1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你 或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你 安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling 你 he will never...
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