Okay, here I've written down some of my favourite, funniest Evra 语录 for 你 all to share and remember!

Advice with girls and dating

Darren: What do I do? I've never been on a 日期 before.
Evra:Neither have I, but I guess 你 just act normal. Chat to her. Tell her a few jokes. Treat her like a friend, Then...
Darren:Then...?
Evra:Give her a snog!

"Calm down. 你 look great. I'm half tempted to go out with 你 myself." -Evra

"Darren and Truska sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Darren with the vampire carriage."

Evra's inspiring moments- que the...