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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the 吻乐队(Kiss) in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so 你 know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...
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Analyzing the Twilight Phenomena

First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything 你 read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an 文章 of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope 你 will enjoy it.

Recently I came across a post at the 论坛 that 说 about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) 爱情 Twilight huh?”.

I have seen this argument countless of times...
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I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't 给 birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was 更多 interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the 秒 part of the film .
Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One 更多 body left all alone[Jacob is left 由 Bella]
She's made another 心 her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An 天使 learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self 或者 Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days 以前 and fell in 爱情 with it. I think it’s one of my 最佳, 返回页首 films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much 更多 seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight 粉丝 frequently 报道 distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight 粉丝 should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become 更多 of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a 接吻 sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright 你 win!
*calls him*
Jacob: 嘿 its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 小时 Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things 你 might not have found yourself.
The 视频 do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very 日 I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many 评论 about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's 爱情 was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. 或者 a joke quickly written 由 me because it's been ages since I 发布 here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros 或者 antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear 你 hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight 前锋, 期待 suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off 由 saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The 表演 is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written 由 a five 年 old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If 你 have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into 文章 论坛 thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One 日 Bella fell over while being chased 由 Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and 说 - "Edward, what are 你 doing? 你 know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me 或者 is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 下一个 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack 你 rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes 你 guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear 金牌 contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade 或者 蔓越莓 果汁 (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when 你 are screaming it at his...
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I 发布 this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral 粉丝 opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 爱情 to read 评论 if 你 have any, 或者 你 can just skip this 文章 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 爱情 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 问题 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, 小猫 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of 你 are in trouble 或者 anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 写作 this as a reminder to all of 你 before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if 你 haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of 你 who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material 你 提交 stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended 你 and why 你 find it offensive. If it’s something serious 或者 happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back 你 up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward 或者 gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another 作者 - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the 总体, 整体 写作 polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked 由 a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight 粉丝 do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot 或者 any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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