你 stood patiently in the check out line, within the grocery store timidly looking around noticing the line of people form behind 你 all giving 你 death glares.
"Hey hurry it up!!"
"Come on I have to get home!"
"I have to feed my kids 你 bi-"
"I'm sorry, but my friend should be here shortly with my wallet." 你 eased chuckling nervously.
The cashier only glared letting out an agitated groan.
"can't 你 just let them go ahead of 你 till 'your friend' gets here?"
"No way, I've been waiting all 日 in that line! I'm not moving!"
你 shouted. "besides that's what 你 get for only having 1 check out counter in this huge store."
你 folded your arms still waiting for him, your friend that is. It has already been an 小时 where could he be? Just then a ringing was heard as a man entered the store. When 你 looked 你 couldn't help but turn red out of shock and blue out of...shock, making an achy purple cover your face.
It was your friend, Sakata Gintoki walking in, with nothing on but a 粉, 粉色 frilly apron.
"SAKATA!!!" 你 screamed. " what are your wearing!!!"
"What? A man can't wear an apron?"
"Well I suppose 你 can't, but JUST an 围裙 is a little much don't 你 think!?!?!?!?!"
"Katsura, Elizabeth Shimpachi and I were playing butt-naked UNO."
"SO 你 couldn't put on some shorts!! And 你 do realize Elizabeth is a giant pet 企鹅 who is already naked?!"
He stared not really caring, then checked through the pockets of the 围裙 finding nothing, he then dug underneath and pulled out your wallet. 你 snatched it a quickly paid for your stuff then headed out the door, 你 got yourself a cab and almost got in till Gintoki pulled 你 back 由 your shoulder.
"Where 你 goin? Let me go with you."
"Theres no way I'm traveling anywhere with 你 right now!" 你 说 walking off.
"Well how am I supposed to get home!? 你 want me to walk all the way back?"
"I don't care, your just not coming with me like that!"
你 sat in the cab then turned watching Gintoki wave 'goodbye'. 你 didn't want to be so rude with him, but geez, who shows up to a market butt-naked?
你 watched him turn to catch another cab making blood fall from your nose run profusely.
'He's so embarrassing!!'
日 2
你 and your friend were walking around in the mall looking for new clothes, perfume, whatever was out. For some reason they were talking about their most embarrassing moment, and 你 couldn't help but think about Gintoki. Why was he so damn weird?
"What about 你 huh? Whats your most embarrassing moment?" 你 closest friend asked you.
你 tapped your chin thinking about the other 日 laughing.
"Well I don't know about me, but my friend he showed up at the market the other da-"
"Fwesh, chessu-cake~~" A familiar looking woman shouted shoving a tray of cakes in your face.
"OH thanks." 你 说 taking one, eating it right after.
The woman was a little familiar, but her 糖果 red lipstick 粉, 粉色 和服 and pigtails really threw 你 off. The manly woman only stared watching 你 finally stop with the chewing and 吞, 燕子 the food.
"You like?!"
"Um, its pretty good." 你 answered.
"Good, cause 你 just ate my hair cake.." she 说 bluntly, her voice getting deeper.
你 blinked remembering the familiar voice and jumped back holding your throat coughing.
"Do 你 feel it, my hair inside you.." she said.
你 widened your eyes watching her remove part of her 粉, 粉色 和服 and white wig, revealing herself to be Gintoki.
"Well...do 你 feel me inside of you!?" he shouted refusing to take off the lipstick.
Your 老友记 blinked at the character then backed away watching 你 turn green, so close to puking.
"Sakata!" 你 hissed.
He only blinked as he watched 你 pass out and your 老友记 rushing 你 to a bathroom 或者 something. He then shrugged taking a bite of the sample cheesecakes.
日 3
Sitting in the doctors office, 你 went to check if 你 had any type of 食物 poisoning thanks to Gintoki. Your doctor wrote a few things then stood.
"Your just fine, I think we're done here for the day." He 说 chuckling happily. "Get your things together and speak with my intern he'll hand 你 a lolli and 你 could go on with your day.
你 watched him leave, while 你 shuffled to get your stuff, once 你 reached the door of the room 你 watched it open with a another doctor who began to put on some powdery gloves.
"drop them.."
"eh?"
"Drop your pants."
"WHAT the hell?!?!" 你 shouted.
"Relax...I'm a doctor.." he 说 pulling down his mask.
This was getting all too familiar, yet again it was Gintoki. He approached wriggling his fingers about. 你 screamed pushing him aside running out of the doctors office but running back to the receptionists 台, 办公桌 so 你 could get your lolli.
"Excuse me I'm done with my check up I'd like my 糖果 now please."
"Sorry..." The suited receptionist spoke hiding his face behind a bleach manga. "but we're all out.."
你 looked at a bucket of suckers 下一个 to the man then watched the figure behind the magazine stand then toss the 日本漫画 aside and chew at least a handful of suckers in his mouth. Your 心 sank once 你 saw Gintoki again.
"Sakata-"
"Correct."
"how do 你 change so fast!!"
He stood atop the reception desk, and 你 turned blue realizing he had his boxers on.
"I change so fast because, time in fact moves so fast, faster than- time." he glared looking down at you. "AND WITH THAT I"D LIKE FOR 你 TO SIGN YOUR LIFE AWAY WITH ME!!!
Your eyebrow twitched as 你 watched him jump off the 台, 办公桌 and grab your hands. Old men and women, doctors and nurses gathered around clapping cooing in happiness.
"Go on a 日期 with me this Saturday." he spoke, a 粉, 粉色 glittering background forming.
"Sakata...it is Saturday..." 你 mumbled looking around wondering how he did that.
"so...that's a yes?"
"eh?-"
"We'll have to go now cause if we go at night I'll probably miss bleach."
"Um...okay.." 你 blinked a little lost.
"Yes!!!!!!! 你 do realize that after this date, I'll fall madly in 爱情 with 你 and announce our engagment without your consent to everyone I know!"
"huh?!"
"Perfect!" he smiled.
With that he crashed his lips onto yours and pulled 你 out of the hospital, but ran back taking the bucket of suckers.
~Later~
你 dropped your head in utter agitation, that had to be the most embarrassing way to ask someone out on a date. 你 looked up noticing your 首页 not too far away, 你 then looked up to Gintoki watching him eat the last sucker from the bucket.
"I can't wait any longer." he mumbled.
"what?"
"I 爱情 you."
你 noticed the 粉, 粉色 glittery aura reappear, but ignored it noticing the man was serious, which was weird for 你 seeing how Sakata was never really serious. Instead he was always out to kill the joy and ruin the mood with his rather 随意 personality, but whos says 你 didn't like that.
"Say it." he demanded with a smirk curling on his lips.
"....I 爱情 你 too Gintoki."
He turned around and tightened his right fist letting out a 'Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!~' grinning happily then turned back to 你 landing a soft 吻乐队（Kiss） on your lips. After that he forgot about the 日期 and 你 went to watch Bleach instead. c:
