(Damon and Elena hesitantly enter Salvatore house, to see Katherine and Stefan glaring at each other)
Damon: Hello brother. And…. Katherine. What brings 你 to the town of Mystic Falls?
Katherine: 你 know, the usual. Seeing my two ex-lovers. Yada Yada. Man, 你 got so hot…
Damon: Katherine. What do 你 want?
Katherine: I need a favor.
Damon: Well then go get one of your new boy toys and make him do it. We want no part in your nonsense.
Katherine: But DAAAMOOON! Where’s the fun in that?
Damon: Just continue.
Katherine: I have a werewolf problem. 你 see-
Damon: Excuse me did 你 just say werewolf?
Katherine: Can 你 PLEASE let me finish?
Damon: Fine, go ahead.
Katherine: Like I was saying before I was just RUDELY interrupted, I have a problem with a werewolf. He became… infatuated with me. I turned him down and apparently he has a temper. Now he’s trying to hunt me and I want 你 two to kill him.
Stefan: But wait, WHY us?
Katherine: Don’t think I haven’t been checking up on 你 two! I re-evaluated all my past… relationships to see who would best fit the job. Then, I came up with 你 two. I have been checking up on 你 two for quite some time. I’m so very fond of 你 both. I thought it could be such a pleasant reunion! All 3 of us together again. Just like old times, huh?
Damon: Um… we’re not going to just bow down to 你 Katherine. I won’t, and if I know anything about my brother, he won’t either. So 你 can leave. Now.
Katherine: Ugh… what happened to 你 both… no wait, I know. (Katherine turns towards Elena, who’s hiding behind Damon) Elena. What have 你 done with them?
Elena: I haven’t done anything!
Katherine: No… 你 did something… 你 made them more… human. It’s quite disgusting. I don’t get why 你 like them like that… they’re much hotter when they’re… ruthless.
Elena: Katherine, leave. No one wants 你 here.
Katherine: We'll see about that.... (Katherine grabs Damon and pushes him against the 墙 and then kisses him. It lasts for about a 分钟 before Elena finally intervenes)
Elena: Damon! We have.. stuff to do. (Damon finally pushes Katherine off and goes back to his initial position, with Elena behind him)
Katherine: Did that answer your 问题 dear Elena? Don't ever forget, I was their first. No competition-
Stefan: I 爱情 HER now Katherine.
Katherine: And are 你 100% positive they're reciprocated?
Stefan: YES! Elena and I... we're permanent. We're... we're... I 爱情 her. And she loves me.
Katherine: Elena?
Elena: I.. uh..
Katherine: Oooh, the tables have turned huh? Personally, I like both. Oooh, when they were human.. scrumptious. Stefan was like... so sweet, like.. the sweetest 枫, 枫树 syrup, homemade. Then Damon.. like dark chocolate... *sigh* Such a shame... such blood wasted on such a boring girl..
Elena: I uhh
Katherine: Just shut up alright? 你 both will do as I say and kill this werewolf, okay?
Damon: 或者 else?
Katherine: 或者 else I'll go after every single one of Elena's loved ones. I think I'll start with Matt.... he does look delicious.
Elena: Stop it!
Katherine: His name is Mike. Mike Welsh. He'll be in town for a week 下一个 week. Be ready. Friday's the full moon. And 由 the way, a werewolf bite can kill a vampire. Ta-ta!
Stefan: Wait, Katherine!
Damon: 耶稣 christ. I hate her...
Elena: That sure didn't look like hate...
Stefan: Elena!
Elena: What? I was merely speaking the obvious... whatever that was, it wasn't hate.
Damon: Elena, I really don't see the relevance in this...
Stefan: I think Id have to agree with Damon on this one. Damon, I really think we should start strategizing-
Elena: FINE THEN! Just go and kill this stupid werewolf. Im sorry if I INCONVENIENCED you..
Stefan: *whispers* Elena..
Elena: Just forget it Stefan. I have homework to do 或者 something... (Elena leaves, shaking her head furiously, leaving a stunned Stefan and baffled Damon behind her)
(Later Damon sneaks up on her in her bedroom, again)
Elena: Please stop sneaking up on me.. jeez.
Damon: Sorry... I needed to talk to you.
Elena: Well talk then.
Damon: About Katherine... and the kiss...
Elena: No, Damon. 你 don't need to explain yourself. Besides, 你 don't even belong to me so why shou-
(Damon interrupts her with a kiss. Elena then kisses back, hard and grabs his 衬衫 to 移动 him on the bed)
Elena: Stop... talking... about... Katherine.
(Damon, who now is on 最佳, 返回页首 of her on the bed, pulls away from her to look her in the eyes)
Damon: Then what should we talk about?
Elena: Who 说 anything about talking? (Elena tries to 吻乐队（Kiss） him, ever so sweetly, again but he wont budge)
Damon: Do 你 see what you're doing?
(Damon gets off her and moves directly 下一个 to her on the bed)
Elena: This IS a problem...
Damon: Yeah…. Welcome to my life
Elena: What are we going to do?
Damon: I have no idea Elena… what do 你 want to do?
Elena: I don’t know, I don’t know! (And in Elena pounding the mattress in frustration 下一个 to her, she somehow found Damon’s hands and entwined them)
Damon: *whispers* Elena…
Elena: What are we going to do? On one hand, Stefan’s good and kind. But 你 have just… warmth. And 你 just do things…. And 你 just… *sigh* 你 know me.
Damon: I’m going to make a promise to you.
Elena: What kind of promise?
Damon: To be honest, at least about my feelings; and… in order to fulfill that promise… I need to confess something. But, 你 won’t like it, at all.
Elena: What Damon?
Damon: Stefan… he hasn’t exactly been honest with you.
Elena: What do 你 mean? (She says this while turning towards him, and he doing the same, so now they’re in bed, facing each other.)
Damon: Stefan’s…. Stefan’s been drinking human blood.
Elena: WHAT? Since when?
Damon: I’m not sure…. I caught him right before he went to Harvard. He left an 小时 later.
Elena: I… why?
Damon: He wouldn’t say. It looks like he’s preparing for something. I don’t know what for. But what ever it is… It’s not good.
Elena: He’s… he’s not being honest with me, is he?
Damon: No darling, he’s not.
Elena: Has he ever been honest with me?
Damon: Honestly, I’m not sure. I know he’s hiding something.
Elena: Do 你 remember when I used to hate you?
Damon: Yes I do. It was a very… hard time for me.
Elena: Why is that?
Damon: Well, it was when I was first having… feelings again. I remember dealing with this horrible inner conflict. I looked at 你 and I wanted to surprise you, I wanted to 显示 你 that I wasn’t just a monster. But I kept… losing myself to it. I kept disappointing you, and myself. I kept fighting it, fighting the monster, because I knew I’d never win your 心 if I was just that, just a monster. I still fight with it, even now.
Elena: The monster?
Damon: Yeah… but it’s getting easier. It’s easier when I’m with you.
Elena: Really?
Damon: Yes and sometimes… when I’m with you, I forget it all together.
Elena: How much do 你 want to forget?
Damon: Who 说 I wanted to forget?
Elena: Well, I assumed 你 would.
Damon: There are some things I want to forget…
Elena: Like what? Why would 你 WANT to remember your past… especially because it’s such a dark one?
Damon: Because… when I’m with you, I forget all the awful things I’ve done… And, for a second, I think, “maybe I deserve her.” I mean, if Stefan deserves you, why not me? And I can’t do that. If I lose those memories, there’s nothing stopping me from grabbing 你 and never letting go. If I forget those memories, there’s nothing stopping me from loving 你 whole-heartedly. If I forget those memories, I’ll forget Stefan and how much 你 爱情 him and I’ll forget the evil things I’ve done. I’ll just forget everything, and my mind will be clouded with you. And I’m scared Elena. I’m scared of myself and I’m scared for you. So I can’t forget; I won’t.
Elena: *whispers softly* Oh, oh Damon
Damon: I should probably go…
Elena: Stop doing that!
Damon: What?
Elena: Stop trying to leave. Just stop.
Damon: Well, don’t 你 want me to go?
Elena: No. Not ever. Stay with me, even if I can’t 爱情 你 with how much 你 deserve-
Damon: I don’t deserve ANY-
Elena: Can 你 PLEASE just let me finish?
-silence-
Elena: I need 你 to stay. 你 can’t…. I don’t know what I’d do without you. And, I know it’s silly. And I don’t understand how I can 爱情 Stefan so much but need 你 too. I don’t know why, but I need 你 Damon. I know it’s selfish of me but I can’t imagine my life without you. I don’t want to.
Damon: 你 don’t need me
Elena: 你 have no idea what I need.
Damon: Well, tell me, right now, what 你 need. Do 你 want me to go? Cause I will, for you.
Elena: No. I don’t want that. I want you. I keep wanting you.
Damon: Okay. Then I’m yours.
(Damon kisses her, ever so softly, at first, but increasingly gets harder and harder. Damon pulls Elena’s 衬衫 off and rolls on 最佳, 返回页首 of her and was about to 吻乐队（Kiss） her, when he stops)
Damon: Wait, before this gets too complicated, I have to go.
Elena: WHAT?!
Damon: I have to go hunt that stupid werewolf. Katherine needs to leave and she needs to leave now. I promised Stefan we’d do some work on it. Don’t Worry. I’ll be back (Damon kisses her forehead and leaves her in her bed, stunned and shirtless)