Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

5

Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 下一个 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 偷了 this!'].

Maanda, AlxanderRfan and 3 others like this

AlxanderRfan Lol that was awesome :"D

1

Twilight Funnies

added by KateKicksAss

20

Keeping Our Spot Tidy

posted by Cinders

"Tidy" is an unusual word for me, but I felt if I used "clean" it would be interpreted as another warning against mudslinging and immaturity.

What I mean is, I see a lot of repeated content on this spot. Particularly images. Most of the time, I don't 评论 on it, because if I like to point out a repeated image, I also like to link to the original image in that spot. Unfortunately, I'm generally too lazy to do a 搜索 because the vague 密码 being attatched to our 图片 don't make our 搜索 bar very helpful.

So consider this an appeal from an anal-retentive credit-crazy 密码 queen:...

Twilight Facts

added by cassie-1-2-3

Source: twilightfacts.tumblr.com

1

Twilight Facts

added by cassie-1-2-3

Source: twilightfacts.tumblr.com

Twilight Facts

added by cassie-1-2-3

Source: twilightfacts.tumblr.com

82

Screw Bella

added by rachaelwsz

Source: 脸谱 (YingYing)

32

How to Identify a Fangirl (Part 1, Beginner/Intermediate)

posted by renrae

This 文章 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 更多 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 粉丝 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 你 in your sleep if 你 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fangirl...