Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian 或者 bi but 你 have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just 爱情 Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this 你 are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are 你 typing this???????