迪士尼公主 你 would be so turned off 由 a guy who...(redone with Flynn)
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Doesnt know you, breaks into your 首页 and started 唱歌
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Has the personality of roadkill
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Crept up behind you, grabbed you, and wouldn't let 你 leave
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Might leave 你 for someone with a better 唱歌 voice
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Imprisoned 你 and your father and coughed up hairballs
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Was homeless and had fleas and constantly lied
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Murdered people based on race and almost murdered 你
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Almost chopped your head off because of your gender
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Was spoiled, talentless, and made fun of 你
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偷了 from grieving parents who 迷失 their child
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