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OK, this is my very first 文章 - I have never written an 文章 for 潮流粉丝俱乐部 before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest 文章 ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so 熊 with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and 总体, 整体 mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the 标题 of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to 编辑 it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish 或者 discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so 你 know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...
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LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has 吸血鬼 and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new 小猫 since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...
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As a 粉丝 of Twilight, I am part of a lot of related spots and discussions. However, as a Jacob & Bella fan, I often find myself disagreeing with most of the opinions of Twilight fans. In this 文章 I'll go through some 评论 I've read (slightly altered - don't want anyone out to get me!) and why I disagree with them. It's really just an informal rant. :P

'Edward & Bella have things in common unlike Jacob & Bella'

... What exactly? Let me guess: Classical music? Bella knows one song and suddenly they have something in common. They both read? When do we actually read of Bella reading...
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as 评论 after 评论 with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send 你 to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that 你 think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity by...
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As someone who liked 吸血鬼 before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. 或者 that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do 你 mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't 你 go prove it? I'll wait...

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...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's 最喜爱的 cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are 你 doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of 最喜爱的 books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are 你 destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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As the 标题 suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if 你 don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...
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I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as 或者 更多 beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do 你 stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do 你 irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by JacobbBlackk
I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She 说 Jacob was beautiful once 或者 twice and called his new muscles impressive once 或者 that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 下一个 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella 天鹅 is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight 粉丝 didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking 你 back. 你 left me crying in a forest, and 你 think I'll just come running back to you? 你 wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella 天鹅 was kind of 2-Dimensional.
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hi this is my first rant ever hope 你 like it

im a twilight 粉丝 but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when 你 first read the book 你 have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in 爱情 with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if 你 concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters 你 will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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