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ulithiangirl thats funny!!

Is it really that hard to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have 给 an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 或者 something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact 吸血鬼 are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 狼 have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait 或者 even a gift from the spirits.

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They say the full-moon drives us all a little mad...

posted by HecateA

*I'll have mentions to actual 狼人 stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to 你 on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin 或者 werewolves.

In the 年 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This 文章 is an appeal to all Twilight 粉丝 out there, I invite 你 all to think over your good and bad actions here on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and I am astounded 由 the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight 粉丝 carried when they respond to the 说 criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found 由 searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 下一个 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 偷了 this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be 发布 here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things 你 need to know-

This 文章 is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this 文章 is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether 你 hate Twilight so much it fills 你 with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, 或者爱情 it so much 你 plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent 你 from marrying a book, 或者 perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. 你 hear the name 'Edward', 你 think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' 你 think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' 你 think...

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It's finally happened: A vampire book worse than Twilight (spoilers)

posted by classicalexpert

It's called "Daughter of Darkness" 由 V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 年 old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused 由 their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation 或者 abuse. 你 have to read between the...

Good Job! But is it your job to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why 你 should have too.

In my mind, when an 作者 creates a story with a new 或者 different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...

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100 Reasons why Twilight Suck

posted by XxGigglesxX

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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My Letter to Stephanie Meyer

posted by TriaRose

Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As 你 have probably guessed, I am 写作 to 你 concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the 图书 as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 或者 so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then 你 throw in three...

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Are the Cullens good heroes/heroines?

posted by MCRTS

After 阅读 the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" 由 bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella 天鹅 a heroine. If 你 do, 你 have got a really great deal of imagination, 或者 a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight 粉丝 would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...

The Twilight Saga as a Subconscious Retelling of a Family Drama: The Real Story

posted by songwave

Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the 作者 of Twilight 或者 her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this 文章 is purely academic speculation inspired 由 a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every 粉丝 knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...