*meanwhile in the underworld*

Zalgo: *snickers*

Observer: whats so funny?!

Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show

Observer: every one here?

All: yes sir!

Observer: go prepare yourselves for the 下一个 attack...

All: yes sir! *all walk away*

Zalgo: 嘿 Observer!

Observer: what...

Zalgo: I got new guys!

Observer: what?

Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth

Mr.W: hi!

Zalgo: Lisa

Lisa: hey...

Zalgo: Targeter

Targeter: ...

Zalgo: and Pyris

Pyris: Why am I here again?

Zalgo: they will be are new commanders

Observer: ._.

Zalgo: finally, my 日 off...

SL: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: WHAT?

SL: the grunts are having a fight again

Zalgo: then go take care of it

SL: how can I when 你 only addressed only half of them of my rank!

Zalgo: its my 日 off

SL: its your kingdom!

Zalgo: its still my 日 off!

SL: ._.

Zalgo: ._.

SL :c

Zalgo: :c

SL: :P

Zalgo: :P

SL: :l

Zalgo: :l

SL: :[

Zalgo: :[

SL: :B

Zalgo: :B

SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod

Zalgo: finally...

Grunt: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: shi*

Me: hi guys im home!

Jeff rip offs: hi!

Jeff: *mph*

Me: what the hell is going on?!

Jeef: Jeff killed my brother

Jef: i have RED eyes

Jeffy: I have two knifes!

Jake: Im his step-brother!

Lucius: *drops cigarette*

*10 minuets later*

Me: did 你 have to burn my house!?

Lucius: yes

Jeff: what the hell was that?

Lucius: your fan-base

Jeff: im screwed

Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!

Lucius: hey, just walk it off...

Me: I hate 你 guys so much...

Slender: *grabs Observer*

Observer: Firebrand!

Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]

*floor catches on fire*

Observer: 你 will burn and suffer!

Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!

Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!

Slender: *drops Observer*

Toby: not again!

All: *runs out*

Rake: we have to get out of here!

Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!

Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on

Observer: ZALGO!

Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*

Observer: to the portal!

All: *goes through portal*

LJ: road trip!

Lucius: we are just going to the bar...

LJ: oh...

*both get in car*

*driving*

Lucius: ... how was your day?

LJ: oh, good

Lucius: what have 你 been doing?

LJ: 你 know, the usual...

Lucius: did 你 see that game?

LJ: yeah it was SO close!

Lucius: oh! did 你 win that card game with Hypno?

LJ: no, he kept using physic...

Lucius: how was that movie?

LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...

Lucius: ...

LJ: ...

KIBS: HI GUYS!

Both: SHI-

*crash*

摩根 Freeman: no one survived that day...

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

摩根 Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh

Lucius: I win... again

Masky: Shut up Toby!

Ticci Toby: we all know 你 have the hots for hoody :D

Masky: Im going to kill you!

Slender: your so immature Jeff, could 你 take your job seriously?!

Jeff: why so serious?

LJ: there can be only one jack!

EJ: bring it!

BEN: i'm the best video game pasta

RED: RUN

Squidward: 你 think 你 have it bad?!

SM: i do have it bad!

Lucius: what the heck is happening?

Hoody: every one is arguing *drinks coffee*

Lucius: could 你 shut them up?

Hoody: I tried...

Lucius: OK then let me try.

Hoody: DON'T GO ITS TO DANGEROUS

Lucius: *ahem* HE COMES!

everyone but hoody: ZALGO.

Hoody: nice man

Lucius: cheers!

*clink*

Lucius : oh what a night!

Slender : late December back in 63!

LJ : what a very special time for me!

KIBS : because I remember what a night!

Slender: KIBS!?

KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!

Mrs.P: it's not a bac-

KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat

Mrs.P: but-

KIBS: your argument is invalid

Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?

Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom

SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!

Slender: oh

Reggie: try using your mouth!

SL : K!

LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*

EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk

LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*

Lucius: classic

Slender: what the hell happened to you!

Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...

Jeff: hey!

LJ: I 迷失 my job in the SOK

Slender: 你 worked for the SOK?!

LJ: could 你 blame me? I wasn't working for 你 any 更多 so I decided to work for Lumar

Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?

LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...

Lucius: 嘿 Masky, why are 你 being so quiet?

Masky: *shrugs*

I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D

*meanwhile*

Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"

Clockwork: please kill me...

Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl

Clockwork: screw you...

Masky: guys!

Porter: what?

Masky: we have company!

*woosh*

Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!

Swain: since when were 你 the leader?

SkinTaker: he does have a point...

Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this

Swain: yea... 你 are not going to doge this...

Trevor: *sigh*

Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)

Socialite: hello there!

???: who are you?

Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but 你 can call me Johnny

???: why do they call 你 that?

Socialite: umm...

*Woosh*

Socialite: I'll slit him if 你 hold him down

Kage: sure!

*Woosh*

Socialite: no real reason...

Nick: my name is nick

Socialite: well nick, do 你 want to be friends?

Nick: I barely know 你 *walks away*

Socialite: dam*it

*later*

2Spooky: how did it go?

Socialite: what do 你 think?

2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time

Socialite: ugh...

ToTheArk: Caller got me...

Porter: we have to get 你 out of here!

ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...

Porter: wow... 你 are really optimistic about this...

ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...

Porter: oh

ToTheArk: 你 guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight

Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!

Clockwork: I barley know you...

Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!

Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*

Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...

ToTheArk: Oregon!

Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*

Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...

ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me

Caller: I am not a ripoff!

Boots: ... (yes 你 are)

Slender: oh my god...

Lucius: 嘿 guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!

Porter: sit her on the couch! 你 need to see this!

Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*

d3AR mR, sL3NDER.

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siNC3R3LY. cRYPT

Lucius: who is cRYPT?

Slender: an old Friend of mine...