me on Facebook". (A Very 欢乐合唱团 Christmas)
2. Finn: "That's all 你 eat?"
Sam: "Ain't no carpool lane to sexy".
Artie: "Damn straight!" (Rocky Horror 欢乐合唱团 Show)
1. Artie: "Hey Gigantor, we're all gonna swap names, yo!"
Rachel: "Did I just hear something about a substitute--(slips) Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine!"
(Holly walks in, slides on buttered floor without slipping.)
Artie: "Uh, what the hell?" (The Substitute)
Any comments? If 你 have anything to add 或者 change, put your 评论 in the 评论 box below. And thanks for reading.