Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 秒 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 图书 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a 评论 on my critical analysis telling me what 你 think, what 你 agree on and what 你 disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because of Edward himself. I mean sure, we know living forever kind of sucks, but do 你 have to go on and on and ON about it?! Get over it already. Take a page from Emmett's book and try to just live your life, and be a tad 更多 enthusiastic, would you? I mean, 你 could at least focus on the positives of being a vampire instead of whining all day.
Secondly, would 你 shut up about your soul already? I mean, really, your soul's fine. In some twisted, messed up, and just plain strange way, 你 ARE still a person, and everyone has a soul, you're not special and 你 have one too. You're obviously just looking for something else to complain about.
And something else, mind over matter? Give me a break, 你 just exaggerated when describing how "difficult" and "painful" it was to be around Bella. Now you're caught in your lie!
And lastly, why did it take 你 so long to change Bella?!? The soul thing, well, see above, and if 你 爱情 her so much than why dont 你 want to be with her forever and ever? You're a hypocrite and a phony, and the only reason 你 changed her at all was to save her life. Whatever.
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Thanks for reading, and leave a 评论 telling what 你 think! Again, please no nasty comments. Hope 你 liked it!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because of Edward himself. I mean sure, we know living forever kind of sucks, but do 你 have to go on and on and ON about it?! Get over it already. Take a page from Emmett's book and try to just live your life, and be a tad 更多 enthusiastic, would you? I mean, 你 could at least focus on the positives of being a vampire instead of whining all day.
Secondly, would 你 shut up about your soul already? I mean, really, your soul's fine. In some twisted, messed up, and just plain strange way, 你 ARE still a person, and everyone has a soul, you're not special and 你 have one too. You're obviously just looking for something else to complain about.
And something else, mind over matter? Give me a break, 你 just exaggerated when describing how "difficult" and "painful" it was to be around Bella. Now you're caught in your lie!
And lastly, why did it take 你 so long to change Bella?!? The soul thing, well, see above, and if 你 爱情 her so much than why dont 你 want to be with her forever and ever? You're a hypocrite and a phony, and the only reason 你 changed her at all was to save her life. Whatever.
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Thanks for reading, and leave a 评论 telling what 你 think! Again, please no nasty comments. Hope 你 liked it!
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have 给 an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 或者 something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact 吸血鬼 are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 狼 have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait 或者 even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 或者 something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact 吸血鬼 are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 狼 have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait 或者 even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 下一个 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 日 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 偷了 this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 下一个 day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The 日 after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 或者 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 偷了 this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a 圣诞节 树 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 你 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 你 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 你 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do 你 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 图书 and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 你 suck!!!!
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 分钟 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say 你 dont choose love, 爱情 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 爱情 them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 或者 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out 哈哈 even though i have so much 更多 i would like to let out.
If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 分钟 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.
They say 你 dont choose love, 爱情 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 爱情 them back?
In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 或者 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out 哈哈 even though i have so much 更多 i would like to let out.