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This 都市传说 照片 might contain 裹腿, leging, 腿覆盖, 腿部, 腿部覆盖, 绑腿, 蚶, hip boot, and thigh boot.
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the 牛奶 and 你 a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill 你 Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the 牛奶 and 你 a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill 你 Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: 嘿 can 你 tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't 你 the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do 你 want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: 你 are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't 你 the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do 你 want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: 你 are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative 写作 kinda ran out today...
Lucius: 你 better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot 你 were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative 写作 kinda ran out today...
Lucius: 你 better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot 你 were here...
Lucius: so... 你 live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided 由 SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a 心 attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: 你 know he is passed out and he can't hear 你 right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided 由 SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a 心 attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: 你 know he is passed out and he can't hear 你 right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: 嘿 it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no 你 did not!
Zalgo: ok 你 caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell 你 after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: 你 back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do 你 realize what 你 are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... 你 know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no 你 did not!
Zalgo: ok 你 caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell 你 after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: 你 back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do 你 realize what 你 are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... 你 know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like 你 Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... 你 couldn't help yourself. but now 你 are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do 你 know why 你 are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are 你 ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do 你 know why 你 are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are 你 ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his 老友记 are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather 更多 members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go 由 myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: 你 two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his 老友记 are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather 更多 members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go 由 myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: 你 two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
