1 日 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n 说 "Wat doz 婊子, 子 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 说 "feel my titties" n the man 说 "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 说 it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 说 dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
巢穴, den, 书房 d door 钟, 贝尔 rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 说 "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the 厨房 fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n 说 "Wat doz 婊子, 子 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 说 "feel my titties" n the man 说 "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 说 it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 说 dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
巢穴, den, 书房 d door 钟, 贝尔 rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 说 "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the 厨房 fuckin d turkey!
#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the 密码 "penis". The computer says: ERROR! 密码 too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, 你 are distantly related to the family 下一个 door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the 密码 "penis". The computer says: ERROR! 密码 too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, 你 are distantly related to the family 下一个 door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!