This 文章 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 更多 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 粉丝 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 你 in your sleep if 你 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fangirl...