TOW Ross and Rachel get married
Part 1 of 2.
(Rachel wakes up to a white lily and a note. It said:)
Ross: [Good morning. I can't wait to marry you.]
Rachel: Aw. He's so sweet. Ah, thank God this rock is big.
(We enter Monica and Chandler's apartment. Exactly two hours before the wedding. Monica, Phoebe are dressed and help out Rachel get ready. Monica yells at someone on the phone while Phoebe helps Rachel get ready. Phoebe fixes Rachel's hair in the 厨房 on the 表 and Joey and Chandler walk in dressed in nice tuxes.)
Monica: No! I 说 at SIX THIRTY NOT SEVEN THIRTY. I KNOW WHAT I 说 AND THAT'S WHAT I SAID. SIX THIRTY. WELL 你 BETTER BE THERE!
Chandler: Who was that?
Monica: Stupid guest.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, I really don't think It's a good idea for 你 to be screaming at my guests.
Monica: Oh, don't worry It's from me and Ross' side of the family.
Chandler: And that's better?
Joey: Well today's your big 日 Rach. What time is the wedding gonna start?
(Phoebe Rachel Monica and Chandler look at Joey.)
Joey: I'm just kidding!
(They all look away.)
Joey: (whispers to Chandler) Seriously, what time will it be?
Chandler: ::Rolls eyes:: Okay, since your officiating, be at the alter before six thirty. 你 hear that Joe? The 密码 here is be-fore. Before six thirty.
Chandler: So anyway, uh is there anything we can help 你 guys with? Nothing girly I beg you, I don't want another repeat of what happened last time. There were things in hair and places and oh.. the places..
Rachel: Um, actually can 你 guys take care of Emma for a while? Just watch her and take her to the bathroom if she needs to go. Stuff like that.
Chandler and Joey: Yeah. Sure.
Monica: Oh, and my parents are gonna take the twins down to The Plaza.
Chandler: Oh, Okay. 你 want us to take her down to the plaza too?
Rachel: Yes, that'd be great. She's taking a nap right now with the twins and all her stuff is on the rocking chair. When 你 bring her down there bring her into our suite. Uh, what is it Mon? 302. Oh, and I also don't want another repeat of what happened last time 你 guys took care of her. She came 首页 with a condom in her pocket and went around asking everyone: "How 你 doin'?"
Chandler and Joey: Sorry.
(As they walk towards the twins bedroom to get Emma the scene fades away. Then we come to Ross' apartment and we find Ross with Ben in tuxes. The audience oohs.)
Ross: We look smooth don't we Ben?
Ben: I know I do, but 你 don't.
Ross: Ha. Well 你 know what you're doing for the wedding right? You'll be helping Emma walk down the aisle. She'll be throwing the 花 and you'll be holding the--
Ben: --Rings yeah I know dad. We've gone over this so many times this conversation is starting to make the 恐龙 sound young.
Ross: Well, 你 know 你 only get married once. Technically that's not my case, but this is the last time I'm planning to get married. I want it to be perfect. I want it to be right.
Ben: I know. 你 说 that another million times too.
Ross: Ha, uh, when your older you'll understand. Now I just have to find the rings....Where'd I put them? Do 你 know where I put them?
Ross: Maybe I left them in the bedroom....?
No there not there either...Let me call Chandler.
(Ross takes out cell phone and calls Chandler. rings twice before he picks up. They are at the coffee house.)
Chandler: Chandler speaking.
Ross: 嘿 Chandler, do 你 know where the wedding rings are?
Chandler: Oh my God! First the engagement ring now this? Uh...Hold on I'm coming over. (hangs up phone)
Chandler: Come on Joe we gotta help Ross.
Joey: But what about---
Chandler: Whatever it is just leave it here we'll take care of it later.
Joey: Are 你 sure I mean--
Chandler: Yes! I'm sure! Now Come on!
(Chandler walks out the door. Joey approaches the door and looks back.)
Joey: Bye Emma!
( She waves. Audience ooohs. Someone picks up Emma)
(We fade into Ross' apartment and Chandler and Joey walk in..)
Chandler: Ok so where'd 你 have it last?
Ross: I think they were on the nightstand in the bedroom.
Chandler: Okay we'll start there.
(They all walk into the bedroom. [[If 你 can't picture the bedroom, picture the episode "The last one" Where Ross and Rachel have sex.]] They 搜索 the bedroom thoroughly and find nothing.)
Chandler: So it's not here... Well review what 你 did last night after the bachelor party.
Joey: That was one heck of a time huh guys?
Chandler: Now is not the time Joe. But it was a heck of a time..
Chandler: So what did 你 do last night exactly, after the bachelor party?
Ross: Well, I left Joey's place and I remember coming back here. I think...I came back into the bedroom..Rach and Emma were there..Emma was sleeping...and me and Rach..we uh..ahem...yeah.
I woke up this morning I went down to the coffee shop, did a few errands and came back here. Rachel was already gone. Then I rested for a couple of 分钟 and then I picked up Ben from Carol's and came back here to get ready.
Joey: Very interesting....
Chandler: So 你 are sure 你 didn't do anything with the rings last night?
Ross: Well if I did I probably don't remember...
Chandler: Oh that's great of help.
Ross: Come on guys I really need some help here. The wedding is in less than two hours. I need to be at The Plaza in a half hour.
Chandler: Okay, 你 go to the Plaza and Joe and I will look for them. This is your wedding day. The only thing 你 need to be worried about is getting married. I'm the best man. I'm supposed to be worrying about everything.
Ross: Okay. I'll see 你 guys soon. Please find it. I need those rings 或者 Rachel will kill me.
Chandler: Yeah, even if she doesn't kill you, Monica certainly will.
(Ross leaves. Chandler looks around and then frantically looks around the apartment and then looks and Joey.)
Chandler: Where's Emma?
Joey: 你 told me to leave her.
Chandler: No I didn't!
Joey: Uh, yeah 你 did! I asked 你 what about and then 你 说 to just leave it there.
Chandler: Well I didn't think 你 were talking about Emma! Why did 你 even ask? Of course 你 bring Emma!
Joey: Well I wasn't sure if we were supposed to bring her!
Chandler: Of course 你 bring her! 你 don't leave a two year-old toddler at a coffee house! Come on we gotta get down there!!!
(They both frantically run out of the apartment.)
(We come back to Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel comes out of the bathroom in deep shock. Her hair is half up and half down but curled. Makeup is done and she is dressed in an elegant white dress. Simple yet chic.)
Phoebe: Uh Rachel...You look so beautiful.
(Rachel walks towards the 长椅, 沙发 and sits down wrapping her arms around her stomach. Phoebe walks over and sits down 下一个 to her and rubs her back)
Phoebe: 你 okay sweetie?
Rachel: I don't know..
Phoebe: Does your stomach hurt? Is it wedding jitters? Your probably just nervous. I went through the same thing. To be honest, I was so nervous I thought when I would walk down the aisle the snow would turn yellow. Everyone gets nervous before their wedding. We all do its like--
Rachel: I'm pregnant.
Rachel: I'm pregnant.
Phoebe: Oh my God. Are 你 sure?
Rachel: Yeah I just took a test. Its positive.
Phoebe: But how do 你 know?
Rachel: All week I've been feeling and seeing signs. I just never told 你 guys about it..I went to the doctors yesterday. I left really early in the morning. He told me that I was pregnant, but he wanted me to take two tests to make sure. I took one last night which 说 it was negative. I was still in doubt so I planned to take the 秒 one in the morning. I didn't have time until five 分钟 ago. And it came out positive. He thinks I've been pregnant for almost two weeks now.
Phoebe: Oh my God.
(Monica comes into the living room and hangs up the phone.)
Monica: What's wrong Rach?
(Rachel with arms still wrapped around her stomach looked at Phoebe then looked down.)
Phoebe: She doesn't want to marry Ross anymore.
Monica: Yes. She is starting to believe that Ross is gay.
Monica: Come on guys, what's going on?
Phoebe: Rachel's pregnant.
Monica: What? How?
Phoebe: 你 see Monica, when two people really 爱情 each-
Monica: I-I wasn't finished. How do 你 know?
Rachel: I just took a test.
Monica: It might be a false positive.
Phoebe: No, her doctor told her when she went for a check up that she was pregnant. She took a different test last night and it was negative but this morning it was positive. The doctor thinks she has been pregnant for almost two weeks now.
Monica: So your really pregnant?
Monica: Wait Ross doesn't know does he?
Rachel: No. I don't want to tell him until after the wedding.
Phoebe: So are 你 planning to use the baby as your wedding gift to Ross 或者 what?
(Rachel and Monica stare at Phoebe.)
Phoebe: What? It's just a suggestion..
(We enter the Coffee house. Chandler and Joey rush in through the door. They scan the coffee house in panic. Chandler runs around the 商店 with Joey behind him.)
Chandler: Is she here?!? Is she here?!? Gunther?!? GUNTHER!?!
Gunther: (pops up from under the counter) Yeah?
Chandler: Oh! Jeez. Uh is Emma here?
Gunther: Uh, yeah. Why the hell are 你 doing leaving a three year-old at a coffee shop. AND it's Rachel's baby!
Chandler: Just blame it on Joey. Where is she?
Gunther: In the back.
(Chandler runs into the back room. Joey waits on the 长椅, 沙发 for Chandler to come out. He searches through his 夹克 pockets and finds two wedding rings. He looks at them for a minute.)
(Joey puts both the rings back into his 夹克 pocket. Chandler comes out carrying Emma.)
Chandler: All right Emma, were not going to talk about this to mommy right? Because if 你 told her, then 你 wouldn't be seeing me 或者 uncle Joey anymore. Ready Joe?
(They walk out the doors.)
(We come back to Monica and Chandler's apartment. apartment. Ross walks in and searches the house for the rings. He starts to call out Monica's name.)
Ross: Mon! Mon?
(He goes into the bedroom first. He looks in the twins room. Then he notices that the bathroom door is slightly closed. He knocks first then goes inside. He looks in but no one is there. He then notices something on the ground. It was a pregnancy test box. Open and no test inside. He then looks around the bathroom for the test. He looks 由 the garbage and finds it 由 the side of the toilet. He picks it up on the good side and it says "Pregnant." He then looks up and throws it in the garbage. He stares at nothing for a moment.)
Ross: Oh my God.
TO BE CONTINUED....
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