Notes: This is a re-write of a 《冰雪奇缘》 Fanfiction I wrote on a 前一个 潮流粉丝俱乐部 account, Windrises. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net.
Princess Anna and 皇后乐队 Elsa were at their kingdom. Anna 说 "Tonight me and Kristoff are going to go to the city's new restaurant."
Elsa 说 "You better behave 更多 mature than usual." Anna asked why. Elsa 说 "The new restaurant is really fancy. It has a the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy."
Anna 说 "Do they really care that much about shoes?"
Elsa 说 "I heard a guy wearing flip flops got rejected."
Anna 说 "That's kind of harsh."
Elsa 说 "I actually kind of respect their fanciness."
Anna had a silly idea (of course). Anna decided to follow the sign's rules 由 wearing a shirt, shoes and everything else except pants. Anna 说 "I'm going to teach the restaurant how to have a sense of humor."
Anna left the kingdom fully dressed to fool Elsa. After arriving near the restaurant Anna donated her pants to charity.
Anna saw Kristoff and 说 "Hi. I'm ready."
Kristoff 说 "Um are 你 sure that you're ready?"
Anna told Kristoff her plan. Kristoff thought her plan was cool.
Pant-less Anna and winter outfit Kristoff walked into the fancy restaurant. Some customers were amused 由 Anna's outfit.
Anna and Kristoff sat down. The waiter 说 "Madame I hate to be rude to royalty, but 你 are not dressed appropriately."
Anna 说 "Hey. Your sign says to wear a 衬衫 and shoes and I am. If 你 want me to wear pants 你 should have a 更多 detailed sign."
The waiter 说 "Well I guess I can't object to the sign. 你 can stay."
Anna 说 "Thank 你 waiter dude."
Kristoff 说 "This is the first time that I dressed fancier than you."
Anna 说 "Yep."
The Duke of Weselton was also at the restaurant. He 说 "You are disgraceful and gross 你 monster."
Anna 说 "Calm down."
The Duke of Weselton told the manager about Anna. The manager 说 "Princess 你 have to wear pants. I'm sorry."
Anna 说 "But the sign didn't mention pants."
The Duke of Weselton 说 "My bodyguards will take care of her." The Duke's henchmen threw Anna outside. Anna fell on a sidewalk.
Kristoff 说 "Are 你 okay Anna?"
Anna 说 "Yeah, but I'm really hungry."
Kristoff handed Anna some icicle gummies.
Elsa was walking 由 and saw her sister sitting on a sidewalk with no pants. Elsa 说 "What's going on?"
Anna 说 "Oh crap. We've been caught."
Kristoff 说 "We better escape."
Anna and Kristoff ran away.
The 下一个 morning the restaurant got a new sign which stated that pants must be worn.
Meanwhile Anna was in her kingdom's 厨房 eating breakfast with no pants.
Elsa 说 "No pants again?"
Anna 说 "It's comfortable while eating."
Elsa 说 "You are random."
Anna 说 "Try it."
Elsa 说 "No thanks."
Anna 说 "Oh come on. This is our kitchen, not a fancy restaurant."
Elsa 说 "I'll try it." Elsa took off her pants and started eating breakfast. Elsa 说 "You're weirdly right. This is comfortable."
Anna 说 "There is a 图书馆 that has the same sign. We could run down there pant-less right now."
Elsa angrily 说 "Don't try it."
Anna 说 "Okay."