"The truth is I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life...I really am a prince..." 说 the prince nervously.
"Why didn't 你 just tell me?" questioned the exotic princess.
"Well, 你 know, uh, um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange...don't 你 think?"
"Hm...not that strange."
The princess leaned her head lovingly onto the prince's chest for a nice, peaceful moment...which unfortunately ended rather suddenly when 豌豆 decided to introduce herself.
"If 你 two are done having G-rated sex, mind if I bum a ride?"
"W-Who are you?" asked the prince.
"I am Princess Peanalita. And 你 are?"
"I am Prince Ali Ababwa."
"And I'm Jasmine, I'm a princess as well."
"Great. So, 你 don't look Chinese...whatcha doing on the 最佳, 返回页首 of this roof? Did 你 see that 花木兰 girl kick that grey guy's ass?"
"No...we're not Chinese," laughed Jasmine. "I'm from Agrabah and Ali's from...wait, where are 你 from?"
"Um..." struggled Prince Ali. "I'm from...uh...Genieland. It's off the coast of South Agrabah, 下一个 to the third 甜点 from our other kingdom."
"Right," 说 Jasmine, obviously confused. "What he said. Anyways, we got here on this magic carpet. Isn't it gorgeous? It flies us wherever we wish to go."
"Sweet!" exclaimed Pea. "Can I come back to Agrabah with 你 guys? I was sort of exiled from my kingdom."
"Oh, well, of course, you're welcome to stay with me in the palace until 你 figure out what to do."
And with that, the three of them hopped onto the magic carpet. Princess 豌豆 was not in the mood to watch the couple make out so she made sure to sit in between them the entire ride back. Finally, they arrived at Jasmine's palace. It was beautiful and exotic, even 豌豆 herself was impressed. They landed on the balcony and Princess 豌豆 let herself into Jasmine's room while the 爱人 shared a romantic kiss.
"Swanky pad," 豌豆 说 happily when 茉莉, 茉莉花 joined her in the room. "Not quite as big as my old 城堡 but still decent. So, how'd 你 end up hooking up with that hot guy?"
"Hot? Well, everyone's hot in Agrabah," replied Jasmine. "The sun is always blazing and it is in the middle of a desert..."
"Let me guess, that's your excuse for dressing like a slut?" 豌豆 laughed. "Anyways, I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep."
"Well, actually, you're on my bed, there's a guest bedroom down the hall and it's really nice."
"Is that how 你 treat a guest? God, someone has a thing 或者 two to learn about manners..."
"Yes," answered Jasmine, clearly a little steamed. "Someone definitely does."
Princess 豌豆 woke up twenty five 分钟 later, thirsty for something to drink. When she walked outside Jasmine's room she saw the sultan, Prince Ali, 茉莉, 茉莉花 and some creepy advisor.
"This is not done yet, boy!" 说 the advisor, who was being taken away 由 guards. He cackled wickedly and with a puff of red smoke, disappeared.
"Is this a bad time for me to ask for a drink?" asked Pea.
"Who's this?" asked the sultan, who was still in shock of learning his most trusted advisor was a traitor.
"Father, this is Princess Pea," 说 Jasmine, who was in Ali's arms, "She's staying with us for a while."
"Oh, splendid! Well, our servants will attend to 你 if 你 need anything."
"Obviously." Princess 豌豆 walked over to a drinking 喷泉 and took a sip of refreshing water. Although 茉莉, 茉莉花 was kind to let her stay, Princess 豌豆 couldn't help but think that there was someone else even 更多 deserving of Prince Ali Ababwa's love...herself. And she intended to steal it.
(End Of Part 4)
