I am glad to announce my 下一个 interview will be with the Characters from Disney’s Cinderella. Now I was warned before hand that this may well be my most boring interview with very undramatic and plain characters, but we shall see. The first to enter the room are the Happy couple, Charming and Cinderella, but we asked her to keep her 动物 outside today….then in comes The fairy Godmother who seems to be all smiles, oh and has brought lunch and bottled drinks…how nice. Lady Tremaine sweeps in dramatically with her two daughters and takes the seats right in the center (Drizella actually has the nerve to push the fairy Godmother out of the way and spills her drink in the process)….meanwhile 真假公主 smiles and waves at 灰姑娘 when her mother is not looking. Alright now that everyone is settled and not shooting dirty looks, let’s begin.


Me : Cindy, why did 你 not ever run away from your evil stepmom?

Cinderella : In my time period there was no place a young woman like me could go. If I had ran away I would have ended up on the 街, 街道 and became a beggar 或者 a lady of ill repute....It was not a pleasant life with my "family", but it was a roof over my head and 食物 in my belly and they did mot abuse me as much as some maids were at that time...unfortunately my only out at that time was to find a good man that would take me away from there...and I got my wish!

(Cindy tears up a little while talking, but charming comforts her and even The fairy Godmother gives her a comforting pat…Lady Tremaine and Drizella mutter something about Pathetic drama queens and roll their eyes)

Me : Charming, why did 你 think that a 随意 girl 你 danced with would be thrilled to marry you, even though she ran away?

Charming : Because I am Charming~! && a Prince!!!! Ahahhaha

(the big cheesy grin he gives earns him sneers from Tremaine and both the girls…Cindy even reddens a little and the Fairy Godmother looks a bit flushed as well)

Me : Prince Charming, why did 你 ignore ALL the other girls and went for Cinderella?

Prince charming : Because their not interesting. 灰姑娘 is the most gorgeous among them all in that ball and she doesn't really care about me. That's make me interested with her.

(this earns him awes, 更多 sneers, and a great big 吻乐队（Kiss） on the cheek from Cindy…oh and a hiccup from the Fairy Godmother….)

Me : Lady Tremaine, are 你 looking for your 下一个 meal ticket, I mean husband? (The fairy godmother laughs out loud at this, but quickly stifles her chuckles)

Lady Tremaine (she shoots me a nasty look for my slip): No, I'm too busy searching for husbands for my daughters.

(at this point 真假公主 laughs out loud, but gets a jab in the ribs from her sister and even Cindy shoots Tremaine a disgusted look…)

Me : 灰姑娘 did those critical glass slippers hurt your feet?

Cinderella : Nah, it wouldn't!!! Why if I didn't know better, I'd say it was plastic glass.

(The fairy Godmother starts laughing again and Cindy asks if she is okay….actually everyone is kind of staring at her now….well except Drizella who looks like she is …giggling?)

Me : Anyway let us 移动 on, Drizella, do 你 ever get jealous of your sister?

Drizella (with another elbow jab at her sister and a sneer) : Why would I be jealous of that skank? I am the pretty, smart one and EVERYONE loves me!

(Anastasia jumps up and slaps her sister…oh and also the words Tramp and evil cow are thrown around….and then she storms out…Drizella just looks smug and mumbles that 真假公主 hits like a wussey and it did not hurt…once again the Fairy Godmother is looking very, very flushed and is making odd sounds)

Me : Prince charming, why are 你 so obsessed with shoes, and didn't just recognize Cinderella’s face?? (This 问题 gets quite a few snorts and giggles from everyone…even Cindy)

Charming : "Because I myself would want to try out sparkly-glittering shoes. If my dad wasn't there I would've kept that glass slipper for myself." Ahahhaha

(He winks and makes it seem like a joke, but Cindy looks a bit uncomfortable and just grins real big)

Me : Fairy Godmother, where were 你 when 灰姑娘 was younger?

Fairy Godmother : I was drunk somewhere having sex with some strange man.

(she starts cackling and then precedes to get up and dance….we call in the Grand Duke at this point and after examining the old dear and her drink discover she has been drugged….we also discover Drizella and Lady Tremaine have snuck out of the room…After we get the Fairy Godmother out of the room and settle back down I realize it is just me, Cindy, Charming, and now the Duke)


Me : 灰姑娘 why your 老友记 are 老鼠, 鼠标 how did 你 discovers 你 could talk to mice, and why did 你 think it was normal to have mice talk to you? I know they're cute, but give me some reason.

Cinderella : 你 are right, they're cute. Mice are one of the smartest mammals in the world. They are so helpful to me. They're always there for me when I needed them. If 你 don't really have any 老友记 and you're always stuck in your room you'd probably start talking to anyone in the room. At first I thought it was just in my imagination when they first started talking to me but then it got 更多 frequent. So either call it magic 或者 call me crazy. Oh dear I don't what they put in those cleaning liquids but I must have been inhaling some of it... I however always wondered why the birds didn't talked...LOL...

(She starts laughing, as does everyone else, but I see strange looks exchanged between Charming and the Duke)

Me : 灰姑娘 Have 你 been traveling a lot? If so, which country do 你 enjoy the most?

Cinderella : Not really most of my life, I only stay in the 城堡 before I meet my Prince Charming. When I'm married, I mostly spend my 日 in the palace and my country, so I don't travel a lot. The country I enjoy the most is my own country.

Me : Cinderella, have 你 forgiven Drizella, yet? :)

Cinderella : Of course I forgave her; she can't help it she is a Bitch. Maybe one 日 she will meet that special someone who can accept her horribleness and 爱情 her no matter what....maybe....hopefully....I may know some deaf, blind men I can fix her up with (big cheesy smile).

(we all think we hear a whispered 婊子, 子 come from the hallway, but when the Duke looks there is no one there…oh well, back to the interview)

Me : Prince Charming- WHY THE HELL WERE 你 SO BORING IN CINDERELLA?????

Prince charming : WHY THE HELL DO 你 ALL KEEP CALLING ME PRINCE CHARMING?????? Ahaha

(he is laughing but he also gets up at this point and walks out the door holding Cindy’s hand. she trys to wave bye, but he is dragging her at this point)

Me : Okay since 你 are the only one left….Grand Duke, have 你 ever felt so fed up with the King?

Grand Duke : Yes I wish I could stab him sometimes!!!!!! Ahahaha

(he marches out before I can ask if he is joking….um okay)

Well that wraps up this “boring” interview, but I would like to leave 你 with the good news that the Fairy Godmother is on the mend and sleeping off the drug she took and Drizella was caught an 小时 later hiding behind some potted plants in the hallway. I would like to thank everyone that participated in Ask a character Why and also state only a few 问题 were lumped together as well as 答案 because they were similar.
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