Double D:Messy messy messy...Eddy is it really necassary to be digging through unsightly junk?
Eddy:Quit complaining 袜子 head...hey Ed 你 find any quarters yet?
Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!
(Just so 你 know everyone is 16 in this)
Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.
Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.
(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)
???:And where do 你 think your going with our cash?
Eddy:LEE?!
Kankers:Not just Lee....
May:Kissy time!
Marie:Pucker up boys!
Double D:Any 更多 bright ideas Eddy?
Eddy:Yeah...RUN TO SCHOOL AS FAST AS 你 CAN!!!
(Eddy sees a whole.)
Eddy:Come on in here!
Double D:Gross!
(They jump in.)
Marie:Were did they go?
May:Up the 树 I think...hey Lee those are my shoes your wearing!
Lee:Times change!
Marie:Shut up!
(They start fighting)
Eddy:We 迷失 them....
(Double D stars labling everything "gross" 或者 "dirty")
Ed:SUNSHINE!
(A bright light of purple is seen)
Eddy:(takes a step back as if afraid.)W-What is that Double D?
Double D:I don't k-know.
(A girlish scream is heard from the light)
Eddy:Kankers!
Double D:That didn't sound like the-
Eddy:Nevermind that heres the passage up to school.
(they climb a ladder and it leads to the school 篮球 court outside.)
(They here Kevin and Rolf playing football in the front in the backround.)
?????:I swear Jackson if 你 end up getting us transfered again im going to-
"Jackson":Chill out Ella.
(They peek through the bushes to see three kids.The first was a tall boy wearing green.The second.was a short boy prancing around in thoughtless motions.the third was a girl with 浓情巧克力 brown hair letting her bangs sway over her eye.)
Ella:Will 你 quit it mordecay!
Thoughtless boy:What?(runs into a fence)
Eddy:(whispers)Ha!this guy is as good as Ed!
(Ella is blancing on a small log facing upward.)
(Ella jumps off of the log)
Ella:Who's there?!
Jackson:Yeah!IM WARNING YOU!!!IM A NINJA!!!
Ella:(rolls eyes)
(The Eds come out of the bushes.)
Ella:Who are you?Wait!....by my couclations...you were just in...the sewer!!!YUCK!!!
Ed:How ever did your chickens tell that to you?
Ella:I know BECAUSE 你 STINK!!!
Double D:(sweating)Pardon me miss...how did 你 understand Ed like that?
Ella:Oh that...Mordecay..my brother talks like that all the time...
Jackson:Im Jackson...money maker,ninja,and all around cool guy!oh...and those are my siblings Ella and Mordecay...
Eddy:Nice to meet ya!Im Eddy.Thats Double D and thats Ed.
Mordecay and Jackson:your both named edd except for him?
Ella:I think it's a nick name for two d's.
Double D:As a matter of fact-
Eddy:Yeah yeah yeah...hey Jackson what do 你 know about scams?
Jackson:I know I set one off earlier that 桃子 creek will never forget...(evil laughs)
Ella:Heres a tip...Jackson is evil...
????:ED!!!
Ed:Yes sister!?
(Sara walks up.)
Eddy:Thats funny I thought I heard your sister Ed.
Ed:But Eddy that is my sister...
Eddy:Say what!?
Double D:Well she does look a bit different...since 你 haven't seen her since last semester.
Eddy:No foolin...
Sara:Yeah lets cut the formalities!!!Ed..you need to drive me after school in your truck and take me to the girly glitter 商店 because me and Jimmy need glitter for cheerleading.
Ed:But Sara!
Eddy:Wait 你 still hang out with Jimmy?!
Sara:Whats it to you?!
Eddy:Nothin!
Sara:You take me 或者 else Ed!!!I'll tell mom!!!
Ed:Okay Sara...
(Sara leaves)
Eddy:Holy cow...
Double D:Me thinks someone likes Sara...
(Ella laughs)
Eddy:NOT TRUE!!!YUCK!!!
(Jackson snickers)
Double D:So Ella where are 你 from?
Ella:Edenville...Im supposed to be living with my mom here...I've lived with my aunt all my life because my mom thought we were dangerous...what everyone dosen't get is it's not me...it's these two ninconpoops...
Jackson:Speak for yourself....irony...
Ella:You can't even use that word right!
(The 钟, 贝尔 rings)
(Everyone rushes towards the high school)
(Double D is getting his books)
Double D:Ahh science 图书 are in order.
(Ed is slamming his head against his locker until Eddy runs up)
Eddy:This should be cool...(sweeps his hair back.)
(Naz and Sara run screaming down the hall in fear.Then Kevin,Rolf and Jimmy follow.)
(Ella runs up)
Ella:Guys GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!NOW!!!
(Peach creek blows up entirely after everyone gets out.)
Ella:JACKSON!!!
Jackson:I-Im sorry..it was only supposed to be a stink bomb...not a real bomb...but this purple light cast itself into the bomb.
Ella:Thats crazy!!!Im sick of being transfered.
(Eddy is still combimg his hair.Double D rolls his eyes)
Principal:You won't be transfered miss Ellison.You weren't any where near the blast while these two clearly have a toxic substance on thier hands.
(Jackson and Mordecay see that they have purple dust on thier hands)
Jackson:Ella!Check it out purple!Just like the light we saw!it must cout for something?
Double D:Eddy?did they just say purple light?...Eddy?
(Eddy is talking to Sara)
Eddy:Yeah I have that record...you can have it if 你 want I have like ten of the same one...
Double D:Eddy?
Eddy:Yeah yeah yeah Double D purple fright whatever.
Ed:The purple taste like chicken hawk!
Double D:Ed please don't eat the evidence.(Double D takes a swap of the dust and puts it in a plastic bag then he puts the plastic bag in his pocket.)
Sara:Well if 你 lend me the record I guess 你 can come....
Jimmy:Come where?
Sara:Jimmy!I didn't see 你 there hehe...nowhere.
Jimmy:Don't tell me 你 invited HIM to the party?
Ella:What party.
Ed:BIRTHDAY!!:)
Sara:Who are 你 anyways?
Ella:Im Ella and im new...
Sara:Well...you know anything about balance?Because if 你 加入 cheer then your totally invited to my sweet 16th party.
Ella:Actually...yeah.
Sara:Your in.
Kevin:Hey Naz..speaking of that party...
Naz:Yeah Kev?
Kevin:I was sort of wondering if...you had a 日期 yet..
Naz:Not yet...
Kevin:So..wanna go?
Naz:Sure Kev..
Kevin:Sweet..
Jackson:Hello!!!the school just blew up and 你 guys are worried about dates,paties,and records?!
Ella:Life goes on Jackson...
Jackson:In two minuets?!
Ella:THE FASTER!the better...
Naz:It is cool if we bring dates right Sara?
Sara:Sure...just nobody that I don't know.
Naz:Kewl.
Jimmy:Sara thats our ride!
Sara:C,mon Naz...lets plan party stuff....(CLOSES THE CAR DOOR)DRIVE ED!!!
Ed:AWAY WE GO!!!(Speeds off)
Double D:I should walk 首页 或者 mother might worry.
Eddy:Yeah My mom won't be 首页 so it's the perfect time to go through my Dad's records.
(They walk home.)
Kevin:Hey Rolf lets go to 你 place.
Rolf:Yes Kevin let us go to the place were pork is fead.
(Rolf and Kevin walk off)
(A green social service 面包车, 范 pulls up taking Jackson and Mordecay away.)
(It begins to rain)
(Ella looks to the sky)
Ella:Thank you...
(A red 50's car pulls up.)
???:Ella?
Ella:It's been a while.(smiles)
THE 下一个 DAY....
Eddy:Tonights the night baby!(slugish from just waking up)
(Eddy goes dowstairs Ella is sitting there to)
Eddy:Ella gimme the milk...
Ella:(also slugish)(yawns)Okay...(passes the milk)
Eddy:(perks up)WAIT A MINUET!
Ella:WHAT ARE 你 DOING HERE?!
Eddy:Me?!I LIVE HERE!!!WHAT THE HECK ARE 你 DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Ella:THIS IS MY MOM'S HOUSE GENIUS!
Eddy:So were-...
Eddy and Ella:Brother and sister?!MOM!!!!
Mrs.Ellison:What?!
(The two are mumbling)
Mrs.Ellison:YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN EACHOTHER'S HOUSE FOR ONE 日 AND YOUR ALREADY FIGHTING!!!
Ella and Eddy:But-
Mrs.Ellison:NO BUTS!GET DRESSED AND GET YOUR BUTTS TO SCHOOL!!!
Ella and Eddy:Fine.....
(Meanwhile at Double D's house...Double D had just finished ironing his sheets)
(He sits down to examine the swab under his microscope.)
(Fixes the light)
Double D:Oh..this needs replacement soon.
(The germs are 粉, 粉色 sparkles.)
Double D:This can't be right...
Double D's Mom:Edd time for school!
Double D:(grabs his backpack)Coming Mother!
(At Ed's house.)
Sara:Ed mom says your driving me to school!
Ed:But Sara-
Sara:NO BUTS!I also need 你 to drive my to the store later to pick up my finishing touches for tonight.
(Later the Eds gather into a group behind the school)
Double D:So I swabbed the substance and studied it...the results just don't make sence.
Eddy:So what?!I have a party tonight and im gonna make sure Sara never forgets....which means...I need a wingman...and Ed isn't much help
Double D:But Eddy I wasn't invited...the only way I could get in would be if I had a 日期 with someone who WAS invited.
Eddy:The find one...man..I think that 袜子 is sqeazing your head to tight...cutting off your blood conversation.
Double D:Blood CIRCULATION!
Eddy:Yeah whatever...
(Ella,Naz,and Sara come in the back with magazines.)
Ella:Oh..hey guys!
Naz:Yeah..whats up dudes?
Eddy:Not much..hey Sara.
Sara:Yeah...hi...you got the record?
Eddy:Yep..bringin it tonight.
Sara:You better!cuz if 你 don't have it your dead!
Eddy:No prob.
Naz:So Sara...who's your date?
Sara:Im hosting the party...I can't have a 日期 it would ruin everything!
Naz:Bummer...Ella?
Ella:Who me?...um...I didn't really think about it...
Naz:Well ya gotta figure it out...you to Sara.
Sara:Uggg....fine but if the part goes crazy I blame you!
Eddy:(whispers)Hey why not ask my sister?
Double D:(blushing/sweating)I-I..um
Eddy:(whispers)It's not like 你 like her...but it's a way into the party...would youn rather take Lee Kanker?
Double D:Okay.....Ella?
(Naz and Sara leave to party plan.)
Ella:Yeah?
Eddy:We'll leave 你 alone(snickers)C,mon Ed!
Ed:I am taking a chicken for my 日期 Eddy!
(they leave.)
2 b continued.
Eddy:Quit complaining 袜子 head...hey Ed 你 find any quarters yet?
Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!
(Just so 你 know everyone is 16 in this)
Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.
Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.
(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)
???:And where do 你 think your going with our cash?
Eddy:LEE?!
Kankers:Not just Lee....
May:Kissy time!
Marie:Pucker up boys!
Double D:Any 更多 bright ideas Eddy?
Eddy:Yeah...RUN TO SCHOOL AS FAST AS 你 CAN!!!
(Eddy sees a whole.)
Eddy:Come on in here!
Double D:Gross!
(They jump in.)
Marie:Were did they go?
May:Up the 树 I think...hey Lee those are my shoes your wearing!
Lee:Times change!
Marie:Shut up!
(They start fighting)
Eddy:We 迷失 them....
(Double D stars labling everything "gross" 或者 "dirty")
Ed:SUNSHINE!
(A bright light of purple is seen)
Eddy:(takes a step back as if afraid.)W-What is that Double D?
Double D:I don't k-know.
(A girlish scream is heard from the light)
Eddy:Kankers!
Double D:That didn't sound like the-
Eddy:Nevermind that heres the passage up to school.
(they climb a ladder and it leads to the school 篮球 court outside.)
(They here Kevin and Rolf playing football in the front in the backround.)
?????:I swear Jackson if 你 end up getting us transfered again im going to-
"Jackson":Chill out Ella.
(They peek through the bushes to see three kids.The first was a tall boy wearing green.The second.was a short boy prancing around in thoughtless motions.the third was a girl with 浓情巧克力 brown hair letting her bangs sway over her eye.)
Ella:Will 你 quit it mordecay!
Thoughtless boy:What?(runs into a fence)
Eddy:(whispers)Ha!this guy is as good as Ed!
(Ella is blancing on a small log facing upward.)
(Ella jumps off of the log)
Ella:Who's there?!
Jackson:Yeah!IM WARNING YOU!!!IM A NINJA!!!
Ella:(rolls eyes)
(The Eds come out of the bushes.)
Ella:Who are you?Wait!....by my couclations...you were just in...the sewer!!!YUCK!!!
Ed:How ever did your chickens tell that to you?
Ella:I know BECAUSE 你 STINK!!!
Double D:(sweating)Pardon me miss...how did 你 understand Ed like that?
Ella:Oh that...Mordecay..my brother talks like that all the time...
Jackson:Im Jackson...money maker,ninja,and all around cool guy!oh...and those are my siblings Ella and Mordecay...
Eddy:Nice to meet ya!Im Eddy.Thats Double D and thats Ed.
Mordecay and Jackson:your both named edd except for him?
Ella:I think it's a nick name for two d's.
Double D:As a matter of fact-
Eddy:Yeah yeah yeah...hey Jackson what do 你 know about scams?
Jackson:I know I set one off earlier that 桃子 creek will never forget...(evil laughs)
Ella:Heres a tip...Jackson is evil...
????:ED!!!
Ed:Yes sister!?
(Sara walks up.)
Eddy:Thats funny I thought I heard your sister Ed.
Ed:But Eddy that is my sister...
Eddy:Say what!?
Double D:Well she does look a bit different...since 你 haven't seen her since last semester.
Eddy:No foolin...
Sara:Yeah lets cut the formalities!!!Ed..you need to drive me after school in your truck and take me to the girly glitter 商店 because me and Jimmy need glitter for cheerleading.
Ed:But Sara!
Eddy:Wait 你 still hang out with Jimmy?!
Sara:Whats it to you?!
Eddy:Nothin!
Sara:You take me 或者 else Ed!!!I'll tell mom!!!
Ed:Okay Sara...
(Sara leaves)
Eddy:Holy cow...
Double D:Me thinks someone likes Sara...
(Ella laughs)
Eddy:NOT TRUE!!!YUCK!!!
(Jackson snickers)
Double D:So Ella where are 你 from?
Ella:Edenville...Im supposed to be living with my mom here...I've lived with my aunt all my life because my mom thought we were dangerous...what everyone dosen't get is it's not me...it's these two ninconpoops...
Jackson:Speak for yourself....irony...
Ella:You can't even use that word right!
(The 钟, 贝尔 rings)
(Everyone rushes towards the high school)
(Double D is getting his books)
Double D:Ahh science 图书 are in order.
(Ed is slamming his head against his locker until Eddy runs up)
Eddy:This should be cool...(sweeps his hair back.)
(Naz and Sara run screaming down the hall in fear.Then Kevin,Rolf and Jimmy follow.)
(Ella runs up)
Ella:Guys GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!!!NOW!!!
(Peach creek blows up entirely after everyone gets out.)
Ella:JACKSON!!!
Jackson:I-Im sorry..it was only supposed to be a stink bomb...not a real bomb...but this purple light cast itself into the bomb.
Ella:Thats crazy!!!Im sick of being transfered.
(Eddy is still combimg his hair.Double D rolls his eyes)
Principal:You won't be transfered miss Ellison.You weren't any where near the blast while these two clearly have a toxic substance on thier hands.
(Jackson and Mordecay see that they have purple dust on thier hands)
Jackson:Ella!Check it out purple!Just like the light we saw!it must cout for something?
Double D:Eddy?did they just say purple light?...Eddy?
(Eddy is talking to Sara)
Eddy:Yeah I have that record...you can have it if 你 want I have like ten of the same one...
Double D:Eddy?
Eddy:Yeah yeah yeah Double D purple fright whatever.
Ed:The purple taste like chicken hawk!
Double D:Ed please don't eat the evidence.(Double D takes a swap of the dust and puts it in a plastic bag then he puts the plastic bag in his pocket.)
Sara:Well if 你 lend me the record I guess 你 can come....
Jimmy:Come where?
Sara:Jimmy!I didn't see 你 there hehe...nowhere.
Jimmy:Don't tell me 你 invited HIM to the party?
Ella:What party.
Ed:BIRTHDAY!!:)
Sara:Who are 你 anyways?
Ella:Im Ella and im new...
Sara:Well...you know anything about balance?Because if 你 加入 cheer then your totally invited to my sweet 16th party.
Ella:Actually...yeah.
Sara:Your in.
Kevin:Hey Naz..speaking of that party...
Naz:Yeah Kev?
Kevin:I was sort of wondering if...you had a 日期 yet..
Naz:Not yet...
Kevin:So..wanna go?
Naz:Sure Kev..
Kevin:Sweet..
Jackson:Hello!!!the school just blew up and 你 guys are worried about dates,paties,and records?!
Ella:Life goes on Jackson...
Jackson:In two minuets?!
Ella:THE FASTER!the better...
Naz:It is cool if we bring dates right Sara?
Sara:Sure...just nobody that I don't know.
Naz:Kewl.
Jimmy:Sara thats our ride!
Sara:C,mon Naz...lets plan party stuff....(CLOSES THE CAR DOOR)DRIVE ED!!!
Ed:AWAY WE GO!!!(Speeds off)
Double D:I should walk 首页 或者 mother might worry.
Eddy:Yeah My mom won't be 首页 so it's the perfect time to go through my Dad's records.
(They walk home.)
Kevin:Hey Rolf lets go to 你 place.
Rolf:Yes Kevin let us go to the place were pork is fead.
(Rolf and Kevin walk off)
(A green social service 面包车, 范 pulls up taking Jackson and Mordecay away.)
(It begins to rain)
(Ella looks to the sky)
Ella:Thank you...
(A red 50's car pulls up.)
???:Ella?
Ella:It's been a while.(smiles)
THE 下一个 DAY....
Eddy:Tonights the night baby!(slugish from just waking up)
(Eddy goes dowstairs Ella is sitting there to)
Eddy:Ella gimme the milk...
Ella:(also slugish)(yawns)Okay...(passes the milk)
Eddy:(perks up)WAIT A MINUET!
Ella:WHAT ARE 你 DOING HERE?!
Eddy:Me?!I LIVE HERE!!!WHAT THE HECK ARE 你 DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Ella:THIS IS MY MOM'S HOUSE GENIUS!
Eddy:So were-...
Eddy and Ella:Brother and sister?!MOM!!!!
Mrs.Ellison:What?!
(The two are mumbling)
Mrs.Ellison:YOU'VE ONLY BEEN IN EACHOTHER'S HOUSE FOR ONE 日 AND YOUR ALREADY FIGHTING!!!
Ella and Eddy:But-
Mrs.Ellison:NO BUTS!GET DRESSED AND GET YOUR BUTTS TO SCHOOL!!!
Ella and Eddy:Fine.....
(Meanwhile at Double D's house...Double D had just finished ironing his sheets)
(He sits down to examine the swab under his microscope.)
(Fixes the light)
Double D:Oh..this needs replacement soon.
(The germs are 粉, 粉色 sparkles.)
Double D:This can't be right...
Double D's Mom:Edd time for school!
Double D:(grabs his backpack)Coming Mother!
(At Ed's house.)
Sara:Ed mom says your driving me to school!
Ed:But Sara-
Sara:NO BUTS!I also need 你 to drive my to the store later to pick up my finishing touches for tonight.
(Later the Eds gather into a group behind the school)
Double D:So I swabbed the substance and studied it...the results just don't make sence.
Eddy:So what?!I have a party tonight and im gonna make sure Sara never forgets....which means...I need a wingman...and Ed isn't much help
Double D:But Eddy I wasn't invited...the only way I could get in would be if I had a 日期 with someone who WAS invited.
Eddy:The find one...man..I think that 袜子 is sqeazing your head to tight...cutting off your blood conversation.
Double D:Blood CIRCULATION!
Eddy:Yeah whatever...
(Ella,Naz,and Sara come in the back with magazines.)
Ella:Oh..hey guys!
Naz:Yeah..whats up dudes?
Eddy:Not much..hey Sara.
Sara:Yeah...hi...you got the record?
Eddy:Yep..bringin it tonight.
Sara:You better!cuz if 你 don't have it your dead!
Eddy:No prob.
Naz:So Sara...who's your date?
Sara:Im hosting the party...I can't have a 日期 it would ruin everything!
Naz:Bummer...Ella?
Ella:Who me?...um...I didn't really think about it...
Naz:Well ya gotta figure it out...you to Sara.
Sara:Uggg....fine but if the part goes crazy I blame you!
Eddy:(whispers)Hey why not ask my sister?
Double D:(blushing/sweating)I-I..um
Eddy:(whispers)It's not like 你 like her...but it's a way into the party...would youn rather take Lee Kanker?
Double D:Okay.....Ella?
(Naz and Sara leave to party plan.)
Ella:Yeah?
Eddy:We'll leave 你 alone(snickers)C,mon Ed!
Ed:I am taking a chicken for my 日期 Eddy!
(they leave.)
2 b continued.
