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"Doctor Kelno Blowhole...." 说 Dr. Damion thoughtfully. "Sir?" asked Johnston confused. "He is warning me that the little 企鹅 from Mars is a revolutionary prick ready to overthrow me with the revolutionaries in the Martian landscape. He plans to destroy my figure," 说 Dr. Damion with his usual cultivated voice. "Sir, was the invader that 你 sent missiles to a comrade of his?" asked Johnston. Dr. Damion pondered it for a moment and sighed. "Yes, indeed I believe it's his ally, in a sensual way," 说 Dr. Damion. "Do 你 suppose the missiles made him get 迷失 in time and space?" asked Johnston. Dr. Damion frowned. "I AM, time and space," he said, heading to the lair theatre where his minions worked. He stepped down a spiral staircase, opened a single door at the bottom, and stepped in. "Attention everyone!! It has come to my attention that we have, a rebel, dirty little young rebel in fact!! We must double progress with no 问题 asked!! Understand?" asked Dr. Damion. "Yes sir!!" they all saluted in unison. "Now, I must contact this, Kelno Blowhole character," 说 Dr. Damion, smoothing down his black and red 涂层, 外套 and heading to his transport.
"Is there any way out?" asked Private desperately. "Of course there is, we just need to get past the Swat Droids in order to do so," 说 Lilly. "Hmmmmm.... I have an idea, it could either kill us all, 或者 get us out of here," suggested Hannah. "Ooh, ideas, tell me penguin, what idea is in your big noggin?" asked Julien. "I suggest we sit here until nightly lockdown, that's when the guards give us the water to drink, we wont drink the water, but save it instead, when the guards are gone, we will let Julien jump out the window, dance outside to distract the Swat Droids, then we will launch a surprise attack and spray their neuronic disks on the tops of their heads with the water we saved earlier, that will 果酱 their data functions, making them temporarily shut off for 45 minutes. In that time, we must run out the courtyard, through the doors, out to freedom, after that, we will steal a rocket from Damion's 太空 port and escape Earth," 说 Hannah. The team thought about it, then they all nodded their heads in agreement. "Everyone in?" asked Lilly. Everyone replied in unison. "In!!"
Kowalski finally landed, well, he crash landed, he knew it would happen, since Dr. Damion's paranoia is so capable of detecting foreign entry to his territory, and that he built GPS following missiles that took down his spaceship. "I am currently only 5 miles from Dr. Damion's laboratory, I'll 搜索 there first, Private might be in so much danger 由 now," 说 Kowalski to himself. He headed to the direction of Dr. Damion's fortress, it was a beautiful architectural site, it had fancy columns, made of solid marble, a concrete foundation that looked smoother than silk, the roof was arched and tapered to a point in the north and south sides of it, it looked somewhat like the White house, if not 更多 fancy. "Of course he would want this, he acts like an intelligent gentleman, but he in reality is 更多 of a monstrosity of a dictator, than a well-mannered, handsome gentleman," thought Kowalski. He then looked at the estimated time it would take to get there, 5 hours, perfectly enough. He trudged on in his steps and slipped on a dead 树 root, falling backwards, make that 5 hours and 10 minutes.
"Hello there, 你 must be the infamous Dr. Damion, I, am Doctor Kelno Blowhole, a pleasure to meet another evil mastermind as myself," 说 Dr. Blowhole. "Hello Kelno, good to meet another, cyborg, as myself," smiled Dr. Damion, his eyes flashing red. "I only have one eye that does that, all on account of that inferior human race," 说 Dr. Blowhole vengefully. "I took care of those brainless fools years ago, anyways, what is it that 你 need to do? What are your thoughts Kelno?" asked Dr. Damion. "Well, I have been warning 你 a few times on the Internet that there is a dirty rebel of yours in your custody, that Martian 企鹅 that came, "Just for shelter" for a while," 说 Dr. Blowhole. "Yes? I'm assuming so, why does it concern you, dolphin?" asked Dr. Damion. "It matters to me a lot, Pen-goo-in, I want my reputation back already," 说 Dr. Blowhole. "Oh, so I'm assuming, no, KNOWING, that 你 request a, alliance, with me, dear boy?" asked Dr. Damion tenderly. "Of course!!" 说 Dr. Blowhole, shaking his flipper. "Then the deal has been struck!!" shouted Dr. Damion. They both soon engaged in an evil laugh in unison.
posted by 67Dodge
One switch, a loud clack of doors closing tightly. Lockdown. Amongst the screams of psychopaths, hoots of rapists and soft weeping of thieves and other criminals, Damion had smiled again, Charlie was finally transferred to another cell. He hoped he would, knowing that if Charlie ratted him out for breaking his term restrictions, he'd find a way to kill him without hesitation. With a cell to himself once more, Damion was at peace within. One thing remained however. 

"Hannah, if 你 fight him alone, you'll get killed... I can't sit in this GOD DAMN JAIL, and let him make 你 his.. You're mine...
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Gallis wakes up inside the medic room, slowly regaining his strength.
Kowalski: Oh, good he's awake.
He exits the room.
Gallis: Now where is he going.

Kowalski: Guys! He awake.

Lucile enters the room carrying a certain bird in her flippers.
Lucile: Gallis, meet your newborn daughter.
She gives the baby to Gallis.
Gallis: Aw, you're as cute as can be, my little sunflower.
He took a moment to bond with her.
Lucile: I haven't 给 her a name yet, I thought we should decide together.
Gallis: How about Caroline, 或者 Lena.
Lucile: I was thinking, Laura, the name sounds beautiful, sweet and nice to me.
Gallis:...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say 你 Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell 下一个 to his, divided only 由 a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, 你 just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do 你 want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...
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posted by 67Dodge
The Kid limped weakly and sat down, sweating as his 心 was still racing, he then whimpered lightly at his leg as he held it up and cringed his eyes and clenched his beak, turning away as he pulled the 识骨寻踪 back into place and hissing in pain, he then grabbed a nearby garment, fortunately, a splint, that he attached securely to his leg: tight enough for the healing process, loose enough for blood flow. 

"I am not a crook~" The Kid sighed, grabbing a bottle of painkillers and swallowing four without water. 

The Kid then chuckled lightly at his 前一个 statement. 

"I'm not a crook... But...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat
Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat
Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank 你 all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song 或者 what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied 你 all in the dark so 你 don't miss a 分钟 of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your 显示 anymore! We want our 老友记 back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are 你 gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons...
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posted by 67Dodge
"King Dewey just got killed 由 the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the 更多 crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," 说 Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." 说 Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve plays Cirqus Voltaire at the arcade
Steve plays Cirqus Voltaire at the arcade
潮流粉丝俱乐部 Plays proudly presents: Voltaire's Revenge

Starring:
Kendall A. Tailfin as Steve
Spongebob Squarepants as Sherlock Squarepants
Jake Long as Mr. Travis
Ke$ha Rose Sebert as Mrs. Travis
Patrick 星, 星级 as Baby Junior
Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine
Gumball Watterson as Josh the arcade manager
Dr Francis Blowhole as Voltaire

Everyone takes their seats in the theater. Lights go out.
Steve comes out
Steve: Oh, hi there! How's everyone doing today? Good? Yeah me too! My name is Steve. It's summer vacation and I am on my way to the arcade! Who here likes pinball? Yeah me too! I am such a pinball geek! My...
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posted by 67Dodge
A sharp ring of a 钟, 贝尔 was heard, and in the center of the catacombs was a beam of light, concentrated on the floor. In the light, the goods were seen in clear sight: A ten-pound 箱, 板条箱 of Alindrozin Permeas. A tall 企鹅 stood on it, holding a microphone firmly and shouting. 

"Start the bidding at ten thousand!" he shouted. 

As the bidding became 更多 rapid and tense, Hannah, Kowalski, Skipper, and Rico found their seats in a long table, each with a numbered card, presumably for the bidding. Hannah saw the empty spot 下一个 to her read "The King". She knew that he'd be here, as a boss never...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. 你 would imagine that only a 企鹅 could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five 分钟 outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick 墙 that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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posted by starslight101
Chapter 4

Madi, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Kowalski ran through the forest surrounding the PC Party location. Madi took out her freeze ray.

"Can 你 make your own weapons?" Private asked.

"Yeah. And I have before. As a matter of fact, I'M the one who came up with the Stun Gun and got the idea of a Super Stunner." Madi sighed, "I'm such an idiot! Now let's go."

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"We're not that far from Blowhole's HQ! If we keep going the way we're going, we'll make it." Madi jumped down from branch to branch. Scaling a 树 was Kowalski's...
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Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH 更多 powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and 你 WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the 墙 again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...
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posted by starslight101
God, I am so sorry everyone! I havent wrote this in a month. 你 probably 迷失 interest already XD Previously on PC: The team decides to run away and run into a peculiar penguin. Who could that 企鹅 be? Find out next, only on starslight101 productions!
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Chapter 4
"What do 你 think you're doing?" The brunette asked. She lifted up her sunglasses and stared at Skipper.
"Who are you?" Skipper asked.
"I'm not answering your 问题 until 你 answer mine." She 说 defiantly and put her hands on her hips.
"Fine," Skipper replied, "We're going to Antarctica because...
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I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so 你 know...I'm gonna put the rating at T 或者 M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No 你 are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but 你 can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If 你 do that then 你 aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and 黑塔利亚 do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...
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posted by SgtSkipper
After finally managing to free Kaitlyn, everyone regrouped in what looked like the lobby downstairs to discuss further plans on renovating.
“There's a hole in the roof in that room upstairs” Tressa gestured at the roof, “That's why the wood was rotted, with damp”
“We'll just have to stick a bucket under it for now, it's getting too dark to be going outside” Emma sighed. “For now, we'll just have to fix everything indoors”
“It would help if we could see...” Amber replied.
“I'll see if I can find the switch” Lexii stumbled around in the dark.
“Agh!” Kaitlyn screamed abruptly....
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This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a 月 或者 so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the 狐猴 habitat.


The 音乐 stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...
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posted by Rainbow_Cookie
Hi guys it's me Rhayne Kelson, also known as Berlin 或者 Mya! :D Anyway this fanfiction is based off the 流行的 horror game Ao Oni! And HetaOni too...but anyway this will be a scary fanfiction if 你 don't like people named Steve! 或者 Englands cooking...XD but anyway enough with the 黑塔利亚 jokes, I will be 写作 this mostly based off my 最喜爱的 粉丝 game, HetaOni. 你 seriously need to play 或者 watch it, whatever 你 people do. Later at about Part 4, OC's will come in but because in the original, only 4 people come first, the penguins come. So Ja...Anything 你 wanna add Berlin?

Berlin: Ja....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Heather opened the principles door, and was took 由 surprise, as Cassie hugged her tightly.

"Thank for teaching them kids a lesson." She 说 gratefully. Heather just smiled in response and stared at the clock above them. It was already half way into third lesson, which made Heather wonder how her sisters had managed to stay outside here without being caught. She pointed to the clock, and the penguins' eyes widened.

"Woah, we better get to....urm, which lesson is next?" Lexi asked.

"Geography." Lily answered cheerfully, bounding towards the classroom. Geography was Lily's favourite subject,...
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It was getting darker so Skipper decided that they would start exploring the 下一个 day.

The 下一个 日 came:
They were already walking an 小时 in the jungle when they came across a nesting site of a long-necked herbivore
Gallis: Ooh! A Saltasaurus nesting site, I'm glad it's not a carnivore's.
Lucile: Let's check it out!
When they came to the middle they saw that one egg was already hatching.
And then came out a cute baby dinosaur and walked his first steps.
It was so cute to see its darling eyes and hear the noise he makes.
Everyone: Awww!
Then Private fainted.
Gallis: Now the mother should be coming...
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Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the 海滩 of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as 你 think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...
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Skipper: Okay, team, pack your bags, 'cause… we … are … travelling around the world!
Everyone else: Woohoo!
Private: Skippah, do 你 mind if me and Gallis go for a walk around the zoo.
Skipper: Yeah, sure.

Private: I cant wait fo the trip! Where do 你 think we'll stop first?
Gallis: I don't know, but I hope Japan. It's long since I've tasted sushi.

Meanwhile, Julien overheard everything they 说 as they walked past his habitat.
Julien: Hello, silly penguins!
Gallis: What do 你 want, King pebble-for-a-brain
Julien: It's King Julien and I demand 你 take me with 你 on your trip.
Gallis and Private:...
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