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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"Your Identification please, mister Barker," the female on the counter commanded. 

Damion reached into a pocket in his leather 夹克 for a plastic ID card, setting it gently on the desk. 

"Certifications?"

Damion sighed, getting several rolls of paper. 

The lady at the counter took a look at each and every form set on her desk, scanning the bar codes and typing away at her keyboard with scrutiny. She first looked at the ID card, the black text 阅读 "Todd Barker", and a non-smiling face stared back at her. She looked at the certifications as well. Her plump figure was clad in all black, with only one white patch on her chest 阅读 "Marie". 

"Well, everything here looks correct, you've vouched and own a property, congratulations, you're in business." Marie handed Damion the papers back with a smile. 

"Thank you."

He took each paper, folding them up and picked up his business plaque, shuffling each in his flippers, and made his way out of the building with an awkward hobble. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can 你 believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, 或者 just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope 你 realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I 爱情 most!"
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"You... Never told me before Richard..." Hannah was petrified.

"Of course I never told 你 before, I'm your friend, not your mate!" Richard barked.

"Even then, why don't 你 tell anyone else? It doesn't sound like such a bad thing, beside-"

"I am the emperor! I have unchecked absolute power! 你 can change this! 你 can control that! Verdamut nuk mal Hannah!" Richard shouted in annoyance.

"Richard, calm down..." Hannah sighed.

"I WILL CALM DOWN WHEN ANTARCTICA HAS CRUSHED ARCTICA!" Richard screamed.

"Look, I know being bastard born is very bad in the public image, I understand, okay? The Walter 王朝 is almost 200 years old, and an illegitimate heir doesn't look good to the people, I get it Richard, but 你 need to calm down," Hannah 说 reassuringly.

Richard crossed his flippers.

"Speak then," Richard commanded.

"Being a bastard shouldn't stain your reputation, after all, you've been a great and fair ruler, so the common folk won't mind too much about-"
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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It became increasingly tense in the estate, the lone, last son of Keller blood sitting in the puffy, leather-backed chair that once sat Damion himself, was now occupied 由 the brown 獭, 水獭 that once considered himself a son of the Kellers. He fascinated himself with the former journals and recordings of his Uncle-in-law, appreciating the sheer beauty of Damion's labyrinthian mind. He clicked "play", for the umpteenth time today.

"Day four, sixteen hundred hours, subject 145B, Procedure 1150 Seleucid. It seems as if I have successfully created a "Consciousness Server", with Barnaby- I mean, 145B, describing his vivid dreams of seeing his wife, who had gone missing a decade ago. He tells me that from their conversation in the dream, that she is residing in Tanseltown, the Genoese quarter. We'll head down there to 确认 或者 deny his statements."

The 獭, 水獭 skipped to the 下一个 recording.

"Day five, remarkable, Subject 145B actually found his wife through Procedure 1150 Seleucid, my first patient to not only survive with a stable mind, but 确认 the broadcasts.... How I see this experiment progress is just another chapter: What if I had the...
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two 分钟 afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female 企鹅 wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!" she bounced on her toes. 

"Aw, well, it's coming, I just wanted to talk to your daddy for a bit while we wait," Hannah crouched down. 

"Okee!" Kitten held Hannah's flipper and took her to a guard. 

"Heiress, why'd 你 let this nice lady in?" the guard asked politely. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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Damion found his way into a small hatch outside Hannah's office, locking it tightly and entering a musty crawlspace, where he got on all fours and did a belly slide to the other end. There, he saw a rusted grate, which he kicked open and plopped out into the snow. It wasn't long before he had started putting on a plush winter 涂层, 外套 made of black leather. Sirens were blaring throughout the city, muffling the normally loud traffic of the streets of Augusta. Damion had to get away from the office complex NOW. 

"Ah, Hannah's got this, if I can get far away enough from detection, the authorities won't ask her of my whereabouts," Damion belly-slid across the desolate 街, 街道 with little regard for the snow. 

An armored car with no windows soon pulled up behind him, suited penguins rushing out and headed to Hannah's office. Damion then got onto his feet, quickly applying brown eyed contacts and taking out a lunch box, walking casually. 

"Stop right there!" one of the suited penguins shouted, approaching Damion with suspicion. 
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Fan fiction by sowem posted 一年多以前
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Skipper woke up and saw how Lucile was making everyone’s breakfast.
Skipper: You're up early, I'm usually the first one.
Lucile: Yes, I thought I'd make everyone's breakfast before they woke up. Here's your breakfast 由 the way.
Skipper: Thanks, smells delicious.
Lucile: You’re welcome. Now I'll have to make Private, Gallis and Chad's breakfasts, they'll be waking up in an hour.

At 10:00 everyone was sitting around the pond, enjoying their meal, giving Lucile lots of compliments on her cooking skills.
Lucile: Thank you. Got them from my mother.
Private: 由 the way, when did 你 have your breakfast?
Lucile: Before I made Skipper's, 20 分钟 after I woke up.

Chad: I'm going for a swim, anyone want to 加入 in
Private: I will, I haven't had a swim since we left the zoo.
Lucile: Before 你 go, I have an idea for tonight. How about we share each others life stories.
They all agreed, but Chad, Gallis and Courtney looked a little uneasy.
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"What the hell is all of this?!" Hannah shielded her entrance with her body. 

"The Emperor has issued an Executive Order, the state will be taking this investigation off your flippers from now on," the guard stated through an almost robotic sounding audio device. 

"But I've gathered all this evidence with my friends, this case is personal to me!" Hannah shouted. 

"That makes your judgment biased based on your involvement in the case, the Senate will compensate 你 for all inconveniences and guarantee your protection," the guard grabbed a walkie. "Civil Protection Unit SD-551 requesting backup for the clearing of this facility, over." 

The other end took no hesitation to reply. 

"Sergeant Kelly approves backup. CP Units SD-599 and CD-006 arriving shortly," 

"Roger that, Civil Protection Unit SD-551 out," the CP Unit replied.

Hannah pounded on the armored penguin, shouting over him. 

"You can't do this! We're solving this case, gives 你 no right to suspend my property for investigation!" 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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The room remained still and silent for several moments, until Damion spoke again. 

"Harsh and unnecessary, I know... But when one is facing cold accusation and being 给 a fierce interview, they would do the same... Albeit in a 更多 mild form..." Damion sighed. "I still look back at that and want to acknowledge that I did something stupid.. But I won't, it was the most rational thing I could think of doing, and it still seems like I could have reacted differently, but being trapped in a corner leaves 你 no choice..." 

"Damion..." Hannah looked at him with disapproval. 

"My mate, 你 don't need to be disappointed in me, I already am kicking myself in the rear for it, just as I am for escaping just to assist you. Look babe, I hate to be a spoilsport 或者 something around those lines, it happened far in the past, it's over.. I just brought it up since 你 seem to want to know everything the prison's guards 或者 psychiatrists will never know," Damion explained. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"So we could take another go at it and try to foil another mob's plans and get to the Kid that way, ask questions, pay some tip offs, the fun stuff," Skipper stated with a smirk.

"Or we could track down the riddles he put forth for us, these symbols, they still mystify me.." Kowalski stared at the burnt up scrap of paper in his flipper. 

"Symbols Shmymbols, let's get some action in this base of freelancers!" Skipper demanded. 

"We could always ask his 老友记 nicely!" Private shouted. 

Kowalski and Skipper both glared at him, Rico sneered. 

"Get 'um..." Rico grunted. 

It took not one 秒 for the boys to be on the ground in a little cat fight of sorts, throwing each other around and shouting. 

Hannah rolled her eyes and covered her ears, trying to concentrate. 

由 the 秒 minute, Damion had enough. With one 迅速, 斯威夫特 swing, he slammed a door so hard the knob popped a screw. 

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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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The stinging wind of that evening and snow flying about contrasted greatly to the horrific scene on the ground, a crumbled up body that not too long 以前 breathed its last, and succumbed to the unforgiving grasp of death. A stench of rusting iron filled the air. Blood cascaded into a warm puddle around the body, and in the midst of this, the frolicking of what one might have thought was a hatchling making snow angels. 

"Such warmth..." The Kid softly cooed, getting a slight chill from the wind whipping his body. 

It took not even five 分钟 for him to finish up again, making one careful U-shaped incision to the torso, then indiscriminately stabbing out the eyes beyond recognition. 

"This has got to be my greatest work yet~" The Kid whispered to himself, then proceeded to remove himself from the ground and preen his feathers. 

He cocked his head to the side, in  thought. 

"How could this get better? Is this real life? My imagination? Oh god... That blood... Look how much blood there is.. I know..!" The Kid then drew his blade again, striking at the jugular, then ripped downward, the sickening sound of flesh...
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his 涂层, 外套 in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed 企鹅 responded. 

"Aim?" the coated 企鹅 replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head. 

"Aim, five out of seven, 你 hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time," the suited servant proudly announced. 

"Seventy? Seven-... Seventy percent...? I-.. This isn't-" the former ripped his black 披风, 斗篷 off and stood tall, 或者 at least as tall as he could 给 a 肥硕, 烈性黑啤酒 frame.  

He had a stunning brown 夹克 studded with all kinds of honors, and three badges to boot, his 皮套 wrapped around his pudgy belly near the waist, and he had a short sapphire blue 长袍 following. He took a deep breath. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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Damion knew he had to do it. For so long he had neglected to commit the action he had so longed for, it had bounced in his brain, fermenting, marinating beautifully in his mind. Finally, he was with his mate once more, and now it seemed mandatory, so he sat on his newly-purchased 台, 办公桌 in an office Hannah had left open for him, topped with a dwindling candle, pulled out a thin ballpoint pen of ebony ink, and reached down below his seat.

With a shrill, squeak of age, the small door in Damion's cabinet opened up, a 秒 compartment being unlocked 由 the sound of his voice.

"Whyte," he uttered simply.

Once unlocked, he thumbed through a few folders in the secret compartment, then held out a single sheet of paper, setting it out on his desk.

"Much better~" he smiled small, then began to writte on it, giving a delighted grin.

Paragraph 由 paragraph, he was enamored with his work, each pen-stroke giving him a chill, he blushed, he smiled, laughed softly, squeaked, and even 迷失 himself in hopeful longing.
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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Damion sat in the room in awkward silence, watching the others whisper among themselves. Lilly is in a chair, but her casts are finally gone, and she is capable of walking again, Skipper is seated 由 her, holding her flipper gingerly as any lover would, Kowalski sat to his right, listening in on the discussion and waiting for the moment to speak, Rico was standing, with Hannah leading the conversation, Private sat 由 Damion, but has fallen asleep on his lap.

"Look guys, I know he caused a slight breakout at his prison, I know he's still wanted, and broke the terms of his sentence, but I know he isn't going to mean us harm, Damion has reformed for my sake. It's for that reason I say we don't turn him in," Hannah said.

Rico shrugged, nodding his head at Hannah in agreement.

"I'm with her as well, I know Damion leads a checkered past with us, but I believe that since they are in love, Damion will make sure to hold tightly to his vows. That, and he could be a very valuable asset to our investigation, being an ex-killer, he'd have some treasurable insight on the mind of a criminal, plus, his incredible intellect could serve us well," Kowalski...
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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The former office building had been quiet lately, no mob duties were called, in fact, The Kid had called for a "staff meeting" in one of the building's enormous dining halls. Thoroughly checked 由 many untrusting mobsters, the venue was genuine, not a complex trap The Kid set to kill every last mobster. Even then, many remained dubious when their superior claimed he would visit unarmed so long as they visited unarmed as well. Upon Al's insistence, and the threatening glare Red gave to any doubters, most members arrived armed only with a plastic bat, enough to get points across without dealing significant damage.

Amongst the chatter and endless conversation, Red had found her 座位 由 the podium in the middle of the dining hall, awaiting her de-facto mate to arrive with whatever he was planning to say. Already some of the mob's chefs had begun to prepare crispy pressed pork belly slices to the awaiting mobsters as appetizers. After some had picked up their forks in preparation to eat, a door opened, and The Kid had walked in, the room instantly going quiet.
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Fan fiction by sowem posted 一年多以前
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Gallis walked around 迷失 in a semi-dark hallway all 由 himself, separated from the rest of the team.
He entered a room and gasped.
He saw his family trapped in a cage above a lava pool.
Blowhole: Hi, Gally. Look familiar?
Gallis awoke in fright.
He looked at the clock, it was only 4:30.

He decided to go for a swim, for this was his way of relaxing.
When he climbed out of the pool, the sun was rising.
Gallis: I think I'll go check up on Laura.
He went in and saw that every one was still asleep.
He went into Laura's habitat to check up on her.
Gallis(caringly): Sleeping as peaceful as ever.

He went for his daily run, chatting with a few park residents on the way, there and back.
He returned at about 7:00. Skipper was already up.
Skipper: You're up early.
Gallis: Yes, I decided to go for an early run.
Skipper: Ah, getting ready for the big day, I see.
Gallis: Just part of my daily routine. But I still don't understand why they would put 11 penguins in our habitat. It's not really big enough.
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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Hannah finally slumped down, yesterday was a nightmare with a quiet blessing, the preceding two weeks of this investigation had been dragging her 由 the neck so far, and in all of her experiences, nothing prepared her for such sheer brutality and torment. She just wanted to take the 日 easy and rest, let her 老友记 unwind. 

Then the doorbell rang. 

Hannah grunted bitterly, slamming her flippers down and stomping her way to the door. Gun in flipper in case it was a "surprise guest". She opened the door to see a handsomely dressed 企鹅 at her door. 

"Is this the address of Hannah Freeze?" asked the 企鹅 with a welcoming smile. 

"Yes... I'm Hannah... Who are you?" she asked. 

"Your present from heaven, Mr. Massarotti~" he replied with a chuckle. 

Hannah couldn't help but giggle as well, then smiled. 

"As in?" Hannah asked. 

"I'm here to ease your loneliness," he said. 

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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female 企鹅 Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones. 

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches 密封 up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors. 

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. 

"They're- Done?" the patient asked. 

"Yes Vic, and thank god, 你 迷失 so much blo-" Hannah was cut off 由 a scream from Vic. 

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper. 

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch 你 now, you're alright," Hannah promised, letting Vic squeeze her flipper tensely. 

Vic breathed deeply, slowly relaxing her vice-like grip on Hannah's flipper. Upon removing her flipper, Vic noticed that Hannah's flipper was bleeding where she had grabbed it. 

"I- I'm sorry Hannah.. 你 alright?" Vic asked apologetically. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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Hannah swiftly followed the path Kowalski took, recognizing every building, scanning over each 街, 街道 sign and number, still in the correct direction. She stopped short of a crosswalk, catching her breath and wiping her forehead. 

"Good god, if I can't get to Private, oh my god... I can't 熊 seeing him in.. So much pain.." Hannah's maternal instinct spiked within her heart, as it blasted to the speed of sound, giving her a renewed strength. 

Hannah raced past bystanders, not giving a care in the world about how rude it was, since her 最佳, 返回页首 priority at the moment is finding her de-facto son Private. 

It didn't take long for her to find the building Kowalski described, a lone, skeleton of a tenement, made into a makeshift dungeon for The Kid's foul play. Taking note of a cracked underfloor grate, she slipped quietly inside, finding that no one was in the basement, nothing but rotten 食物 and a moldy dining table, salmonella coating what was once a slab of ham in an open refrigerator. 
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Fan fiction by sowem posted 一年多以前
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We see Gallis feeding his growing young Archeopteryx girl.
Gallis: Ahh! It's nice to have children. Huh, never thought I'm gonna say that before my thirties.
Lucile: Yes, but now it's time to put her back in her little habitat.

When lunchtime came:
Alice threw in the fish.
Skipper: It's Friday, so let's go buy some desert and appetizers.
After shopping:
They were at the 表 eating their appetizers while Rico prepared everyone's 食物 the way they like it.
Lucile: Do 你 guys remember your childhood?

Private: Yes, I was born in Manchester, England. When I turned 7 they sent me here. A week later Kowalski came and created our underground living space.
Skipper: When we were eight me and Rico were separated from Emma and Tom. They sent us here. We started living with Kowalski and Private, beginning the perfect squad we are today.
Kowalski: My parents were science 爱人 and I grew up amongst chemicals, gadgets and anything else you'll find in a lab.
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"Boss, we just brought her in," Al 说 bluntly. 

"Oh, her? Why good god, I know 你 guys are pathetically weak, but Lune got mugged 由 a girl? Haha! Aren't 你 all such good bitches~" The Kid softly purred, sitting back in his office. 

The door opened, two mobsters, armed to the beak with knives, dragged along a short female penguin, slightly thin with curled hairs as a result of being beat with fists, she didn't speak, not even evoking a feeling of anger, if anything, she almost looked glad that she was here. 

"Excuse us for a moment Al, she looks like she'll make a perfect victim.." The Kid smiled wide. 

"Of course, heh," Al chuckled nervously, filing out with the other two. 

The door shut with a loud squeak, with The Kid patiently watching this girl look at him with a determined and pleased smile. 

"Sooo~ I see you've been making my bitches, YOUR bitches... I mean look at how happy 你 are, don't 你 feel so good knowing that The Mob, MY Mob, has nothing on your sweet little ass?" The Kid asked slyly. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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One switch, a loud clack of doors closing tightly. Lockdown. Amongst the screams of psychopaths, hoots of rapists and soft weeping of thieves and other criminals, Damion had smiled again, Charlie was finally transferred to another cell. He hoped he would, knowing that if Charlie ratted him out for breaking his term restrictions, he'd find a way to kill him without hesitation. With a cell to himself once more, Damion was at peace within. One thing remained however. 

"Hannah, if 你 fight him alone, you'll get killed... I can't sit in this GOD DAMN JAIL, and let him make 你 his.. You're mine only.. MINE!!" Damion screamed, the door rattled along with each outburst. 

The rattling door caught Damion's attention, he walked up to it and scanned his mechanical eyes over it. 

"Hmm.. Corroded as all fuck.. Only paint hides how pathetically weak this cell door is~" Damion murmured to himself, then looked out his small window. 

Only one guard, and he was fast asleep with headphones in, from the looks of it, listening to Careless Whisper on full blast. 
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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A calm breeze erupted from a single air vent in the room, bringing a cool flow of air in a relatively hot 日 in Fort Grumley, aside from the occasional tick of a perpetually 《冰雪奇缘》 clock, the only sounds made were the light discussions of Hannah, as she began to tend to a distressed Kowalski about his experience.  

"I see he tortured you, but 你 说 on the last day, he was "nice" to you?" asked Hannah, dabbing disinfectant wipes on Kowalski's scrapes and cuts. 

"As in, he really had no intention of hurting me, if anything, he seemed pretty lonely the whole time. I assume from how he behaves he's not only insane, but an entire axis of insanity. From his behavior, I predict that he has an acute form of PTSD and a constant feeling of losing control. He copes 由 assertively dominating 或者 killing people viciously, even getting gratification from the blood gushing out all over, to him, rapid blood loss in a victim is like his climax. Thing is, where does this PTSD stem from, and who is he?" Kowalski pondered for a moment. 
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Fan fiction by sowem posted 一年多以前
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Gallis wakes up inside the medic room, slowly regaining his strength.
Kowalski: Oh, good he's awake.
He exits the room.
Gallis: Now where is he going.

Kowalski: Guys! He awake.

Lucile enters the room carrying a certain bird in her flippers.
Lucile: Gallis, meet your newborn daughter.
She gives the baby to Gallis.
Gallis: Aw, you're as cute as can be, my little sunflower.
He took a moment to bond with her.
Lucile: I haven't 给 her a name yet, I thought we should decide together.
Gallis: How about Caroline, 或者 Lena.
Lucile: I was thinking, Laura, the name sounds beautiful, sweet and nice to me.
Gallis: Perfect! Welcome to the world Laura.

Gallis stands up with difficulty, but he couldn't be better. He joins the others
Gallis: Guys, meet Laura. She will be our friend and family for the rest of our days.

Lucile sits and starts to feed the 食物 they got for Laura.
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Fan fiction by 67Dodge posted 一年多以前
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"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say 你 Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell 下一个 to his, divided only 由 a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, 你 just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do 你 want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with joy. 

Kowalski gagged, thinking the worst. 

"What do 你 mean?" Private asked nervously. 

"I don't mean like THAT!" The Kid shouted with disgust, Kowalski heard a slap, and a small thud, "I just want her to be a part of my pool party, heheh... If 你 can read between the lines, you'll get it!" 
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