Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope 你 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 你 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 鹦鹉 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
由 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he 说 something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope 你 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 你 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 鹦鹉 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
由 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he 说 something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my 列表 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned 由 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did 你 run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did 你 win the race?" the runner 说 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes 你 say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked 你 out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if 你 were locked in a 食物 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
