迪士尼公主 Article: Let's Talk About Frozen; Positives and Negatives

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Let's Talk About Frozen; Positives and Negatives

posted by avatar_tla_fan

Ok, I'm pretty sure everyone knows 由 now that I'm not a huge 《冰雪奇缘》 fan! And I 爱情 ranting and having debates, so how about we do a 辩论 again? (I know that they're going on in the 论坛 section but I'm going to do an 文章 because I don't want to differ from what they're talking about now.) this time, instead of talking about just Anna, Elsa, the parents, and the trolls, how about we talk about the positives and negatives of this movie?

How about I start with the positive section. There's got to be at least something I like about this movie, right?

The Positives

1.The Animation!
Ok, as most of 你 know, I have tons of problems with this movie, but the 动画片 is not one of them! The 动画片 is fantastic. Specific parts, like when Elsa builds the ice castle, are absolutely stunning. I really like how the characters look, I 爱情 the expressions they make, and I feel like they have great designs, although Anna and Elsa's look similar. I really enjoy the 动画片 as a whole. It feels ALIVE, like somebody is actually building a real castle, right in front of you. Just, stunning. Overall, the 动画片 is amazing and it's my 最喜爱的 computer animated 迪士尼 Princess movie animation.

你 want me to be honest? That's all the positives I've got.

The Negatives

1.The Plot-Line
*spoliers*
Ok, so let's see. The plot-line is..
A girl who has ice powers is isolated from the world because of her parents fear that they created a monster. 3 years after their parents die the oldest sister has her coronation while the youngest sister finds a man she wants to marry even though she JUST met him, but then the oldest sister accidentally reveals her ice powers and runs away, causing an eternal winter. The youngest sister goes off to rescue her (in her dress, what the heck Anna? There's snow and ice everywhere!) and she meets up with a person who sells ice. Anna basically BUYS her way up to him 由 practically BRIBING him. After that, they head off on an adventure, Kristoff's sled breaks (and if course Anna buys her way up to him again 由 promising a new sled.) they meet a snowman that's alive that the oldest sister created when she is about to build her ice castle, then they see the sister, Anna gets her upset, and they're forced off. Hans comes and locks the sister up, Anna's 心 is frozen, they go to the trolls and it turns out they need a true loves kiss, and they go to find Hans. Then it turns out Hans was a villain all along (yeah right, they just changed it at the last moment.) and he locks Anna up. After he locks Anna up, Olaf helps Anna get out, and then they find Elsa. Hans is about to kill Elsa when Anna sacrifices herself for her sister, Anna is frozen, and Elsa hugs her and she melts. Then Elsa SUDDENLY learns the key to melting stuff, love. (Couldn't it be something else?) everybody is happy.

It was awful. It was AWFUL.
I hated the entire plot line.
I had a lot of issues with the plot line.
Let's start off with the beginning, I've already talked about Elsa's parents, the abuse, all that.
Now on to Anna and Hans' marriage. So Anna meets a good looking guy, and falls in love. They sing a song, and ask the 皇后乐队 for her blessing. In the end, Anna learns that 你 shouldn't marry a man 你 just met. WHAT?! THAT was her lesson?! Even a little kid knows 你 can't just sing a song with somebody and immediately marry him! What the heck type of lesson was that even supposed to be?! Anna also NEVER develops throughout the plot. In the end, she's exactly the same person she was in the beginning. She's still an awkward, annoying, immature, annoyance. She learned what has to be the stupidest lesson of all time, and even though the real message was about sisterly love, Anna still seems to treat Elsa 更多 like a friend then her sister in the end. The whole plot line just bothers me so much!

2. The Characters
Well obviously they have to be on this list.
Anna: I really dislike her because she's annoying and I also don't think she really ever learned anything. Just like I mentioned before. She never develops. Take Rapunzel for example. Rapunzel starts out as a scared little girl, but develops over time, and she has that scene where she finally stands up to Mother Gothel. She's not desperate for attention either. She actually MAKES USE of what she has, which is something Anna DOES NOT do! Anna just sits around bored when she could be doing anything else! Have 你 seen the 城堡 she lives in? It's huge! She has a huge 城堡 to explore, play in, do stuff in, and there's probably much 更多 to do then that as well!
Elsa: I honestly don't blame Elsa for much. What her parents have done to her is traumatizing. But after her parents die, she still can't talk to Anna, that annoys me, but it's honestly Anna's fault. She asks Elsa all the time, and every time she does it, it brings up all of Elsa's memories. It annoys me. Anna was 5 when Elsa is locked in her room, and when Anna is 18, she's still knocking on her door. If Elsa doesn't want to come out, then LEAVE HER ALONE ANNA!
Kristoff: I personally don't care for Kristoff.
Olaf: I mostly despise Olaf for two reasons. One, he's just merchandising. There's a difference between merchandising and comic relief. Comic relief is ACTUALLY FUNNY, and people like them because of that. Merchandising is usually a made up creature that kids love, and they use it to make parents buy those toys for their kids. My 秒 problem with Olaf is his voice. I find it extremely annoying and irritating.
Sven: Dint really care for him either.

Well, those are my positives and negatives of the movie. I have a lot of issues with the movie, and I really have a neutral (and possible dislike) of this movie.
What do 你 think about the movie?
What do 你 think some of the positives and negatives are?
Let me know in the comments! :D

Chernaborg, PrueFever and 18 others like this

audreybrooke I don't have any positive things to say about Frozen, honestly. Good article! :)

avatar_tla_fan Thanks.

Digoenes I agree with most of your points. I liked the movie enough (probably not enough to watch it again though) but another issue I had with it is how it presumes how groundbreaking its themes are. You can't marry a man you just met? SHOCKER! What Disney movie has actually done that aside from Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty? In nearly all of their movies since then (both DP and none), the characters met and bonded together, even had a series of misadventures before getting together and even then they don't get married right away (Rapunzel/Eugene, Jasmine/Aladdin, etc). Second it does nothing to explain Elsa's powers or how the two bonded as sisters, in the end it's just TRUE LOVE AS SISTERS and suddenly she can control her powers. There is no buildup just resolution. I think the movie is as popular as it is is because Elsa is such a blank slate that literally any one can project their problems onto her. And Anna instead of coming off as being genuinely weird and awkward, feels like she was designed to be awkward because women relate to that right? Plus she loves chocolate, women SO love chocolate! Olaf I was fine with, he wasn't as horrible as I thought he would be and seemed like a genuine character. Overall, the movie is fine but incredibly overrated, I hope Frozen mania dies down and more worthy films take its place.

BelleRose829 I especially hate how the shoe horned Hans in to be the villain when lord knows he was GENUINELY NICE to Anna. The whole reason for conflict starts with the parents just being terrible.

avatar_tla_fan Diogoenes, I couldn't agree more! I hate how Anna falls for him because of his looks! It's annoying how she does that. She bonds with Kristoff though, but the love comes out of no where! The trolls sing the song and suddenly it's oddly obvious that Kristoff is in love with Anna. At least in movies like Tangled, you can start to see a relationship building, and they hint at it a couple times before they really fall in love. Also, yes, it IS INCREDIBLY overrated. It doesn't deserve any of the success it got.

avatar_tla_fan Bellerose, exactly. They obviously just wanted to change Elsa from being the villain at the last moment. And in the story it's based off of, the snow queen IS the villain, so they're not only making things ridiculous, but they're completely changing the original story!

AudreyFreak The plot really annoys me to and is probably why I can't stand watching this movie much anymore. it's unoriginal and I personally find it really catty- Disney is basically backhanding their own themes because they think the audience will like it more. it's like that one kid who is nice to you till the group they want to impress walks by, then suddenly they're making fun of you to make them like them. Shrek at least wasn't so mean-spirited about it, and it's just hypocritical to make fun of your own movies that made you a success. and yes, it's definitely common sense to not marry strangers! but the movie is dumb for acting like that's weird for that time period when it wasn't really. girls got arranged marriages to other royals all the time without knowing them (though granted it was typically done by the parents). The animation is also the best thing I have to say, too, though it doesn't differ too much from Tangled's style, but the colors are very nice, almost entirely a cool palette. I disagree on one thing though- Anna definitely learns to not be so quick to give her heart away while Rapunzel doesn't really change at all, she stays exactly as cheery and adorable as she always was. the whole "or should I even call you that?!" scene makes me cringe because it feels so forced and uncharacteristic. I also don't see why it's Anna's fault for wanting to be there for Elsa- this is being kind and supportive. she's trying to be there for someone she honestly thinks must dislike her. How would she know Elsa is staying in for that reason (the powers)? plus, if she just gave up, then she'd get criticized for being a quitter.

avatar_tla_fan That is a good perspective on things, and one thing I do have to say about Anna is I do like how much she really cares for her sister. Anyways, thanks for sharing your opinion.

misscindyspice Totally agree with BelleRose on Hans. You SEE him smile genuinely at Anna when no one is around, you see him apologize and be sweet to her before he knew she was a princess. I seriously wish Elsa had been the villain, we would have gotten such an interesting and perhaps heartbreaking story about childhood friends, and adult enemies. We could have delved deep into Elsa's sympathetic, but villainous personality, and seen the hurt and sadness when Anna has to defeat Elsa. It could have been like Loki and Thor! But NOO, we had to write Let it Go and create a sloppy villain and heroine. Ugh, it grinds my gears.

avatar_tla_fan Yes! Couldn't they at least fix things up at the beginning?! If they're going to pull something like that, they need to put ONE sign that he's evil, even if it's hard to spot.

Swanpride Let it go is a really good song...but, yeah, I have a hard time to find the good in this movie, too.

avatar_tla_fan The movies plot line is weak and most of the characters are completely unlikeable. Beyond all that, I don't even think it's funny either.

OnceABlueMoon I don't really agree on the idea that Anna fell for Hans just because of his looks. Sure she might have gotten a bit flustered when she first met him, but if he had ended up being an emotionless blob she would have most likely completely ignored him to try and reconnect with her sister. But she stays with his and interacts with him because he seems to be the one person who actually understands what she's going through. He's someone whose two oldest brothers have literally ignore for two years of his life as a "practical joke" and has been using Arendelle as his one chance to leave the shadows of his brothers and actually find some happiness for himself. Pre-betrayal Hans is perfect for Anna, and you know what, she is perfect for him too. Way more than Kristoff anyone, since he at least doesn't trivialize the emotional trauma Anna has been going through. SINCE HE'S GOING THROUGH THE SAME THING! Really, the only reason we're not supposed to trust him at first is because he's a guy. He literally has the exact same back story as Anna.

Diazdiaz95 Wow, I might be alone on this but I actually really liked this film although I do think that it's overrated and has more than a few issues with the plot. It is unfair that it is being paraded as a groundbreaking achievement which it wasn't. The story telling did seemed rushed and thrown together at times and they could have put more detail into the animation and either make Hans a better villain or not make him a villain at all. I would have much preferred the originally planned version to the final product, from what I've heard about it but I still really liked it, it's in my top 5, maybe it's my Disney guilty pleasure, who knows. I liked the characters, although they could have done more with Elsa. I love the soundtrack, I think that it is easily the best Disney soundtrack since Tarzan (well Brave's was great but it's a Pixar film and I'm only referring to Walt Disney Pictures' films. The humor does seem a bit forced but it didn't bother me. I think it still had that Disney magic so I enjoyed it but it's not like I'm a part of the craze or anything. I don't listen to the songs or watch the movie all the time. I own the movie and I've only seen it twice at home and once in theaters and I only occasionally sing the songs. Even I'm a little tired of hearing Let it Go everywhere and still hearing all the hype. I think that it was overall a very nice movie and far from Disney's worst but that's just my apparently unpopular opinion :) Nice article!

avatar_tla_fan Diazdiaz95 I actually did sort of like the soundtrack, well some of the songs, and I agree about the brave soundtrack, I loved it! But anyway, back to Frozen, yes, I think it is incredibly overrated and it doesn't deserve the success, money, and critical love that it got.

avatar_tla_fan Onceabluemoon, interesting. You're right though If he was a blob them she probably would have ignored him.

Digoenes I don't know about the film's development history (aside from the fact that Walt himself wanted to adapt the Snow Queen) but it seems that as soon as they wanted to make Elsa a hero then they had to scramble and come up with an antagonist so they chose Hans because he's the perfect prince Charming type and there has never been a villainous Prince Charming before (cough Shrek 2). In the original story, the Snow Queen wasn't really a villain, just an amoral force that Gerda had to save her friend Kai from. The original story is kind of weird and Disney is not known for sticking true to the source material but rather adapting it for a modern audience. With that said, they could have done a better job and kept the girl saves boy part of the story and still have Elsa/the Snow Queen as more of a force of nature than a villain.

avatar_tla_fan Interesting. I don't really know much about the original story, but I know Disney has done some stories from the guy who made them (Hans Christian Anderson, I don't know if I spelled it right.) and they usually twist it (the little mermaid) because the original stories are much darker, so it's really only a loose adaptation.

BKG201 I largely disagree but I managed to read the entire thing without throwing my computer across my room in frustration.

scarletunicorn The music is really good...Both the instrumentals and the songs, it's hard to keep them out of your head. Everything else, though, from the unlikeable characters to the stupid morals and dumb writing to the forced jokes and how they're just coat tailing in Tangled's success...Just ugh

Renegade1765 I don't want to sound immature. But...screw you! You're like "Because people who love this movie and the characters are idiots". Well who the hell are you to talk down everyone else's beliefs like that!? Sorry for being angry,but you were very insensitive in this article.And for someone like me who Frozen means a lot,this is just insulting.

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bluecinderella4's 迪士尼 Princess List: Part 2- Prettiest Princess

posted by bluecinderella4

WOO-HOO STILL STANDING! Honestly, thank 你 all for the feedback I 爱情 hearing what others think and thank 你 for respecting my 列表 and tolerating my weirdness- it's not easy to do. So now I present part 2 which takes a 更多 shallow approach to the 迪士尼 Princesses if 你 ask me.

Prettiest Princess

10. Mulan

Give the girl credit, she dressed like a guy throughout her movie. I think 花木兰 has some beauty to her, don't get me wrong, but in her culture they consider her beautiful when they splash a bunch of makeup on her face to make her look like a doll. If I recall something her father said...

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Best 迪士尼 Princess outfit countdown: places 21-30

posted by BelleAnastasia

Here's the third 文章 for the Best 迪士尼 Princess outfit countdown. It covers the places from 21 to 30. Enjoy!

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30. 灰姑娘 - first childhood dress

This dress is somewhat cute, but is definitely not Cinderella's best outfit. The color is nice, but the 短裙, 裙子 is too puffy and big. Also the sleeves are a bit weird.

It's so...I dunno. I don't really like it. I know it is for a little girl, but still. - ppgbelle4

It's really childish and the skirt...

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Rediscovering 迪士尼 Part 3

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Phantomrose89's Most Relatable Heroines (Now with Less Feminism!)

posted by phantomrose89

嘿 guys! I know I have kind of established myself as the one with the feminist-y standpoint on things, but for today's article, I'm taking that vantage point completely out. Today, I want to talk about relatability. The truly establishing factor of how far a princess will go as far as popularity is her personality, and the 更多 people can relate to you, the better. This 文章 will attempt to examine each princess for her ability to reach an audience. (Note: These are not ranked in the order of the Princesses I personally relate to; it's 更多 the general public.) This is strictly an opinion;...

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Loveandbeauty18's 最喜爱的 princess list!(:

posted by loveandbeauty18

The following is written 由 someone that's going into the 8th grade so it's not going to be as well written as everybody else's 文章 I also have no pictures because I don't know how to 上传 them yet and because I'm on my iPod touch....ok enough talking let's get to the article

10. Aurora
My Least 最喜爱的 princess is Aurora.I don't hate her 或者 dislike her at all I'm just neutral about her. Many of 你 say that she doesn't have a personality but she does. Many of 你 just don't see it 或者 may not like it. I found out that Aurora is a romantic person. Well....that's it. I mean 你 can't blame...

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My prettiest princess 列表

posted by SarahCorine

I thought it would be fun to do this. This is my 列表 of who I think is the least prettiest to the prettiest. For each princess, I used a picture of my 最喜爱的 beauty shot. Hope 你 enjoy 阅读 it.

10 JASMINE
She’s pretty. In fact, she’s very pretty but she’s just not as pretty as the others. She has a big long nose and big eyes. Her hair is really long and luscious which I like, but I don’t like the shape of it around her head. If she had another hair style than I think she would be prettier.

9 SNOW WHITE
Another beauty, but not as much as the others. Since she’s only 14,...

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John and Pocahontas: Found Again PART 7

posted by SarahCorine

He grabbed her other hand and held onto them tightly, which only made it harder for Pocahontas.

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    Pocahontas took a deep breath, thinking of how she would tell John it was over. Since she had just recently seen John Smith and found her 爱情 again, she knew the only way to be happy was to leave John.
    When she was back in her village, she saw that John wasn’t there. When she asked where he was, she learned he was 由 the river. She made her way to the river and saw that he was alone.
    “Good,” she thought. “At least I can do this in private.”
    She walked up to John...

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John and Pocahontas: Found Again PART 2

posted by SarahCorine

What were the chances that John Smith could be standing right in front of her?

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    Pocahontas took a deep breath trying to get her head around who she was looking at. What were the chances that John Smith could be standing right in front of her?
    “This can’t be real,” She thought. “This has to be a dream. Could it really be him?”
    John Smith stood on the edge of the small cliff and stared down. The small town that has come to be built on the Native American land was getting bigger. John Smith had come back to make a life in that small town, but everywhere he looked he got...

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LEAST 最喜爱的 TO 最喜爱的爱情 STORY

posted by SarahCorine

All these cool 文章 on here and I haven’t written one, so I just had to. I noticed that no one wrote an 文章 about 爱情 stories and let’s face it, that’s one of the reasons why we 爱情 them. Because of their amazing 爱情 stories that we ourselves could never get unless we go to war, lose a shoe, trade our voices, play dead, 或者 become a prisoner. Keep 阅读 to see who made it to the #1 spot and check out the added bonus at the end. (Princess and the Frog not included)

9- MULAN’S 爱情 STORY
Coming in dead last was Mulan’s 爱情 story. Personally it’s not my least favorite,...

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Another Ending for the Baudelaires, Part One

posted by Candy77019

The sky reflected the Baudelaires' moods for it was gray--just like them. They were sitting in the backseat of Mr. Poe's car, driving toward the most horrible place on earth.
After a fit of coughing, Mr. Poe cleared his throat. "Children, I hope 你 know why I'm doing this."
"You can't send us to Count Olaf!" Klaus cried.
"I'm sorry, children, but he is the only man in this city who would be willing to adopt a group of criminals," Mr. Poe said, with a tone of hatred visible.
"Those were Olaf's crimes! He framed us!" 说 Violet.
"Now, children, there's no use lying about it." He parked in front...

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FANPOP'S 最喜爱的迪士尼 PRINCES (Average Rank) February 2011

posted by princesslullaby

This is the final results for the 迪士尼 prince articles. I don't really need to re-explain myself. Big thank 你 to PPGBELLE4 for all the help!!

10.Prince Charming
Coming in last is Prince Charming. Very unsurprising. We see the least of him, a lot of people conside him shallow, and in a way 你 can tell the least about his personality. Only 1 person had him in their 最佳, 返回页首 3.

Top-Rank (1-3):
KataraLover (3)

Mid-Rank (4-7):
boolander25 (6)
fhghu (6)
sweetie-92 (6)
disneyfan500 (7)
Straggy (7)
ppv (7)

Low-Rank (8-10):
tiffany88 (8)
FullMoonFever (8)
ALetterToElise (8)
cromulanfav (8)
princesslullaby...

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CRAP I'M GETTING AN F.

posted by madisonsavanna

fancysparkle:
I want to be known as the DP leader
Take away personalities
And if I don't get the things I am after...
I'm going to SCREAM!
I want this spot, I want this whole spot!
No opinions, pick killing, no princesslullaby ruling
And NOW!
I don't care how, I want it now!
Don't care how, I want it NOW!

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Oompah loompah doompa dee doo
I've got a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 puzzle for you
Oompah loompah doompah da dee
If 你 are wise you'll listen to me
Who do ya' blame when you've turned into a Nazi?
When all your cyber 老友记 are in a terrible posse
Blaming the 粉丝 is a lie and a shame
你 know exactly who's to blame!
THE LEGEND 潮流粉丝俱乐部 HITLER!
Oompah loompah doompa dee dah
If you're not a troll then 你 will go far
你 will live in happiness, too
Like the DP 粉丝 who aren't STU...................................pid

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*~DreamyGal's 最喜爱的 Dance Scenes~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

I've been wanting to write this one for a while now. I wrote down all of the dancing scenes from the Princess films, and formed this list. It wasn't easy, because I like them all!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3PeWfBBEC0&feature=related

My 爱情 and appreciation for this movie has diminished over time. The characters are so-so, the plot could use some work, and I'm not that crazy over the 音乐 either. But the DANCING...wow. To put it lightly, it BLOWS. I realize the style of dancing they do in the movie is from that time and era, but come...

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My 最喜爱的 princesses

posted by cromulanfav

I made this 文章 because many things changed on my list, although not very significantly, and new princess came.

Here is my link , if 你 want to compare. This one may not be organized and written so well, and I was slightly afraid that I will be repetetive, but I gave my best.

Disclaimer: I 爱情 all princesses, and even if 你 don't get such impression when I describe them, I really do.

Boring exuse of a main character

10)Pocahontas

Old position: 9th

A beautiful, young woman is standing on a cliff. She jumps. She is fun, exciting, 《勇敢传说》 and smart. She is strong woman who knows what she...

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Wherever The Wind Takes Me, A "Pocahontas" Fanfiction. Chapter 2.

posted by TotallyMe105

A/N#2: This is Chapter 2.

We had been on the sea for a week already, the crew was nice enough, so was the captain. No one had
really been talking, to busy with each individual's dream of what was in Jamestown; Freedom? Riches?
Edward was even 更多 arrogant then I had thought originally, he walks around everyday with his brother
who I found out was the black haired boy who had been standing 下一个 to him. He was ok, but Edward
just got under my skin with his rude 评论 about my father and how he has a high repuatation.
"Cecily?" I called searching for my sister up on the deck in the warm sunlight....

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Gleek4ever's 列表 of 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princesses

posted by Gleek4ever

嘿 everybody! I just saw the 魔发奇缘 midnight premiere last night so I've rewrote my 迪士尼 Princess 列表 and I tried really hard to make it the most accurate out of all my 前一个 lists (my 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess 列表 changes like the weather). One 更多 thing, sometimes I think that my ratings don't truly capture how I feel about a certain princess so I've included a simple rating to tell 你 how I feel about each princess. This is my first 文章 so please be nice! :)

10. Cinderella
Yeah, i've never been much of a fan. I mean it's great that she works so hard and still retains her pleasant...

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Mulan's 最喜爱的 princess 列表

posted by cromulanfav

I wanted to do something creative for 花木兰 month, and here it is. I though of making countdown for this, but I realized I would be very unhappy if the results don't turn out the way I want. If you, however, are interested in countdown, leave a comment.

I had really had time deciding which princess would be Mulan's 最喜爱的 so thank 你 princeslullaby billion times for helping me sort things up. I tried to think the way 花木兰 would, and to rank the princesses based on her values, I hope I did it good, if not, well, I'm sorry.

8.Aurora
Aurora and 花木兰 are almost exact opposites. Aurora...

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My version of Cinder(h)ella-part 23

posted by Jamie38459

*Resuming conversation... They look down and suddenly see... some giant fireball soaring up in the sky(Wait- can fireballs REALLY float?).*

Hella: Hurry 你 retards!

*The gang pull Rodney back up just in time. It zoomed up where everyone could see it and then ascemds farther up to the ceiling(Or to one of those doors/rooms)*

Rodney: *Pulls his pants back up* So, where do ya think it's heading?

Kids: *Shrug* How should we know?

Fairy G: Aw crap, here comes another fireball!

*This time multiple fireballs came zooming out and started flying everywhere*

Rodney: Okay, that is just creepy!

Fairy G: How is...

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Regaining the Limelight: Part 1

posted by Straggy

Those damn Princesses get all the attention!

“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. 花木兰 isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is 更多 than can be 说 for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...

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DP: 下一个 Generation - Part Two

posted by disneygirl

Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the 螃蟹 turned to the two mice before him. "Every 年 I'm all set and ready to retire. And every 年 someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the 更多 chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...