- Thou shalt drink 水果 punch. 或者 樱桃 soda. 或者 蔓越莓 juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.
- Thou shalt eat all 食物 with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.
- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs at his 下一个 public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.
- Christmas: No. Cullenmas: Yes
who else loves these rules!but i need to add some..
-Thou shalt die their hair black,brown,or blonde
(alice,bella,rosalie)
-Thou shalt set up a special shelf for 你 twilight merch
-Thou shalt buy false fangs and where them ALL DAY
