1 日 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n 说 "Wat doz 婊子, 子 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 说 "feel my titties" n the man 说 "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 说 it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 说 dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
巢穴, den, 书房 d door 钟, 贝尔 rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 说 "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the 厨房 fuckin d turkey!