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爱德华·卡伦

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Plenilunio Too bad Meyerpires are oh so awesome they can't be killed the traditional way because that would be a sign of weakness and they can't be imperfect!

DraculaPWNS ^ Hm... good point. Romance Novel boys are rock-solid perfect, so they can`t be killed no matter how much they suck... have you ever played the "trapped" series? It`s three online games. It has a solution to the immortality problem in the 3rd one, when Diala locks the immortal villain Dan McNeely in a safe and throws it underwater, so he can`t escape. Or we could just use "obliviate" or "sectumsempra" on dear sweet Eddie... (evil laugh)

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I 发布 this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral 粉丝 opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 爱情 to read 评论 if 你 have any, 或者你 can just skip this 文章 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 爱情 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 问题 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, 小猫 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of 你 are in trouble 或者 anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 写作 this as a reminder to all of 你 before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if 你 haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of 你 who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material 你提交 stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended 你 and why 你 find it offensive. If it’s something serious 或者 happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back 你 up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward 或者 gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked 由 a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight 粉丝 do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot 或者 any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle 刀

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions 你 may have garnered from the 标题 of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when 阅读 Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 阅读 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think 你 can call yourself a vegetarian if 你 don't eat things like people 或者 those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 阅读 the 图书 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new 电影院 come out and even after it's all been done for about a 月或者 so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the 标题 suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if 你 don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do 你 think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her 答案 sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually 说 was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that 婊子, 子 bella is his...

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随意 little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 分钟 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say 你 dont choose love, 爱情 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 爱情 them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 或者 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out 哈哈 even though i have so much 更多 i would like to let out.

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Edward Cullen: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

嘿 there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have 说 they would want me to write a 文章 here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope 你 enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way 你 haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most 粉丝 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my 问题 is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." 或者 "The lion fell in love...

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its 最近的 creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The 论坛 are always buzzing.
I absolutely 爱情 visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the 评论 are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG 你爱情 (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This 文章 may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I 爱情 you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so 你 have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the 爱情 of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, 你 sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 年 olds and 17 年 olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice 或者 animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton 或者 the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style 图标 despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it 由 a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a 粉丝 of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, 或者 adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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For Sane Twilight 粉丝 (and because only 4 people on the Twilight series club attempted to help me)

posted by sapherequeen

*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...

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Six 最喜爱的 Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The 标题 of the 文章 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 文章 that I have 发布 on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to 列表 my 最佳, 返回页首 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...