I, for one, absolutely adore Disney. My favourite film is a 迪士尼 film. My favourite character is a 迪士尼 character. My fanart is always 迪士尼 fanart. There is not a part of my house that is free from obsession. So I decided to sit down, think it out and finally stress over putting them all in an order - my 最佳, 返回页首 10 favourite 迪士尼 movies. This is going to take some definite kicking and screaming, but whatever.
Yes, I swear. Deal with it, because I'm not going to stop doing it. I don't care if 你 think it's "wrong" and "limits vocabulary" because that's the biggest piece of fucking bullshit I've ever heard in my life.
On with the countdown!











10) Tarzan

What can I say? I'll aways 爱情 Tarzan. Mainly because there's a bunch of British people in it and I'm British and that means something to me.
The first thing I always adored about this film was little clumsy, witty, silly, quintissentially British Jane Porter. Her outfits are nothing compared to some 迪士尼 characters, but I think they represent her like no tomorrow. That cute little yellow Victorian dress, and the silly little brolly to accompany it. Then there's the way she's like:
"Well, Daddy, these baboons tried to eat me and I almost died."
"Oh, what a shame."
"AND THEY TOOK MY BOOT!"
"THE ONES I BOUGHT YOU?! THOSE BASTARDS!"
I think I would so totally do that with my Mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 converse. :') "THE LIMITED EDITION DISNEYLAND PARIS ONES?! THOSE BASTARDS!"
Anyway, moving on, who doesn't 爱情 a sexy guy in a loincloth who thinks the best way to greet a lady is to lift up her 短裙, 裙子 and then put his face in between her boobs? Ok, so maybe people that have a certain amount of modesty. But it's still goddamn Tarzan. He's epic win in an actual tin. He swings through he trees, he fights... erm... was that a cheater? I think it was. 或者 was it a leopard? Eh, something with spots. Where was I? Oh yes, he jumps on blackboards yelling "GORILLA!" and that's pretty cool.
ALSO, I absolutely adore Clayton. He's an amazing villain. He's not even that evil until he goes all "MUHAHAHAHAHA!" and then gets very unevil 由 going "I'M GOING TO... be a typical white guy and just steal all these gorillas in the scheme of becoming very rich." Though, his defeat is amazing. He gets hanged 由 vines. How cool? I 爱情 the fact that both of my Tarzan storybooks INSIST that he merely fell. Yeah, little Timmy Innocence over there might believe you, but I was the fucked-up 6 年 old going "ARE 你 KIDDING ME? That's not what happened! That's like 写作 a storybook for The Evil Dead and saying all the zombies turned into butterflies!"






9) Pocahontas

One of my favourites since forever. I was only born in 1994 (which probably makes me older than most of the people 阅读 this, but I feel young. Then again, maybe Bruce Forsyth feels young) so this was one of my first ever 迪士尼 films. Hell, I was only a little baby when it came out. It was the first one I had on video. The first one I watched incessantly. In fact, I only stopped watching it loads when I found something better. Yes, it's further on in the countdown, so I'm not going to mention it twice. SUSPENSE, do 你 want some 或者 not?
Anyway, Pocahontas. First off, it's based on history. That's rather epic win seeing as I'm a self-confessed history geek. Secondly, John Smith is just about the sexiest British guy prior to Tom Felton turning up in the Prisoner of Azkaban and everyone going "When the fuck did he get so goddamn hot?". Thirdly, Wiggins. <3 He does not need explanation. Then, of course, there's Pocahontas herself. Sexy amazing little Pocahontas with her long legs and her tiny outfit and her amazing hair and her epic win 唱歌 voice and her personality.
I don't think it's possible to sum up this movie in just one small "I 爱情 IT!" explanation. So I'm going to spare 你 that and 移动 on.






8) The Emperor's New Groove

I fucking 爱情 this film. It's so funny, I almost die every time I watch it. Kuzco is actual 爱情 and Yzma and Kronk... Jesus. Was 迪士尼 suffering from a douse of "LET'S BE EPIC WIN!" millenium mania? The only way this film could have been better was if Clopin was in it. But really, we can't have everything. Also, I don't think he was born yet... And I doubt he had the means to travel from Paris to... erm... south America somewhere. Peru! Everything's in Peru, let's have Peru. Wait, isn't that what the Spanish said?






7) Aladdin

This film is 更多 epic win than, well, anything except the things above it. I 爱情 the story, the songs (except for A Whole New World), the characters, the witty lines... AND FUCKING ROBIN WILLIAMS. 耶稣 Christ. Any film with Robin Williams in it is insta-epic win. Like instant coffee but minus the coffee and plus the epic win. Aside from that, it also has one of the catchiest theme tunes ever. I used to watch the TV 显示 constantly and then jump up on the sofa and go "ARABIAN NIIIIIIIGHTS. LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAYS!". I was the same with Timon and Pumba. I used to sit there and sing the whole theme tune. Long gone are the days when 迪士尼 actually knew how to make a decent TV 显示 - just spin off a successful movie 或者 显示 something epic win like Recess. I MOURN YOU, RECESS. I still have all the videos. *stroke* One day, we will all destroy filth like *shudder* Hannah Montana.
Oh, I appear to have let myself get distracted... Let's 移动 on.






6) 阿拉丁 and The King of Thieves

"A SEQUEL?!"
"Oh no, she didn't!"
"She put a SEQUEL in here?!"
Yes, I did. I have ALWAYS prefered King of Thieves to Aladdin. Ever since I was a little girl dressed as 蝙蝠侠 and running around declaring that I was to destroy the Joker with all my might. I don't care what 你 say. 蝙蝠侠 and Robin is one of my favourite ever ever EVER films. I wore the tape out twice. I wore the tape out for King of Thieves once. I never wear the tapes out except when I 爱情 a film so much that I can't stop watching it.
For me, 阿拉丁 will never be the story of 街, 街道 鼠, 大鼠 meets princess. It will always be the story of former 街, 街道 鼠, 大鼠 whose dad is actually the King of Thieves gets his wedding crashed twice, accidentally joins the Forty Thieves, sings some epic win songs, turns a villain to 金牌 and marries the badly animated princess. Whilst accompanied 由 Robin Williams. 你 see, this sequel got it right: Pretend Return of Jafar NEVER happened. The only thing to keep is good Iago, because he's amazing.






5) Basil The Great 老鼠, 鼠标 Detective

Stfu, that's what we call it over here, that's what I'm going to call it. Also, it's "The Lion King 3: Hakuna Matata" not The Lion King 1 1/2. That just sounds retarded.
Anyway, yes. One of the best films ever. WHY DOES NOBODY ELSE 爱情 IT? Basil is one of my favourite 迪士尼 characters. He's British (I sense a theme here) and strangely sexy for a detective mouse. Watson is funny and amazing, Olivia is so snappy and Scottish. She makes me lol. When I first saw Amy Pond (of Doctor Who) my original reaction was "How very Flaversham!". Also, there's Rattigan. One of the best villains ever. One of the best villain songs ever. "Even meaner? 你 mean it? Even worse than the widows and orphans 你 drowned?" is like, the most epic win line ever. This film is so underrated, it hurts.






4) Mulan

This film, for me, will always be my gateway to Disney. I was 4 when it came out and I'd seen all the Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, Snow White, etc films (this was after I'd shunned Beauty and The Beast)... Very girly and princessy and sweet. Not exactly my cup of tea. Then one day, the world of 迪士尼 exploded and went "HEY! Here's a film we blatantly aimed towards boys to get them 更多 interested in Disney!" and I was hooked. Who can't 爱情 a film about war and fireworks and China? Whoever decided 花木兰 needed a dragon-lizard-thing to accompany her with the voice of Eddie Murphy really needs to get that "I'm so epic win that Chuck Norris knows my name!" medal.
As if that's not enough, 迪士尼 then decided to give 花木兰 4 songs that completely kick most other films out of the water. As Nostalgia Chick once said... 你 can't resist 唱歌 along. 你 never forget the first time 你 hear I'll Make A Man Out Of 你 and start 唱歌 along like the crazy fool that 你 are even though 你 don't know the words.






3) The Princess and The Frog

I neeeeeeeeed to get this on DVD. No debating required. I need it. I need it right now. This film is actually epic win. Disney, 你 just... 你 just completely epic winned. Welcome back 2D animation!
First off, there's the characters. Naveen for one. "DANCE WITH ME, FAT MAN!" is one of the best lines ever. Me and my rl 老友记 always smirk and then say it to each other. HIS VOICE. Heebies bajeebies, it's sexy. He could be short and fat and ugly and that voice would still make him sexy as hell. Then there's Tiana. I 爱情 Tiana! AND CHARLOTTE. OH GOD, CHARLOTTE. I 爱情 夏洛特 SO much. She's funny and silly and crazy and 粉, 粉色 and spoilt and rich. There's nothing undesirable about her in the slightest. I absolutely adore the pants off her. THEN THERE'S DOCTOR FACILIER. Tied for best ever 迪士尼 villain with Frollo. I 爱情 him. 秒 best ever 迪士尼 villain song. Easily the best dressed 迪士尼 villain. His voice is rather sexy too. I don't think there's anything about this film that I don't 爱情 but there are still two better than it.






2) Hercules

I 爱情 this film. I 爱情 Megara, I 爱情 Hercules, I 爱情 Hades, I 爱情 Phil, I 爱情 the Muses, I 爱情 the songs... I JUST 爱情 IT. I Won't Say (I'm In Love) is still my favourite 迪士尼 song and Meg is easily the 秒 best woman 迪士尼 has ever created, after the obvious.
The witty one-liners are hilarious, the songs are amazing, the 动画片 is lifting-the-roof epic. It's inspired 由 that amazing Greek artwork on the original vases. Just, wow. It really works. Then there's Hades. Hades is just... He's just Hades. He's blue and has 火, 消防 for freakin' hair! How cool is that? He's such a sleazebag that 你 have to 爱情 him.
However, none of these awesome things could ever beat my favourite film ever. It shouldn't be a surprise because it's none other than...






1) The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I GODDAMN 爱情 EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF THIS FILM. Every 秒 is a joy to watch. Every character has a unique personality and image that attracts viewers of all demographics. Plus, it's got Clopin. CLOPIN, YES. Mr Epic Win in a Tin himself. This film is just... wow. As if Clopin wasn't enough, 迪士尼 then decided that they'd chuck in the most epic win stuff they could find. There's Esmeralda, Phoebus, Frollo, Quasimodo. Plus, it's dark and gritty. This is how a kid's film should be - dark enough so that a kid isn't softened up to the outside world, but light enough so that they still walk away with a huge grin on their face. Adults can sit there and have a bit of fun with it too. In particular, some of the humour is quite adult, as are some of the themes. Which is probably why I 爱情 it so much. Hellfire will always be my favourite 迪士尼 villain song and the rest of the songs in this film are epic win anyway. None of them are boring and they really want to make 你 sing along and be a part of the magic. And after all, isn't that what 迪士尼 is all about?






That's your lot, be happy with it.

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