| I hope your 苹果 pie is freakin worth it! |
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I hope your 苹果 pie is freakin worth it!
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| Your half- caf, double- vanilla latte is getting... |
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Your half-caf, double-vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
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| 你 better take care of that car 或者 I swear I&# 39; ll... |
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你 better take care of that car 或者 I swear I'll haunt your ass.
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| I&# 39; m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses... |
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I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
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| What kind of a house doesn&# 39; t have salt? Low sodium... |
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What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!
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| I&# 39; m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on... |
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I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the 海滩 and frisky women.
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| MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that... |
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MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site
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| She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest... |
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She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!
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| Oh, that&# 39; s... that&# 39; s nice. 你 think about fairy... |
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Oh, that's... that's nice. 你 think about fairy tales often?
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| Don&# 39; t objectify me. |
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Don't objectify me.
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| She made us try on her panties. They were pink.... |
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She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny.
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| I am wearing sunglasses at night! 你 know who... |
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I am wearing sunglasses at night! 你 know who does that? No-talent douchebags!
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| Who cares what he says. if its coming out of deans... |
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Who cares what he says. if its coming out of deans mouth then i'm a 粉丝 of it!
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| : 嘿 I wanted to ask 你 – what was it like... |
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: 嘿 I wanted to ask 你 – what was it like working with Richard Moll in Metal
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I think I'm adorable
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