posted by Nuttypeanut
This is just for fun. I enjoy these characters and it's only a joke!
Ariel- 你 have to change species in order to find the man of your dreams, even if he loves an evil sea witch, then, when 你 get married (at age 16), get pregnant as soon as 你 can and surprise your whole family 由 coming back from your honeymoon with a baby (at age 17)!
Giselle- Trusting an old hag to grant 你 a wish won't do 你 any harm, then, ask a stranger to let 你 sleep in his house! Oh, and make sure to infest his house with squirrels.
Belle- Even if your boyfriend locks 你 in his house, then pushes 你 to the ground, it means he loves you!
Esmeralda- It won't hurt anyone's feelings if 你 decide to 吻乐队（Kiss） an injured soldier right in front of the sweet guy who would die for you.