If 你 were Discord, what sort of chaos would 你 spread?

I would have gummy 熊 snow, houses made out of feathers, no gravity in 随意 places, I would change ponies to think that they were frogs, I would have two 或者 three ponies (that like Discord) that I would take as my chaos spreading assistants, OH YEAH! And everypony's hair turns into a chicken :)

And a bunch of other stuff too, mostly involving candy.