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1. Come up with a ridiculously cheesy plot.
2. Make all 或者 most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters 由 the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.
3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.
4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.
5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers 你 can have is two 或者 three at most....
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