"I'll be on your couch with a shotgun in my lap in case you try to make a limp for the border"
Cuddy to House in House's Head

Cuddy:"When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done. Trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane, so when I hired you I also set aside $50,000 a year for legal expenses. So far you've come in under budget." [#109 DNR]

Nice!!!!!!!!

"Do you like me House?"
-Lisa Cuddy; Insensitive

Oohh..i'll put one of my favourites first.

House: Where are you meeting her?
Cuddy: A little place called 'Follow Me And Your Urologist Will Be Buying Himself A New Yacht'. - LMAO. So kickass. ;)

LOLOL!!!! I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, even MORE kickass- CUDDY'S GONNA TORTURE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOUSE: Why would a guy voluntarily shove a metal object into an electrical socket?

CUDDY: I'm getting closer and closer to knowing the answer.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuddy: The only good side to this is that now I own your ass.
-Cuddy to House; Words and Deeds. XD

House: See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks, cause you give me all these really great insights for free.

Cuddy: Shrink. If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

I've always loved that one.:P

Nice quote!

Cuddy: House, I'm not naive.

"So many people. So much energy and drama just trying to find someone who's almost never the right person anyway. It just..shouldn't be so hard. "

-Lisa Cuddy; Act Your Age

Cuddy to Wilson after Cameron has stormed off: "She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is."
Cane & Able

Cuddy: House. Do you have a minute to be disemboweled?

Ugly

LOL I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuddy: Sweetsauce!
House: Its a nickname.
Cuddy: An ironic nickname...

Living the Dream

^^ Lol great choice.

Here's my favourite quote about Cuddy ever, it might even be my favourite quote from House MD.

"You see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be, what you don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant gaping chasm in between."

"Call the make a wish foundation."
Cuddy to House in Half-Wit.

House:Im going home
Cuddy:To what?

Something in the lines of
: "Is your yelling designed to scare me? More yelling that's not scary, that you'll hit me that's scary but I'm pretty sure I could outrun you."

Cuddy: That son of a bitch is best doctor that we have.

"I don't hate him."
Cuddy to Cameron in humpty dumpty

"Enough of the fore play are you going to kiss me or what?"House to Cuddy in One Day One Room

Wilson: Calm down.
Cuddy: I am calm. *goes over to med student* *cuts of tie* I warned you. *walks back over to Wilson* See, I did that calmly.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC SCENE.

House: You’re supposed to stop me. Renegotiate.

Cuddy: Hmm, and you were supposed to keep on walking. Sorry, I guess we both screwed up. Go on, do it again.

XDDD I love this scene!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

^^ Oh I love that scene too Ellen-Smile

About Cuddy:

Chase (to House): She's scarier than you. XD

Cuddy:

"Sometimes an ass is just an ass."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have so many favorite Cuddy quotes!
*tries to remember at least 1*

Cuddy:Wish I could help.But as administrator,there are some people in accounting I'm scheduled to sleep with first
Cuddy to House
"Don't Ever Change"

Cuddy:Are you sure she doesn't want to just take you back to her lair,hang you upside-down,and deposit her eggs in you?
Cuddy to Wilson
"Don't Ever Change"

LOL DAUGHTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gasps* I can't believe this quote isn't on this thread yet. xD

House: Good morning, Dr. Cuddy, I love that outfit. It says I'm a professional, but still a woman too. Actually, it kind of screams the second part.

Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.

OMG LUVIES THT QUOTE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cake that is truly a good Cuddy zing!

~Spoilers for Painless~

I think these are how these quotes went:

House: You know if you want a man to take your crap......you have to marry him.
Cuddy: Or employ him.

Wilson: Why can't you be more like men?
Cuddy: Lazy, blame other people?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

OMFG ROFLMAO I LUV THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

House: So, how are we doing on cotton swabs today? If there’s an acute shortage I could run home –

Cuddy:No, you couldn’t.

This is one of my alltime favorite quotes from Cuddy, although it breaks my heart now because through the years we have learned that she is just as miserable, if not more miserable than House.(Although right now I am happy that she has what she wants)

Cuddy: It’s not going to work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable: it’s a game! And I’m going to win, because I got a head start. You are already miserable.

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You saved her life, and now you have to let her go."

I just love this quote, it's so sad because Cuddy did the exact same thing in "Joy."

AWWWWWWWWW K!!!!!!!!!!

"I just had to explain to him that I had his balls and hes not getting them back."

TEEHEE!!!!

Ok, another one of my favorite quotes about Cuddy (from House of course) is from No More Mr. Nice Guy:

"Actually, your eyes tell us nothing, 'cause we're looking at your boobs--Which tell us that you're desperate to have someone jump on you and tell you they love you, one grunted syllable at a time. What you want, you run away from. What you need, you don't have a clue. What you've accomplished makes you proud. But you're still miserable."

Cuddy: Or maybe it’d be better if we just had sex.

Wilson: Pardon me?

Cuddy: In front of House’s office. I mean, I don’t want to take any chances. I assume the point of this is to make him jealous and to make him realize that he does want a relationship with me?

I love how she sees right through Wilson!! (Although he sees right through her too lol)

OMFG I LUV THOSE AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "Pardon me?" I CRACKED UP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"your puke isn't as cute" (as she is wiping him off *dies*)

I love this scene!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA ME TOO K XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Do not play his games because you will LOSE"
-Big Baby

I LUV THAT TOO XD

Yes, only Cuddy can beat him at his games :)

Ohh, one of my favorite moments on the show:

Cuddy: But that’s not the choice you’re giving us.

Vogler: House won’t listen to anyone –

Cuddy: And you’re not accountable to anybody, either! Because you think you own us.

Vogler: I move for the immediate dismissal of Dr. Lisa Cuddy.

Dr. Simpson: She’s upset, we all are. Why would you risk your career to save him?

Cuddy: If you think House deserves to go, if you think I deserve to go, Wilson deserved to go, then vote yes. But if you’re doing this because you are afraid of losing his money, then he’s right! He does own you. You have a choice. Maybe the last real one you’ll have here.

Badass Cuddy FTW!

HELLS YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So many people, so much energy and drama just trying to find someone who's almost never the right person anyway. It just... shouldn't be so hard."

Ahh I just love this scene!

AHHHHHHH OCTOBER/OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't even notice this forum!! :DDD

House: "See, this is why I dont waste money on shrinks, cause you give me all these really great insights for free."
Cuddy: "Shrink. If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake."

lol bake sale.

xoxo

BAKE SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd wanna go XD