There was a 随意 website where 你 could talk about Garrett. People mostly fought, & 你 could go on lots of times using different nicknames. I gotta kick out of it, it kept me entertained. Tons of people were ganging up on 1 of my nicknames, so I wrote this & thought it was funny. I wanted to share it with everyone:
Anonymous 2005-12-04 // 09:15:24
Once Upon a Time there was this girl. Her name was Kate. Her nickname was "Eat My Shorts." Kate likes to wear sweaters, loves to eat 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell, and enjoys listening to Dashboard Confessional.
One 日 Kate "Eat My Shorts" wrote something on this message board and it offended some people. The people on this message board told Kate she was a loser and needed to get a life. This didn't work and the people couldn't come up with any other comebacks. So they pretended to be "Eat My Shorts" and started saying mean stuff about Kate. Kate laughed because she couldn't believe the people had to go so far as to pretend to be her. Kate was going to write something mean back but thought, hey, we all shit out the same hole, why not make peace with the people. So Kate told the people she wanted to be friends. The people said, "No loser, get a life." So Kate 说 OK we don't have to be 老友记 but at least let me take 你 to 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 as an apology. They agreed. Later, Kate regretted ordering the 豆 burritos because they gave her bad gas. She told the people this and they called her a loser and told her to get a life.
As they were walking out of 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell, 蝙蝠侠 came up to Kate and the people and started babbling about something. 蝙蝠侠 smelled like rotten eggs so Kate wanted to get away. The people wanted Kate to go away so they could talk to Batman. They told Kate they didn't like her because she couldn't come up with cool comebacks like "loser" and "get a life." So Kate 说 good-bye and left.
As Kate was walking along, she slipped off a curb, totally bit it, face down, butt in the air. She lay there for a while because her knees were a little sore. Then this tall, hot guy with an 不可思议的 body helped her up. The guy 说 his name was Garrett Hedlund and he was an actor. Kate thought that was awesome and they started talking. Garrett asked Kate if she wanted to get something to eat. But Kate told Garrett she just ate 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 and that it gave her gas. Garrett 说 it was all cool because he just ate 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Amigo and it gave him gas. Kate and Garrett had a good laugh, decided to get ice-cream, and walked off together as the sun set in the background. THE END.
Anonymous 2005-12-04 // 09:15:24
Once Upon a Time there was this girl. Her name was Kate. Her nickname was "Eat My Shorts." Kate likes to wear sweaters, loves to eat 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell, and enjoys listening to Dashboard Confessional.
One 日 Kate "Eat My Shorts" wrote something on this message board and it offended some people. The people on this message board told Kate she was a loser and needed to get a life. This didn't work and the people couldn't come up with any other comebacks. So they pretended to be "Eat My Shorts" and started saying mean stuff about Kate. Kate laughed because she couldn't believe the people had to go so far as to pretend to be her. Kate was going to write something mean back but thought, hey, we all shit out the same hole, why not make peace with the people. So Kate told the people she wanted to be friends. The people said, "No loser, get a life." So Kate 说 OK we don't have to be 老友记 but at least let me take 你 to 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 as an apology. They agreed. Later, Kate regretted ordering the 豆 burritos because they gave her bad gas. She told the people this and they called her a loser and told her to get a life.
As they were walking out of 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Bell, 蝙蝠侠 came up to Kate and the people and started babbling about something. 蝙蝠侠 smelled like rotten eggs so Kate wanted to get away. The people wanted Kate to go away so they could talk to Batman. They told Kate they didn't like her because she couldn't come up with cool comebacks like "loser" and "get a life." So Kate 说 good-bye and left.
As Kate was walking along, she slipped off a curb, totally bit it, face down, butt in the air. She lay there for a while because her knees were a little sore. Then this tall, hot guy with an 不可思议的 body helped her up. The guy 说 his name was Garrett Hedlund and he was an actor. Kate thought that was awesome and they started talking. Garrett asked Kate if she wanted to get something to eat. But Kate told Garrett she just ate 塔科, 炸玉米饼 钟, 贝尔 and that it gave her gas. Garrett 说 it was all cool because he just ate 塔科, 炸玉米饼 Amigo and it gave him gas. Kate and Garrett had a good laugh, decided to get ice-cream, and walked off together as the sun set in the background. THE END.
