So back in my junior 年 of high school I was obsessed with Tigi Bedhead Products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One 日 I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. 你 read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with 你 my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to 你 and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't 你 think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't 你 think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one 淋浴 hold?
Looking around here 你 think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands 你 don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do 你 call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I 爱情 their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my 问题 and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a youtobe video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes 由 展示 你 that. It's on private on a secondary 用户名 so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
Bedhead products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One 日 I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. 你 read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with 你 my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to 你 and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't 你 think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't 你 think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one 淋浴 hold?
Looking around here 你 think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands 你 don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do 你 call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I 爱情 their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my 问题 and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a youtobe video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes 由 展示 你 that. It's on private on a secondary 用户名 so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
Wow, I'm on a role with these tests. I look up clips from the 电影院 for these (though I don't have enough patience to watch the full movies, just the parts relating to the traits). I found the whole of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves on Youtube...presumably. It was just a cut and edited version of the movie played multiple times to make it look like the full movie. Still, it gave me enough information.
Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- No. Her "hair as black as ebony" and brown eyes are common.
An odd name- Yes. 'Snow White' isn't a name you'd find in anyone in real life, or...
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Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- No. Her "hair as black as ebony" and brown eyes are common.
An odd name- Yes. 'Snow White' isn't a name you'd find in anyone in real life, or...
After doing the 更多 modern princesses, I switched to the classics, who are accused of being Mary Sues a lot. (I might not do ones for Merida and Tiana, since they pretty obviously aren't Mary Sues). Starting with Cinderella.
Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained 灰姑娘 was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly 评论 on- Yes. 灰姑娘 is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
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Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- No. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, common traits.
An odd name- Yes. It'd make sense if it was explained 灰姑娘 was a nickname and her real name is Ella, like in some versions, but it isn't in the film. 1.
Looks constantly 评论 on- Yes. 灰姑娘 is described as beautiful, and the prince considers her the most...
Her eyes are violet in this pic, but what about the scene she woke up from sleeping? She had blue eyes. And what about the scene she was dancing? She had black eyes.
See how much her hair is ugly in this pic? Every beauty has its flaws.
by: cruella
This doesn't usually happen to me. I mean, I always prefer the good ones over the bad ones in the movie, but this time it wasn't like that. I haven't seen the movie Hercules, but I prefer Hades to Megara because I've seen other Hades related stuff.
Hades is a god. Although I believe in only one god, I have been interested in mythology since I was little, which made me wonder about Hades. (Of course, who wouldn't be curious about an 黑夜传说 god?). In mythology, Hades was not a very good god. He was a soul-stealing god, moreover, he was the brother of Zeus. (I have never loved Zeus, he is constantly punishing people). After all I've read about Hades, I didn't like him. I didn't like him much when I watched Descendants, but after "Do what 你 gotta do" in Descendants three, I started to 爱情 him. His relationship with Mal was funny and sweet. He loved Mal and he was really funny. That's why I 爱情 him.
P.S: Hades' fiery blue hair is awesome too
Hades is a god. Although I believe in only one god, I have been interested in mythology since I was little, which made me wonder about Hades. (Of course, who wouldn't be curious about an 黑夜传说 god?). In mythology, Hades was not a very good god. He was a soul-stealing god, moreover, he was the brother of Zeus. (I have never loved Zeus, he is constantly punishing people). After all I've read about Hades, I didn't like him. I didn't like him much when I watched Descendants, but after "Do what 你 gotta do" in Descendants three, I started to 爱情 him. His relationship with Mal was funny and sweet. He loved Mal and he was really funny. That's why I 爱情 him.
P.S: Hades' fiery blue hair is awesome too
He is ugly but I still love him
wow not ugly here
The reason I wrote this 文章 is because people always talk about classic 迪士尼 princesses and forget about live action princesses. My 最喜爱的 live-action princesses are Audrey and Mal. Yes, no matter how bad Audrey is, she will always be my 最喜爱的 villain.
Audrey is Aurora's daughter. I saw a 民意调查 last night. The 问题 in the 民意调查 was:
Do 你 like Audrey 更多 或者 Aurora?
I chose Aurora because Aurora was a good person. But now I realize how wrong I was. Aurora is so boring, all she does is cry and wake up with graceful gestures and kisses. However, Audrey has feelings. Don't get me wrong, I still 爱情 Aurora but Audrey isn't boring so I want to pick both.
Audrey has always been a smug person. She is a bad person. It was because She was heartbroken, it touched me. Audrey just wanted to be a 皇后乐队 like her mother and make her happy, but she chose evil when she couldn't achieve her goal.
I 爱情 both very much. Audrey and Aurora are both great. Both are beautiful.
Audrey is Aurora's daughter. I saw a 民意调查 last night. The 问题 in the 民意调查 was:
Do 你 like Audrey 更多 或者 Aurora?
I chose Aurora because Aurora was a good person. But now I realize how wrong I was. Aurora is so boring, all she does is cry and wake up with graceful gestures and kisses. However, Audrey has feelings. Don't get me wrong, I still 爱情 Aurora but Audrey isn't boring so I want to pick both.
Audrey has always been a smug person. She is a bad person. It was because She was heartbroken, it touched me. Audrey just wanted to be a 皇后乐队 like her mother and make her happy, but she chose evil when she couldn't achieve her goal.
I 爱情 both very much. Audrey and Aurora are both great. Both are beautiful.
I liked 花木兰 very much because she was a 《勇敢传说》 girl who thought of her family and homeland. However, I admit that 花木兰 is a little ugly and is at the bottom of my beauty list. Some things that make this girl ugly. That is the subject of this article. And if 你 disagree with me, just state it in the comments. 你 don't need to hate me.
1- Eyebrows
Mulan's ugliest limb is her eyebrows. Mulan's eyebrows are too thick. They also rise much higher than they should. Fortunately, Mulan's eyes are so beautiful that she can hide the ugliness of the eyebrows in some photos.
2- Eyes and hair (when male)
花木兰 looks beautiful with slim eyes and makeup, but I can't understand how she looks so big and ugly when she puts her hair in a bun and turns into a man. The shape of the hair she turned into a man does not suit her at all.
1- Eyebrows
Mulan's ugliest limb is her eyebrows. Mulan's eyebrows are too thick. They also rise much higher than they should. Fortunately, Mulan's eyes are so beautiful that she can hide the ugliness of the eyebrows in some photos.
2- Eyes and hair (when male)
花木兰 looks beautiful with slim eyes and makeup, but I can't understand how she looks so big and ugly when she puts her hair in a bun and turns into a man. The shape of the hair she turned into a man does not suit her at all.
